The Truth About The Bluths
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Tobias Funke the once blue, NeverNude doesn't realize that he's gay
His wife Lindsay, competes with her cruel mother in every way
Oscar Bluth fathered Buster Bluth, the dumbest of the dumb
George Senior Bluth lives in the attic, munching on cracker crumbs
Then there is Maeby Funke, who dislikes her parents so
Why George-Michael is in love with her we'll never really know
Good old Gob Bluth is the moronic oldest child
He tried to best Michael even though he lacks class and style
Lucille Bluth slurps on a dry martini, befitting of a mean queen—
The story of this strange family continues in the next scene…
