Once Upon a Time in Middle Earth
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Summary- What happens when three LOTR obssesives, a LOTR fan, an anti LOTRinger and her boyfriend get sent to middle earth. Yup I know this has been done before but oh well this is my version. This is my first post! So Please RandR
PG-13- for some minor swearing and kissing amd stuff
Thank you so much for reviewing! You made my day!
Chapter 1
"What the hell just happened?" Anne whispered through the darkness.
"The fuses must have gone", Jess whispered back.
"Well go fix them then", Nell snapped at Jess whose house they had been watching the film in.
"Fine", she said getting up from the sofa. Carefully Jess tried to feel her way out of the room. Reaching the door rather quicker then she would have expected to, she opened it to reveal a richly furnished room lit by candles.
"Oh my God", she breathed choking back a scream. This was not her house, nor even a house she had ever seen before. In fact it looked like a room from in a castle, with its stone walls and ceiling. Turning back to face her friends from in the doorway she said "Guys were not in Kansas anymore".
"What are you talking about Jess?" Nell snarled as she stood up straightened her short skirt and pushed Jess out of the doorway. Looking widly around she grabbed the other girls arm. "Where's your house gone?" She yelled widly before sinking in to a dead faint.
"That was a bit dramatic", Rose commented drily from the room the rest of the girls and boy were in. The door had swung open and so light had streamed in revealing another stone walled room, this one though seemed to be a living room while the one Jess and Nell were in looked more like a study.
The others seemed to be calmer about the fact that they had just magically appeared in a place they had never been before. Anne in fact looked rather pleased.
"Where do you suppose we are?" She asked as she, Rose, Jo and Stephen made their way in to the study like room.
"I dunno probably some kind of historical old castle", Jo suggested as Stephen looked down at his passed out girlfriend, raised an eyebrow before sitting down on a large wooden chair.
"Maybe", Anne replied. "But then how did we get here?"
"We were probably drugged, kidnapped and left here- how else would we get here?" Rose said practically as she paced up and down the room, her fingers stroking her chin.
"Aliens" Stephen grunted. Rose laughed outright.
"Aliens, good one Stephen"
"No Rose I'm being serious. I was reading in UFO monthly that more than 10 people per week get abducted and turn up somewhere they don't know".
"I'm guessing that those people have either been drinking too much or are on drugs".
"Will you two stop it", Anne said sighing. "Look we have to figure out where we are, in order to know how to get back home"
The room went silent and a lot of gazes graised the floor.
"We should go and explore", Jess said. "Find someone to talk to"
"Yeah", Jo agreed. "Lets find out what's behind this door". She was standing in front of a large wooden door on the opposite wall to that of the one they had entered by.
"What about Nell?" Anne asked.
"We can leave her here and come back for her later", Rose said as she made her way to stand by Jo.
"Fine", Anne sighed.
The group opened the door, it lead to an empty stone corridor, which was lit by torches. Rose and Jo walked down to the corridor to the left and Jess, Anne and Stephen went to the right.
The first door was reached by Rose and Jo. Rose knocked when there was no answer she opened the door and the two creeped in. The inside was similar to the layout of the living room and study they had arrived in but they found a bedroom as well.
The two were just about to leave when the door swung open and two men walked in laughing. Having no time to hide the girls froze and looked at the two men in horror. Both wore armour and had swords in scabards.
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The other three walked up the complete length of the corridor (as there were no doors) and through an ornate looking archway. They carried on walking straight ahead until they reached a large doorway. The two huge wooden doors were held open and two soldiers in full armour stood at attention on either side.
Feeling completely terrified the three walked through the doorway and in to a large hall filled with mostly young lads. Feeling confused the three approached a tall important looking man dressed in leather with a white tree on his chest.
"Excuse me", Anne said timidly. The man looked down at her and smiled.
"Yes young sir, have you come to enlist?" Jess and Stephen broke in to snorts of laughter but quickly smothered them as the man and Anne shot them a nasty look. Then not waiting for an answer he called out to another tall man, this one with darker hair. "These three fine young fellows want to enlist. What are your names?"
Jess and Anne both now looking outraged at being mistaken for boys, were about to correct the man when Stephen responded "My name is Stephen and this is Jaye and Aran". The tall darker haired man wrote down their names on the piece of parchment he was carrying.
*******
Boromir wiped his sweaty brow as he walked through the halls of his father. He had just returned from a difficult mission with his men and was looking forward to start helping with the training of the new recruits to the Gondorian army.
Opening his heavy wooden door, he entered his rooms before he placed his pack on the desk in his study. Turning to enter his living room he saw a tall blonde maiden sprawled across his floor. Muttering his surprise and slight annoyance at the girl, he walked closer. As he saw her lack of attire Boromir shielded his eyes, thinking she must be some ploy of his fathers to get him married so as to produce an heir. Kneeling beside her he attempted to wake her.
