SC: Hey ya'll! I'm back, as I'm pretty sure you can all see.

Chrono: Whoopie!

SC: …that's not even a word.

Chrono: I know…

SC: …

Chrono: …

Both: WHOOPIE!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Peter Piper's bunch of pickled peppers…sigh…I love to avoid answering the Disclaimer…


After stopping the car over twenty five times to pick Chrono up after falling through both the roof of the car and the floor of the car, they were now on their way to stop the evil, strangely possessed, kids.

Rosette sighed deeply and leaned down against Chrono's neck, shutting her eyes. Chrono, for once, was trying not to screw this up. "You tired?" He questioned, ignoring his hand, which was inching closer and closer to touch Rosette's backside…

"Yeah…I'm going to be even more tired once Sister Kate finds out that we wrecked two cars in one day…" She gestured to the car they were currently driving in. It had holes all over it from Chrono's mysterious falling.

"Hmm…" Chrono nodded and slapped his hand away.

"What was that?" Rosette asked, raising her head up slightly.

"Oh, it was nothing…just try to get some sleep…I have a feeling this is going to be a long mission…"

Rosette nodded, "Your right…" She closed her eyes and relaxed her body against Chrono's.

Chrono smiled happily as he leaned his own head against Rosette's.

Everything was going perfectly.

He wrapped his hand around Rosette's shoulders and held her tightly against him, hoping that there will be no disturbances…

Aion groaned as he found that he could only see through one eye and noticed that he was almost completely naked, save the part that he had his whitie tighties on.

His one violet eye looked upon the sleeping purple haired demon and blonde nun and grinned mischievously.

Though, before he could do anything, Remington knocked him out with a candy cane. "Stupid bastard…" he mumbled.

Over ten minutes later, the car came to a screeching halt, causing Remington to hit his head extremely hard on the car horn, Rosette to fly into the seat in front of her, Chrono to fall through the roof and come back down moments later, and Aion to loose his other eye.

"Hey! Remi! What's the big deal?" Rosette groaned as she pulled her head out of the now appearing hole in the seat.

Remington also groaned, rubbing the big button like marking on his forehead. "There's a kid in the road, Rosette, you can't hit kids you know…I learned that a long time ago…" The Minister winced.

There was an angry growl in the back, "Hey? Aion? You okay?" Rosette asked the white haired demon that was struggling to sit upright.

"I guess if you count not ever being able to see again…" He mumbled out angrily.

"Where'd Chrono go?" Rosette asked Remington.

"Uh…I don't exactly know…" Remington replied, stepping out of the car.

Rosette followed, helping a blind Aion out. "CHRONO! WHERE ARE YOU?"

There was a slight growl and then an occasional curse word. Looking up, Rosette and Remington saw Chrono at the top of a tree. "Chrono? Do you need help?" Remington yelled out through his cupped hands.

"Nah! I think I—" Chrono didn't finish his sentence, for he was already on the ground with a bad head ache coming his way.

"Ooh…" Rosette and Remington both winced at the same time when he fell.

"THAT'S IT! I'M OFFICIALLY PISSED OFF! I'VE HAD SUCH A BAD DAY, THAT I CAN KILL ANYBODY!" There was a whimpering sound behind him, "Except for Rosette…WHERE IS THIS BRAT?"

There was a kid slowly crawling across the street, an imploded tire hanging out of his mouth on a very sharp looking fang.

"CHRONO! NO! DON'T TOUCH THEM! THEY MADE ME BLIND! …okay, they took one of my eyes, the other was Remington's fault…"

"No, it's actually the kid's fault, since he is the one who made me stop…" Remington corrected.

Aion let out a scream of absolute horror, "THOSE BASTARDS! KILL THEM!" Aion then started waving his hands wildly around, falling down once he hit the car. "THEY GOT ME! CHRONO! AVENGE ME!"

Chrono stared bluntly at him, "Uhh…no."

"Ahh, why not? It'll be fun!" Aion pleaded, blood running down his face from both of his empty eye sockets.

"Because I hate you and I would kill you at any given chance besides this one."

"Man, Chrono! You're no fun! Rosette-chan! Avenge me!" He then fainted, a daisy appearing out of nowhere and landing on his chest.

"Uh, sure…" Rosette mumbled, rubbing her neck tiredly.

"YOU BRAT! GET UP SO THAT I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!" He growled when the kid ignored him. "I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

"Aion's right, Chrono…those kids are barbaric people eating monsters. Hell, would've killed Aion if it weren't for me…" Rosette stares at Aion's not moving body.

