Assigned Seats
Author: Siren of Hell (occasionally my friend Jane)
Rating: This is R for bad, bad words. Please don't read if you're not old enough!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. HP belongs to JKRowling and some publishing company, BtVS belongs to Joss Wheldon and some other really rich TV people, and Mutant Enimy and Fox and many, many more. Simpsons(which is mentioned in passing) belongs to Matt Grogien and I think that's it..
Summary: Harry Potter/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Hogwarts has a new DADA professor, she's not exactly conventional... and what's more! She's determined to make a couple of her students realise something about themselves.
Timeline: Three years after s7 of Buffy, and 6th year for HP and gang.
Spoilers: HP-up to Order of the Phoenix, Btvs – up to s7, Ats – up to first/second episode of s5
Pairings: HP/DM, BS/A(us), and probably RW/HeG and WR/SS
*Warning* Slash
Dedication: To Janey, my inspiration and all that...
Author's Note : For the purpose of this fic Angel and Spike do love each other (In a violent love hate kinda way). Not very much romantically but in a familyish way, but with some bits of romance. What can I say, they come from a fucked up family.
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Chapter 11. Hogwarts Alumni
Snape spluttered.
"What do you mean you're not Buffy?" he asked incredulously.
Buffy(Angel) growled, or attempted to anyway, but was largely unsuccessful; due to the fact the he was no longer a vampire.
"Well I mean that I'm not Buffy... Well I suppose I am in her body, but her soul, her conscious mind is elsewhere. My guess is my body or... wait a minute." Buffy(Angel) though for a moment.
"Godamnit!" she(he) roared, "I knew I shouldn't have trusted those damn wizards! This is all Spike's fault! I should have killed him when I had the chance, no I should never have let Dru sire him, and then I would never have had to deal with any of his messes! Stupid Childe! He just had to be corporeal, and I just had to give in to those stupid pleading eye!"
The other occupants of the room looked extremely confused, and remained silent while Buffy(Angel) raged.
"Well, if you don't mind me asking," Dumbledore interrupted his rant, "who are you? And how do you know about Hogwarts? Are you a former student? "
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"Hey wait!?!" Angel(Spike) said, "Did you say that you were in Scotland in front of a class of kids?!?"
"Umm... maybe. Would it be a problem?" Spike(Buffy) mumbled, looking down at his, still hot, bare feet, and still a very un-Spike-like action.
"So what? You're teaching? Where? And I thought you were a counsellor."
"Which one do you want me to answer first?" Spike(Buffy) answered, her confidence coming back to her, the shock of their unusual situation finally fading.
"Let's put it this way. What school would hire you?!? In Scotland!?!"
"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Angel(Spike) looked shocked, close to fainting.
"You're teaching at Hogwarts? How do you even know it exists? Only people in the Wizarding world are supposed to know." Angel(Spike) spluttered.
"I could ask you the same question," Spike(Buffy) said with a raised eyebrow.
"Graduated class of... well that's not important. What's important is that I went. And since when are you a witch? Only witches teach at Hogwarts."
"They made a special exception for me. Seems they've been having trouble keeping a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. They're either evil or well it's mainly that evil thing, so they made an exception. Who better to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts than the longest surviving slayer ever, with eleven years of experience." Spike(Buffy) explained.
"Well then... I guess that's ok... I still can't believe some one put you in charge of the welfare and mental health of young children."
"Well that was completely pointless..." Fred said eyebrows raised, "didn't you say that you should be going? Because Wolfram and Hart does have a private jet you know?"
"Private jet?" Spike (Buffy) spluttered, "I should have come back sooner!"
***
Buffy(Angel) seemed to calm slightly at the question.
"Yes I was a student here, a very long time ago. My name then was Liam O'Connor."
Dumbledore looked puzzled.
"Liam O'Connor? I don't remember any Liams' in the school in at least 200 years."
"Well that would make sense considering I came here 253 years ago."
Snape looked aghast.
Harry and Draco were both confused to the point of a mental break down.
"How is that possible?" Harry asked, for them both, "Are you a ghost, or is that were... I'm confused!"
"No, not a ghost, Vampire," Buffy(Angel) replied darkly.
Dumbledore's eyes widened in realisation.
"Angelus?" his voice barely a whisper.
His shock was quickly forgotten as he pulled out his wand and shot a stunning spell at Buffy(Angel). Buffy(Angel) flipped to the side, out of the way of the curse that was surely powerful enough to knock him out.
"Wait!" She(he) begged, pleadingly, "You have to let me explain!"
"What could you possible explain?" Dumbledore replied coldly, firing another curse in her(his) direction, "You're a vicious monster, 'The Scourge of Europe', we thought you dead, but I guess we were wrong. I'll have to remedy that, but first I must get my slayer back in her own body."
