Naruto: A Daughter's Honor

Behind the Scenes

Director: ...AAAND CUT!

Yoru: -sigh- That took...forever!

Naruto: Get this damn ramen away from me! If I ever have to eat another bowl of this shit, I'm gonna' puke!!!

Itachi: -lights a cigarette- -looks supremely cool, in the bad boy way-

Sasuke: -throws an arm around Yoru- I heard that you had an exam next week. Want some private tutoring?

Yoru: -giggle- Sure.

-They both walk off-

Itachi: -doesn't even notice-

Sakura: -has eyes only for Rock Lee-

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Itachi: -walks onto the set, sipping his coffee- I can't believe you're going to killed off my character.

Yoru: It's your fault. You auditioned for the bad guy.

Itachi: Well, I couldn't let Naraku get it, could I?!

Yoru: Hmm. Good point.

Sasuke: ...A lot of people would probably enjoy seeing him die a gruesome death.

Yoru: Another good point.

Itachi: Indeed, but that's why we have security guards.

Kara: You know what? Maybe we shouldn't kill you. 'Cause I'm starting to like you!

Everyone: -stares at Kara-

Suijin: ......what about me?... -Sniffs-

Kara: -feels bad now-

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Yoru: -spying on Kakashi- How does he get his hair to stay like that?

Kakashi: -standing in front of a mirror- -pulls out a five-gallon jar of hair gel-

Yoru: Oh. –question has been answered-

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Tei: -is playing with his matches- -accidentally lights one, and the set goes up in flames- -stares at the fire in shock-

Kara: Tei, those are REAL MATCHES!!!!

Tei: Oops?

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Kara: Happy birthday, Neji!

Yoru: Okay, everyone. We need you to leave.

Suijin: Yah, help me go and get the present I got. It's kinda' large and heavy.

-Everyone except for Kara, Yoru, and Neji leave-

Yoru: Close your eyes so that we can get your surprise ready!

Neji: ...... -closes his eyes-

Kara: -runs fingers through his hair- You know, you have hair to die for!

-SNIP-

Neji: -hair now is short- ?...!...What the fuck!?

Yoru: Uh...I think you cut it a little short...

Kara: I know. -cheerfully- But doesn't he look a lot cuter?

Neji: -chases the girls out of the room with the intent of killing them-

Yoru and Kara: -run by everyone else, who was returning with the presents- RUN!!!

Suijin: Huh? Where are you going?

Neji: -CRASH-

Suijin: Uh...who are you?

Neji: It's me. Look what those bitches did to my hair! -holds his hair-

Yoru and Kara: -from a distance- I know, aren't we? He does look cuter now, though.

Neji: -jumps to his feet- -starts chasing the girls again-

Yoru and Kara: AHHHHH!!!! -runs off-

Temari: -walks in- Hey, Neji! I like what you did with your hair!

Neji: Huh? Really?

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Kakashi: If I put on this cloak, maybe no one will recognize me. -puts on a brown cloak, and then puts up the hood. - -arm is held in front of his face. - -walks down the street-

Kara: HI KAKASHI!! -waves hand-

Kakashi: WHAT THE FUCK!? -glares- How the hell did you know it was me?

Kara: Well, you're the only one with silver hair around here, silly. I mean, c'mon. How smart do you have to be to notice that?

Kakashi: -DEATH GLARE-

Kara: -sweatdrop- Uh, gotta' go. I have a...let me see...appointment! Bye!!! OH SUIJIN!!! –runs off-

Kakashi: -shakes his head- Now where can I go and buy hair-dye?

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Author's Note: This is for humor reasons only. Don't hurt me, I'll work on the main story now... -wanders off- REVIEW!!!