"That's alright, Rosette, because I can easily take them—" Chrono screamed when the kid started eating on his foot. "GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!"

Remington turned to stare at Rosette, "That's what she said…"

"What do you mean?" Rosette asked oddly.

Remington grinned, "GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!" He reacted out. "That's what she said…"

"Ooh!" Rosette and Remington chuckled as they watched Chrono run around in circles with a possessed kid eating his foot.

Rosette sighs and shoots the kid off of the purple haired demon. "There."

"Thank God!" Chrono looks down at his now shoeless foot. "And that was my only pair!"

"Yeah…we'll buy you another pair…let's go kid hunting!"

6,894,235,678,489,396,323,171 kids later…

"H-how many kids are there in New York?" The trio huffed out, Remington carrying the rather dead looking Aion on his back.

"We…we have to stop…" Chrono rasped, dropping to his knees.

"I-I don't think I can go own…" Rosette dropped to the ground, rather dead looking herself.

"We…we must…ah, screw it…" Remington dropped the rather dead looking Aion and fell onto his head rather hard…and I like to say rather rather a lot lately…

"Isn't there…isn't there an easier way to handle all this?" Rosette asked, rolling onto her side to see Remington sitting upside down on his head.

Remington's face started to turn red from the blood rushing to his head, "I think…I think…if we form one of those big barrier thinger majigs like in Episode Seven of the Chrono Crusade Anime, in which we all got poorly paid in and I had to cut my hair at least seven times to get my character right, we just might be able to destroy the demons possessing the children without killing the children themselves." He took a deep breath.

"…And you…and you didn't mention this sooner?" Chrono screamed.

"Well you never asked!"

"Remi…I'm going to kill you in a slow painful torture!" Rosette screamed, grabbed Remington by the hair and started to tear it off.

"NO!" Remington started sobbing uncontrollably.

"Just hurry up and set up the barrier so that we can all go home…and do…stuff…and things…and even more stuff…" Chrono looked around nervously since Remington, Rosette, and Aion…no…scratch that…Aion can't see…and a squirrel were all staring at him. "What?"

"Never mind…You heard him, Remi! Set up the barrier by yourself!" Rosette yelled, collapsing back onto the ground.

Remington was gone in moments.

Now that I have Remington out of the way…what can I do now…? Chrono thought mischievously to himself, a slight grin forming on his lips.

I wonder what Chrono is thinking right now? Can demons even think? From what I know, I don't think they can… Rosette thought to herself.

Chrono and Rosette both stared at one another, "Uhh…wonderful day we're having…" They said at the same time.

"Yeah…" They answered again.

Chrono laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his neck, "So…what do you want to do…in this only moments peace that we have…alone…together…you and I…me and you…" Chrono mentally crossed his fingers.

"Hmm, I don't really know…I've now officially decided that we're only going on the easy missions for now on though, no more Resident Evil brats again!" Rosette sighed and leaned back against the car.

"Yeah…no kidding…" Chrono scooted closer to Rosette, leaning against the car also.

"Yeah…" There was an unnerving silence between them.

Chrono began to dawdle his index fingers around nervously as Rosette simply stared up at the sky, "Umm…do you…you know…want to—"

"I wonder where Joshua is?"

Chrono began to curse mentally as he sighed deeply, "Well, if we knew, we'd surly be after him wouldn't we?"

"You don't have to be mean about it, Chrono!" Rosette snapped, standing up.

"No-no! I'm sorry! Let's go sit in the car! Common!" Chrono pulled Rosette into the car so that they were both in the back seat together…alone…no wait…Aion's rather dead looking body was in there also…who knows how it got in there…when he should still be outside.

Rosette sat still as did Chrono, both of them staring at Aion. "Uh, do you think…he's going to be alright…?"

"I-I guess…Aion is a demon…he should be able to handle it…Although it's quiet funny, cause he used to make fun of Genai cause he was blind…" Chrono laughed slightly.

"Did you like hanging out with those guys back then?" Rosette asked, scooting closer to Chrono.

Chrono was silent for the moment, staring deeply into Rosette's blue pools and getting easily lost in them, "There were times…when I never wanted our fun to end…but, I'm happy that they did…because I never would have met you if our parties continued…"

"Chrono…that's the sweetest thing you've ever said…" Rosette's eyelashes flickered as she sniffed, "Chrono…"

"Yeah…"

"I have something really important that I need to tell you…"

"Wha-what is it?"

