The three years- Songs and a story
Couple: V/b
Rating: pg (3-4 words of swearing in this Chapter.)
And the first chapter starts the story with… CHRISTMAS. (a/n: V/b are NOT married in the story, but in the song – they are.)
A Song- by Vegeta (gohan Is a child, no trunks, not GT)
Jingles tells, jingles tell,
Jingles tells the way,
Through the snow, you're all alone.
And someone sees your way
Hey! Bulma loves, Bulma loves me,
Kakarottos here,
I'm goin' to punch him,
Right in the gut.
Yo! Goku eats, goku eats,
Bulmas washing plates,
The harpy chases me,
With pans in the hands.
Yeah! Gohan reads, Gohan reads,
The harpy's under ice.
Bulma kisses me,
Telling me to stop eating the fridge!
Yahoo! Yamcha smells, Yamcha smells,
Bulma hates him now,
No loyalty he has, for any wo-oman!
Yo! Cue ball beeps, cue ball's cell beeps,
18 is with him,
He answers his call to know it's just from me!
THE END (of the song that is)
Twas the night before Christmas, Bulma layed sleeping,
The prince sat preparing – a present for her.
How much presents everyone got:
Bulma- 20(not counting Prince Vegetas)
Goku- 19
Gohan-56
Vegeta- 3 (From B and Goku and gohan)
Chi-chi- 3 (gh and g and b)
Yamcha-9(all are from B)
Krillin-5
Others- about 4
Bulma Woke up "MOM, DAD, VEGGIE WAKE UP"
Vegeta shot through the door with a towel around his waist and a toothbrush in his mouth. "Bhatts dler mutlrd?" He said. (What's the matter?)
Bulma stared at his chest and body, which were wet and very attracting. "Uhhh… Hello Vegeta to Bulma." Vegeta said, taking out his toothbrush as she stared at him. "Oh it's Christmas. Where's mom and dad?" Bulma asked "Oh. They're in the bedroom – moaning and…" Vegeta started, but Bulma cutted him off. "I don't want to know." Bulma walked to the bathroom, Vegeta returned to his bath. Later they met in the corridor, Vegeta was wearing a spandex suit (no ARMOR), a bit tighter than usual and Bulma was wearing a very nice dress. "Why do you have to be so damn cute?" Bulma thought. She shook her head and went downstairs to meet everyone. Vegeta ran down 5 minutes later with about 50 girls chasing him. "Someone – GET THEM OFF ME." Vegeta yelled. Yamcha stepped in the way saying "would you like to go to dinner with me?" he asked every girl "NO! He's much better than you." They screamed and ran of for Vegeta. About 10 minutes later Vegeta ran in sweaty. "Phew.." He huffed out. "Yamcha what a nice cat you gave me!" Bulma cooed. "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PRESENT?" Vegeta shouted. " HAHAHA! You- give a present?" Bulma said laughing. "Read the necklace it has." Vegeta said. Bulma saw the necklace and read 'From V to B, because I like you – as a person.' "Yamcha, where's my present?" Bulma asked. "Uhhhhh… I didn't get you one, you see I have this sick girlfriend…OOOOPS" He said, realizing what he just said. Bulmas eyes flashed with fury. She smacked Yamcha and said, "IT'S OVER YOU CHEATER." Bulma walked over to Vegeta, kissed him on the cheek and said, "I like you too…" Vegeta stood there frozen. Gasps and saying "they make a nice couple" filled the air. Suddenly the loudspeakers said "Vegeta- you're free to kick Yamcha's ass off the property off C.C." Vegeta grinned taking Yamcha by the collar, hitting him in the stomach and kicking him, out of the property of capsule corp. Then Vegeta sat down on the couch and started playing chess with Goku. After a half of hour he started to watch TV, because Goku ate the chess peaces. He watched TV for hours. At about 23:00, Bulma came in the room "Geta?" she asked. "Yeah?" Vegeta said turning his head around. "Do you really… like me?" She said sitting down beside him. Vegeta took her head in his hands and pulled her for a kiss. Bulma wrapped her hands around his neck, Vegeta sneaked his gloved hand around her waist. Bulmas mother called about 15 seconds afterwards "BULMA, your friend Yamcha came". Bulma pulled away from the kiss. Yamcha came in. "Bulma, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it. I-" Yamcha started, but Bulma cutted him off "Yamcha get out, I have a new love in my life." "And who it is, if I may ask?" Yamcha said, sarcastically. "Vegeta." Bulma stated. "YOU BITCH! YOU TRADE ME, FOR A KILLER, MURDERER AND AN ALIEN!" Yamcha screamed. Yamcha tried to hit Bulma, but found that a hand, Vegetas hand, caught his fist. "Tsk, tsk, you don't want to hurt this beautiful, little creature, eh?" Vegeta said smirking. Vegeta hit Yamcha in the gut and threw him out the open door. "Now then, where were we…" purred Vegeta and they started kissing again. Vegeta pulled away first gasping for air. Bulma panted. "Wow." Was all she could say. Vegeta went over to the couch and sat down. Goku appeared in front of him. "Hey, Goku." Bulma said standing in the doorway. Goku didn't hear.
"Yamcha said you hurt Bulma, I hurt you. "WHAT?" Bulma screamed. Goku didn't hear. Vegeta stood up. Goku hited him square in the face. Vegeta didn't even try to defend. Goku hited him in the gut, causing dark blood to splash on the carpet.
Goku hited and hited Vegeta, making more blood to fall on the carpet. Then goku hit him so hard, he flew outside. Vegeta floated up, goku followed him. Goku hit him in the face and then fired a kamehameha at him. Bulma watched in horror as her beloved's body fell through the sky. Bulma ran over to Vegeta and saw, that he was cold as ice. "Please, kami, god, help me, give me a senzu or something."
She pleaded, tears in her eyes. A senzu fell from the right into her hand. Goku picked up Bulma and took her inside "Don't worry, he wont hurt you." He said. "Let me go, he didn't do anything to me." Goku putted her on the floor. Bulma ran to Vegeta she threw the senzu in his mouth. Vegeta slowly got up. "How do you feel?" Bulma asked. "Great." They went inside, Goku was gone. Bulma layed Vegeta down on the sofa and he fell asleep. Bulma put a blanket on him and kissed him goodnight.
The next day Vegeta woke up.
He looked out the window, glanced at the clock, 9:00 and screamed "Bulma it's snowing!" Bulma ran downstairs dressed in her snow gear, Vegeta quickly grabbed his and they went outside. " 'Geta, lets play." Bulma cooed. Vegeta smirked and started a snowball fight. After three hours Bulma found Vegeta floating above her
" That's not fair, veggie." Bulma said pouting. " If you say so" he said dropping on her and they rolled across the hill, near capsule corp. Vegeta landed on top. They both were laughing and happy. Vegeta started kissing Bulma, then she heard the annoying voice of, as Vegeta referred, 'The great white shark with frying pans for teeth'
"Bulma! What are you doing?" Vegeta stood up and helped Bulma up. "Me and Vegeta are sort of a couple now." Bulma said blushing. Chi-chi stared at her in disbelief. "Okay. I got to go back home." She said.
The same night at 20:00
The doorbell rang, interrupting Vegeta, who was nuzzling at Bulmas neck.
Bulma stood up and went to the door and saw Yamcha. "Hey, Babe." He said putting his hand over her mouth. "If you couldn't give me pleasure once then ill have to take it from your virgin body." He said. Then he fell down, since Vegeta kicked him in the 'crown jewels' from behind. Vegeta once again threw Yamcha off the property of C.C.