He shot another two stunning spells in quick succession. Buffy(Angel) managed to dodge the first two curses, but the third hit her(him) in the back as he dodged away from the second. She(he) fell to the floor motionless, the second time in ten minutes.
Harry watched Draco carefully. He was panicking. He looked as if he were about to bolt. Harry wondered if he really likes Professor Summers, enough to worry so much over her health, or if he was reacting to an old memory of a similar experience. With Lucius Malfoy as a father he would not be surprised in the least, if the latter were true.
Harry wound a bony arm around Draco's shoulders pulling him into a rough half hug. Draco calmed slightly, but remained tense. Harry sighed, feeling helpless. He knew he could do nothing more to help him. Draco needed to work this out on his own.
Dubledore gently picked up Buffy(Angel) and handed her(him) to Snape.
"Chain him up in the Dungeons. Make sure the chains are enchanted against slayer strength. If Angelus is released in a slayers body, especially this slayer, there is no telling the damage he could do."
"He said something about Wizards," Snape said quietly, "Do you think that Voldermort may have been involved?"
"It's possible, but what we really should worry about is where Buffy is, and how she's coping in the body of one of her sworn enemies. It must be rather strenuous to become what you were born to destroy."
Snape nodded in agreement.
"All we can really do is wait, hope she'll get in touch with us. Perhaps a tracking spell, but we don't have anything belonging to the Vampire and I'm not sure we could track a soul. We just have to hope that she is not in Voldemort's hands."
"She knows nothing of value though," Snape said, shifting the weight of the body I his arms, "Why would Voldermort want her?"
"She may know nothing, but the school is depending on her for the protection of the children. Without her help we may not be able to protect Harry, or the other students."
***
Authors Note: Important stuff people. I am finding it really annoying to write the name of the body and then the character who's actually in that body in brackets! Gaah it's annoying. So in future chappies, when their bodies are still switched, the names will be just the character who's in the particular body! Does that make sense?
Authors Note Two: I know that Dumbledore and Snape know all about Buffy's slayer career, but not about Angel and Buffy, or even Spike and Buffy. Lets just say that those particular things were left out of her "biography" and that only Buffy closest friends know about them. They were kept secret for privacy's sake.
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To be continued...
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Author: Siren of Hell (occasionally my friend Jane)
Rating: This is R for bad, bad words. Please don't read if you're not old enough!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. HP belongs to JKRowling and some publishing company, BtVS belongs to Joss Wheldon and some other really rich TV people, and Mutant Enimy and Fox and many, many more. Simpsons(which is mentioned in passing) belongs to Matt Grogien and I think that's it..
Summary: Harry Potter/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Hogwarts has a new DADA professor, she's not exactly conventional... and what's more! She's determined to make a couple of her students realise something about themselves.
Timeline: Three years after s7 of Buffy, and 6th year for HP and gang.
Spoilers: HP-up to Order of the Phoenix, Btvs – up to s7, Ats – up to first/second episode of s5
Pairings: HP/DM, BS/A(us), and probably RW/HeG and WR/SS
*Warning* Slash
Dedication: To Janey, my inspiration and all that...
Author's Note : For the purpose of this fic Angel and Spike do love each other (In a violent love hate kinda way). Not very much romantically but in a familyish way, but with some bits of romance. What can I say, they come from a fucked up family.
***
Chapter 11. Hogwarts Alumni
Snape spluttered.
"What do you mean you're not Buffy?" he asked incredulously.
Buffy(Angel) growled, or attempted to anyway, but was largely unsuccessful; due to the fact the he was no longer a vampire.
"Well I mean that I'm not Buffy... Well I suppose I am in her body, but her soul, her conscious mind is elsewhere. My guess is my body or... wait a minute." Buffy(Angel) though for a moment.
"Godamnit!" she(he) roared, "I knew I shouldn't have trusted those damn wizards! This is all Spike's fault! I should have killed him when I had the chance, no I should never have let Dru sire him, and then I would never have had to deal with any of his messes! Stupid Childe! He just had to be corporeal, and I just had to give in to those stupid pleading eye!"
The other occupants of the room looked extremely confused, and remained silent while Buffy(Angel) raged.
"Well, if you don't mind me asking," Dumbledore interrupted his rant, "who are you? And how do you know about Hogwarts? Are you a former student? "
***
"Hey wait!?!" Angel(Spike) said, "Did you say that you were in Scotland in front of a class of kids?!?"
"Umm... maybe. Would it be a problem?" Spike(Buffy) mumbled, looking down at his, still hot, bare feet, and still a very un-Spike-like action.