Disclaimer-see prologue
Summary- What happens when three LOTR obssesives, a LOTR fan, an anti LOTRinger and her boyfriend get sent to middle earth. Yup I know this has been done before but oh well this is my version. This is my first post! So Please RandR
PG-13- for some minor swearing and kissing amd stuff
Thank you so much for reviewing! You made my day!
Chapter 1
"What the hell just happened?" Anne whispered through the darkness.
"The fuses must have gone", Jess whispered back.
"Well go fix them then", Nell snapped at Jess whose house they had been watching the film in.
"Fine", she said getting up from the sofa. Carefully Jess tried to feel her way out of the room. Reaching the door rather quicker then she would have expected to, she opened it to reveal a richly furnished room lit by candles.
"Oh my God", she breathed choking back a scream. This was not her house, nor even a house she had ever seen before. In fact it looked like a room from in a castle, with its stone walls and ceiling. Turning back to face her friends from in the doorway she said "Guys were not in Kansas anymore".
"What are you talking about Jess?" Nell snarled as she stood up straightened her short skirt and pushed Jess out of the doorway. Looking widly around she grabbed the other girls arm. "Where's your house gone?" She yelled widly before sinking in to a dead faint.
"That was a bit dramatic", Rose commented drily from the room the rest of the girls and boy were in. The door had swung open and so light had streamed in revealing another stone walled room, this one though seemed to be a living room while the one Jess and Nell were in looked more like a study.
The others seemed to be calmer about the fact that they had just magically appeared in a place they had never been before. Anne in fact looked rather pleased.
"Where do you suppose we are?" She asked as she, Rose, Jo and Stephen made their way in to the study like room.
"I dunno probably some kind of historical old castle", Jo suggested as Stephen looked down at his passed out girlfriend, raised an eyebrow before sitting down on a large wooden chair.
"Maybe", Anne replied. "But then how did we get here?"
"We were probably drugged, kidnapped and left here- how else would we get here?" Rose said practically as she paced up and down the room, her fingers stroking her chin.
"Aliens" Stephen grunted. Rose laughed outright.
"Aliens, good one Stephen"
"No Rose I'm being serious. I was reading in UFO monthly that more than 10 people per week get abducted and turn up somewhere they don't know".
"I'm guessing that those people have either been drinking too much or are on drugs".
"Will you two stop it", Anne said sighing. "Look we have to figure out where we are, in order to know how to get back home"
The room went silent and a lot of gazes graised the floor.
"We should go and explore", Jess said. "Find someone to talk to"
"Yeah", Jo agreed. "Lets find out what's behind this door". She was standing in front of a large wooden door on the opposite wall to that of the one they had entered by.
"What about Nell?" Anne asked.
"We can leave her here and come back for her later", Rose said as she made her way to stand by Jo.
"Fine", Anne sighed.
The group opened the door, it lead to an empty stone corridor, which was lit by torches. Rose and Jo walked down to the corridor to the left and Jess, Anne and Stephen went to the right.
The first door was reached by Rose and Jo. Rose knocked when there was no answer she opened the door and the two creeped in. The inside was similar to the layout of the living room and study they had arrived in but they found a bedroom as well.
The two were just about to leave when the door swung open and two men walked in laughing. Having no time to hide the girls froze and looked at the two men in horror. Both wore armour and had swords in scabards.
******
The other three walked up the complete length of the corridor (as there were no doors) and through an ornate looking archway. They carried on walking straight ahead until they reached a large doorway. The two huge wooden doors were held open and two soldiers in full armour stood at attention on either side.
Feeling completely terrified the three walked through the doorway and in to a large hall filled with mostly young lads. Feeling confused the three approached a tall important looking man dressed in leather with a white tree on his chest.
"Excuse me", Anne said timidly. The man looked down at her and smiled.
"Yes young sir, have you come to enlist?" Jess and Stephen broke in to snorts of laughter but quickly smothered them as the man and Anne shot them a nasty look. Then not waiting for an answer he called out to another tall man, this one with darker hair. "These three fine young fellows want to enlist. What are your names?"
Jess and Anne both now looking outraged at being mistaken for boys, were about to correct the man when Stephen responded "My name is Stephen and this is Jaye and Aran". The tall darker haired man wrote down their names on the piece of parchment he was carrying.
*******
Boromir wiped his sweaty brow as he walked through the halls of his father. He had just returned from a difficult mission with his men and was looking forward to start helping with the training of the new recruits to the Gondorian army.
Opening his heavy wooden door, he entered his rooms before he placed his pack on the desk in his study. Turning to enter his living room he saw a tall blonde maiden sprawled across his floor. Muttering his surprise and slight annoyance at the girl, he walked closer. As he saw her lack of attire Boromir shielded his eyes, thinking she must be some ploy of his fathers to get him married so as to produce an heir. Kneeling beside her he attempted to wake her.
