2nd part
Gaara's plan
In the Sand Palace
Gaara dialing the phone
Girls Voice: Hi, this is Kage Times, how may I help you
Gaara in strange noise act: I learned something today and I want to report it.
Girl: Your voice is very familiar.
Gaara: I am absolutely not Gaara of the sand who is holding his nose.
Girl: Good, you are not relative to slut, Temari are you?
Gaara: Absolutely not.
Girl: So what can we call you?
Gaara: Himm, Araag Dnas
Girl: That's the stupidest name I have ever heard. Very good news, you better call Magazine section that is related for stupid people of this Country.
Gaara: No, this is about Temari and Shikimarou.
Girl: We already know that they are going to have baby. We covered a full page tomorrow you can see about it. The sex in the government.
Gaara: No, I want to tell you that they were hiding their engagement.
Girl: No they are not, there is an entire pornographic website that shows their 7 hours engagement.
Gaara: 7 hours haa.
Girl: They could have entered the record book if they had some witnesses.
Gaara: No what I mean they are going to marry.
Temari: WHATTTTTT
Girl: Really I guess we have to take out that "immoral relations" word.
Gaara: You do I is better for a healthy good life.
Girl: Too bad we use it for every sentence.
Closing the phone
Gaara: Kankorou write that down: Kill the newspaper girl.
After a while
Temari: What, I cant marry that guy.
Gaara: I know, life is curial there are bad things and good thing. There are bad things that us humans do that can result in to even more bad things, like filling a hole in your body for 7 seven hours.
Temari: No, he ruined my life, it was just a friendly kiss.
Kankarou: Did he use more than one hole?
Gaara: Shut up, now you 2 going to marry then you can even call for a witness, I don't care.
Temari: What if Shikimarou says "NO"
Gaara: I will give him 2 options. First one is a good traditional Blood marriage; other one is a good place in graveyard and I assure you, I will put you in the same place in same position that put us into this shit.
Kankurou: That marriage which none of the couples can divorcé until they die.
Temari: Noooooooooo.