"I think—"

"I'M BLIND!"

Rosette screamed and jumped into Chrono's arms as he cursed out loud from Aion's sudden wave of tension. The white haired demon stood up and started running into walls of the car, almost tipping it over.

"HELP! I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!" The white haired demon tripped over Rosette and Chrono, slamming hard into the ground.

"Aion! Get a hold of yourself!" Rosette yelled out angrily.

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU COULDN'T SEE?" Aion screamed back, pushing his hands into his eyes, "Now this is not cool!"

Chrono grinned and dug around in his pockets for something, pulling out two Christmas ornaments. "Here, Aion! This might help!"

Moments later, Aion had two glowing Christmas ornaments in his eyes.

Rosette giggled madly with Chrono, Aion's ears lowered in confusion, "What? What's so funny? I still can't see a thing!"

"That's the whole point, Aion! Now I can take your lollipops without you not even knowing it!" Chrono laughed some more when one of Aion's Christmas lights exploded.

"AHH! NOW I HAVE GLASS IN MY EYESOCKET!" Aion wept bitterly as Rosette and Chrono's laughter died down.

"What were you going to say, Rosette?" Chrono asked, turning to face the blonde haired beauty.

"Well…I umm…never mind, I'll tell you later…" Rosette mumbled.

Suddenly, there was a big, blue flash of light, signaling that Remington had just put up the barrier. There were a couple of screams, but that was about it.

Moments later, Remington was back with smoke sizzling up from his body, "You know…" He gasped for breath, "…I really have to remember…" He gasped for another quick intake of air, "…that you can't be in the circle when it turns on…" And with that, he fell to the ground.

"Great, now we need to heal two people! Chrono! You carry Remington to the car, while I warm it up!" Rosette got into the front seat of Remington's vehicle.

Chrono mumbled some choice words as he grabbed Remington and threw him in the back with Aion, getting in the passengers seat next to Rosette. "Where we going?"

"Well I was thinking—" Rosette stopped when she heard a brief merry shout of joy. "Did you hear that?"

Chrono's ear twitched, "Yeah…it sounded like…"

Rosette and Chrono both got out of the car, just in time to see a red sleigh…

(SC: (Goes into a fit of coughing and dies suddenly) Crap…)

…and nine reindeer throwing someone out of the back of the red, flying carriage. The sleigh itself flying away instantly.

Rosette and Chrono's eyes watched as a green thing fell from it and splashed into a pond. "Chrono! We have to see what that was!" Rosette tore off her uniform so that she was in only her undershirt and panties and ran towards the pond.

Chrono blushed slightly and caught Rosette's Magdalene Order Uniform, chasing after Rosette as soon as he had done so.

Once to the pond, Rosette dived in and swam to the bottom. Chrono watched with interest when Rosette resurfaced minutes later with a boy wearing all green and dragged him to the surface.

"Hey! Hey! You okay?" Rosette slapped the blonde haired boy and pushed on his chest. "He's not breathing! Chrono, give him mouth to mouth!"

"Are you crazy? I'm not kissing a boy!"

"Fine!" Rosette puckered her lips and moved down slowly…

"FINE! I'LL KISS EM'!" Chrono pushed Rosette out of the way and blew air through his lips into the boy's lungs.

The boy's eyes opened suddenly, his blue irises revealing themselves as he screamed out in horror. "A GAY MAN JUST KISSED ME! CALL THE POLICE! I WAS BEING MOLESTED!"

"Hey! I just saved your life, and that's all you have to say to me?" Chrono rubbed at his lips angrily, stomping off.

Rosette frowned as she looked the boy up and down.

The sandy blonde haired boy was wearing a green button up t-shirt, a red and white striped undershirt revealing itself at the ends of the t-shirt's sleeves, poofy green shorts, and red and white striped tights and his feet were complete with curled slippers with bells at the ends of them.

"J-Joshua?" Rosette stuttered out.


SC: I told you Joshua would be in this chapter! And yes…I was thinking about Resident Evil when I made this chapter.

Joshua: I'd hardly think that I could be an elf who works for Santa.

SC: Yeah…I miraculously survived my recent death from embarrassment…

Chrono: And there was much more fluff in this chapter!

SC: Yep, and there'll be even more if you guys all review and tell me HOW BAD you want fluff in the next chapter! Plead for it!