2nd part

Gaara's plan

In the Sand Palace

Gaara dialing the phone

Girls Voice: Hi, this is Kage Times, how may I help you

Gaara in strange noise act: I learned something today and I want to report it.

Girl: Your voice is very familiar.

Gaara: I am absolutely not Gaara of the sand who is holding his nose.

Girl: Good, you are not relative to slut, Temari are you?

Gaara: Absolutely not.

Girl: So what can we call you?

Gaara: Himm, Araag Dnas

Girl: That's the stupidest name I have ever heard. Very good news, you better call Magazine section that is related for stupid people of this Country.

Gaara: No, this is about Temari and Shikimarou.

Girl: We already know that they are going to have baby. We covered a full page tomorrow you can see about it. The sex in the government.

Gaara: No, I want to tell you that they were hiding their engagement.

Girl: No they are not, there is an entire pornographic website that shows their 7 hours engagement.

Gaara: 7 hours haa.

Girl: They could have entered the record book if they had some witnesses.

Gaara: No what I mean they are going to marry.

Temari: WHATTTTTT

Girl: Really I guess we have to take out that "immoral relations" word.

Gaara: You do I is better for a healthy good life.

Girl: Too bad we use it for every sentence.

Closing the phone

Gaara: Kankorou write that down: Kill the newspaper girl.

After a while

Temari: What, I cant marry that guy.

Gaara: I know, life is curial there are bad things and good thing. There are bad things that us humans do that can result in to even more bad things, like filling a hole in your body for 7 seven hours.

Temari: No, he ruined my life, it was just a friendly kiss.

Kankarou: Did he use more than one hole?

Gaara: Shut up, now you 2 going to marry then you can even call for a witness, I don't care.

Temari: What if Shikimarou says "NO"

Gaara: I will give him 2 options. First one is a good traditional Blood marriage; other one is a good place in graveyard and I assure you, I will put you in the same place in same position that put us into this shit.

Kankurou: That marriage which none of the couples can divorcé until they die.

Temari: Noooooooooo.