"So what? You're teaching? Where? And I thought you were a counsellor."
"Which one do you want me to answer first?" Spike(Buffy) answered, her confidence coming back to her, the shock of their unusual situation finally fading.
"Let's put it this way. What school would hire you?!? In Scotland!?!"
"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Angel(Spike) looked shocked, close to fainting.
"You're teaching at Hogwarts? How do you even know it exists? Only people in the Wizarding world are supposed to know." Angel(Spike) spluttered.
"I could ask you the same question," Spike(Buffy) said with a raised eyebrow.
"Graduated class of... well that's not important. What's important is that I went. And since when are you a witch? Only witches teach at Hogwarts."
"They made a special exception for me. Seems they've been having trouble keeping a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. They're either evil or well it's mainly that evil thing, so they made an exception. Who better to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts than the longest surviving slayer ever, with eleven years of experience." Spike(Buffy) explained.
"Well then... I guess that's ok... I still can't believe some one put you in charge of the welfare and mental health of young children."
"Well that was completely pointless..." Fred said eyebrows raised, "didn't you say that you should be going? Because Wolfram and Hart does have a private jet you know?"
"Private jet?" Spike (Buffy) spluttered, "I should have come back sooner!"
***
Buffy(Angel) seemed to calm slightly at the question.
"Yes I was a student here, a very long time ago. My name then was Liam O'Connor."
Dumbledore looked puzzled.
"Liam O'Connor? I don't remember any Liams' in the school in at least 200 years."
"Well that would make sense considering I came here 253 years ago."
Snape looked aghast.
Harry and Draco were both confused to the point of a mental break down.
"How is that possible?" Harry asked, for them both, "Are you a ghost, or is that were... I'm confused!"
"No, not a ghost, Vampire," Buffy(Angel) replied darkly.
Dumbledore's eyes widened in realisation.
"Angelus?" his voice barely a whisper.
His shock was quickly forgotten as he pulled out his wand and shot a stunning spell at Buffy(Angel). Buffy(Angel) flipped to the side, out of the way of the curse that was surely powerful enough to knock him out.
"Wait!" She(he) begged, pleadingly, "You have to let me explain!"
"What could you possible explain?" Dumbledore replied coldly, firing another curse in her(his) direction, "You're a vicious monster, 'The Scourge of Europe', we thought you dead, but I guess we were wrong. I'll have to remedy that, but first I must get my slayer back in her own body."
He shot another two stunning spells in quick succession. Buffy(Angel) managed to dodge the first two curses, but the third hit her(him) in the back as he dodged away from the second. She(he) fell to the floor motionless, the second time in ten minutes.
Harry watched Draco carefully. He was panicking. He looked as if he were about to bolt. Harry wondered if he really likes Professor Summers, enough to worry so much over her health, or if he was reacting to an old memory of a similar experience. With Lucius Malfoy as a father he would not be surprised in the least, if the latter were true.
Harry wound a bony arm around Draco's shoulders pulling him into a rough half hug. Draco calmed slightly, but remained tense. Harry sighed, feeling helpless. He knew he could do nothing more to help him. Draco needed to work this out on his own.
Dubledore gently picked up Buffy(Angel) and handed her(him) to Snape.
"Chain him up in the Dungeons. Make sure the chains are enchanted against slayer strength. If Angelus is released in a slayers body, especially this slayer, there is no telling the damage he could do."
"He said something about Wizards," Snape said quietly, "Do you think that Voldermort may have been involved?"
"It's possible, but what we really should worry about is where Buffy is, and how she's coping in the body of one of her sworn enemies. It must be rather strenuous to become what you were born to destroy."
Snape nodded in agreement.
"All we can really do is wait, hope she'll get in touch with us. Perhaps a tracking spell, but we don't have anything belonging to the Vampire and I'm not sure we could track a soul. We just have to hope that she is not in Voldemort's hands."
"She knows nothing of value though," Snape said, shifting the weight of the body I his arms, "Why would Voldermort want her?"
"She may know nothing, but the school is depending on her for the protection of the children. Without her help we may not be able to protect Harry, or the other students."
***
Authors Note: Important stuff people. I am finding it really annoying to write the name of the body and then the character who's actually in that body in brackets! Gaah it's annoying. So in future chappies, when their bodies are still switched, the names will be just the character who's in the particular body! Does that make sense?
Authors Note Two: I know that Dumbledore and Snape know all about Buffy's slayer career, but not about Angel and Buffy, or even Spike and Buffy. Lets just say that those particular things were left out of her "biography" and that only Buffy closest friends know about them. They were kept secret for privacy's sake.
~~~
To be continued...
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