One day in the land of Middle Earth at no particular time, Sauromon the Wizard was looking into his ball of darkness. Over all of Middle earth he saw peace. This disgusted him. He decided if he could not find hatred and malice in middle earth, he would look elsewhere. He looked across the sea, and no hatred could be found, so he looked beyond that, and beyond that, until finally he found some. There was much hatred in the land that he found. No greater than in the heart of a witch named Morgan le' fe. She was quite evil and wanted to over throw the kingdom in this land. Saroman saw promise and decided to go there. He gathered things he would need. While doing so he gathered the attention of Gandalf. Gandalf summoned his most faithful friends to stop Saraman from spreading evil in this new land; Aragorn, Legolas, Gimly, Frodo, Sam, pippin and Merry. They burst in on Saromon as he was about to leave into this strange new world, and were accidentally taken along with him!

The woods were quiet in England, and the birds sat perched on the limbs of evergreens. Suddenly without warning a flash of light opened a tunnel consumed with smoke and ash. When the dust cleared Saramon stood in the clearing. Out of the woods came a dark figure, wrapped in black silk and hooded with an ancient cloak. She spoke "Why have you come wizard? If you have come to stop me, then I shall have to kill you. Arthur's kingdom is mine! He shall be the one to pay for the sins of his father!" Saromon stood patiently and waited for the witch to stop talking. "Are you finished?" Morgan le' fe looked startled and surprised when he said this. "I have come to spread Hatred and Malice through this land, and you can help me."

"I have problems or my own" Morgan said

"I can help you defeat this Arthur character, if you help me."

"I'm listening."

Aragorn, and Legolas stood before King Arthur in chains. When they had arrived they were knocked unconscious and had dropped their weapons. A traveling merchant found them and brought them before King Arthur.

"This Merchant says that you were trying to steal his goods on the road." The King said "Is this true"

"No it is not!" Legolas shouted "This man is a liar! You are fool to believe him! You are all fools! I am a noble elf! Why if I had my bow and knifes I'd-"

Aragorn quickly put his hand over Legolas's mouth "What my rude and slightly insane friend means is, If we were robbers with weapons and dangerous tools, such as bows or knifes, how could this man have captured us and brought us here all by himself?"

Arthur glanced over to the Merchant "Well?" he said

"Um, I swear your highness! I swear! They tried to rob me blind they did!" The merchant shouted in a weasely sort of voice

"Well if we can't settle this like gentleman" Arthur said "Then we'll settle it like warriors! Trial by Battle!"

The merchants Face went white with fear. Before he could object, some knights handed him a sword and shield and pushed him toward Aragorn. A knight threw the Narsil to Aragorn, and a bow to Legolas. "You wont be given anything else." Arthur said "If he can beat you using a sword and shield, with you being armed with the weapons you brought, then he must be telling the truth!" Arthur grinned at Aragorn and then sat back on his throne to watch.

The Merchant was trembling from his head to his toes, he had never even held a sword before. Legolas fired a warning shot, the arrow shot into the ground just missing the merchant's foot. The merchant leapt in the air like a scared little kitten. Aragorn slowly walked up to the merchant until he was practically touching him. The merchant held his sword out, and Aragorn had to be careful because the sword was shaking so much from the man's trembling. Aragorn leaned in close, his mouth was right next to the Merchants ear. The merchant was sweating like a pig and started to whimper. Aragorn smiled and said "boo." The merchant screamed and threw his weapons up in the air, and passed out.

Arthur burst into laughter "Good show man! Good show!" Arthur chuckled. "That was quite entertaining, though I really wanted to see you fight. Shall we duel?"

Aragorn looked surprised "Well I don't know" he said "Legolas and I must find our friends, and-"

"Oh that's alright" Arthur said "My knights and I can help you find your friends later. Besides I'm sure your pointy eared minstrel won't mind, will you Legilose?"

Legolas had already drawn his arrow and was aiming it for Arthur's head.

"Legolas No!" Aragorn yelled

"Aragorn, he called me a minstrel! He must pay!" Legolas screamed. With that he let fly! The arrow whizzed through the air. As quick as lightning King Arthur drew Excalibur and sliced the arrow in half. Aragorn and Legolas's jaws dropped.

"As King of England I command this duel to start!" Arthur yelled.

Arthur rushed toward Aragorn, Aragorn swiftly drew his sword in a horizontal slice to counter Excalibur. As the two legendary swords were about to clash, the doors to the great hall burst open. Through the doors came two wizards, Gandalf and Merlin. They were followed by a legion of short people (four hobbits and a dwarf)

"We have a problem" Merlin and Gandalf said at the same time.

"Ah, Merlin welcome!" Arthur said resheathing his sword. "What problem?"

"It seams" Gandalf said "Soramon has united with a witch called Morgan Le fe', and they are at the gates of this city"

"Yes" Merlin said "Arthur, Morgan Le fe' is your sister!"

"Oh good lord!" Arthur said "I didn't know I had a sister!"

"Obviously not!" Gimly Chimed in "You impregnated her, you dirty, dirty man!"

"OH GOD!" Arthur yelled "She's not the burnet with the legs I met last year is she?"

Merlin chocked. "This isn't the time! They are outside right now!"

"Well that shouldn't be too much of a problem." Aragorn said "We can take saramon, and a witch out pretty easily"

"You don't understand!" Gandalf said "She had a son, and-"

Arthur vomited

"-and Saromon used her son as a vassal for Sauron's spirit!"

Legolas fainted right next to the merchant.