Akane's Broken Heart
Mousses' Tail (tale)
"O M' Gee!" Akane screamed. She had finally noticed the now blushing duck at the door. She was stripped to her undershirt and underwear, lying next to Ryoga.
"No! This wasn't happening! This was all your imagination!" Ryoga shielded his bare form and was waiting for an imaginary Ranma to choke him to death about 'dirtying' his fiancé and tell him that HE'S history. When it didn't come, Ryoga looked up and saw a ½ bare Akane opening the back door.
"Poor Mousse! You're drenched! Next time don't try to fly during a storm!" Akane scolded the dim- witted duck, never noticing how hard Ryoga was blushing. In less than five minutes, Mousse was himself again and grabbed the hands of Akane.
"Let us marry, Shampoo! I love you!" Mousse kissed Akane. He held her close to him, and squeezed. Ryoga gave him a good pounding after that. Akane breathed a sigh of relief, and hugged Ryoga. They returned to the broken Mousse, and he told them the story of the pill.
"Cologne! The old ghoul!" Akane uttered Ranma's punch line.
The group of three waited until sunset before marching indignantly. For obvious reasons, Ryoga tried to stall them from curing Ranma.
"Cologne, you ghoul! Give us the cure for Ranma, or we'll make you pay." threatened Akane. Mousse tried to back her up by chanting: "Make you pay, make you pay, make you pay!"
"Dear children, there is no cure to the Amazon Feminine Extract of Love Potion. Ranma must fight it off by will- power itself."
Next day
"Ranma! Akan—no, I want to talk to you. You do love a blue haired girl, didn't you?
Ranma tried to remember, but Shampoo swiftly cut in.
"Hentai." She muttered. Ryoga tried again.
"Ranma no baka! You loved Akane!" The words pained Ryoga, especially when Ranma drooled. He was beyond hope thought Ryoga. The Chinese boy froze. "Akane... Blue- hair..." Ranma muttered dreamily, then suddenly, as if somebody had slipped ice down his shirt, "AKANE! FIANCE!" He crashed through the wall of the Cat Kitchen, and bounded to the park, where Akane was.
Akane! I'm a fool! I love you, not that bimbo Amazon!" Ranma blurted. The girl turned around, and with an icy glare, Akane yelled, "Get out of my dear life Ranma! You betrayed me! I could never forgive you! Ranma no baka, you are a fool."
Hey, what happened to Akane? Is she possessed or something?
