Once Upon a Time in Middle Earth

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Summary- What happens when three LOTR obssesives, a LOTR fan, an anti LOTRinger and her boyfriend get sent to middle earth. Well 3 of them join the Gondorian army and the 3 others are put to work as servants- for the moment! This is my first post! So Please RandR

PG-13- for some minor swearing and kissing and stuff

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Chapter 2

"Who are you and what are you doing in my room?" The taller and more attractive man asked. He hadn't drawn his sword but his hand rested on its hilt. The other, older man looked rather more quizically at the two girls.

"Well um, we were just um...lost...um I guess", Jo mumbled.

"You guess?" The more attractive man repeated, he removed his hand from the hilt but his eyes remained narrow as he watched the two girls.

"Yes sir, we can only guess. What I mean is we have no idea where we are and how we got here," Rose replied looking the man straight in the eyes.

The two men exchanged looks and broke in to gales of laughter. The older man recovered first, swallowed the last few caughs and walked up to the girls.

"Of course, you have no idea where you are and how you got here! Well then I will be pleased to inform you that you are in Middle Earth, in the land of Gandor, in the city of Minis Tirith and in the presence of the son of the steward who rules this land."

"Oh"

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The tall dark haired man with the parchment finished writing down Jess, Anne and Stephen's names. He surveyed them, pursed his lips, called another man (this one was shorter with a beard) and said "We need to get these boys properly clothed, take them to the tailor, then to the armourer and then show them to their quarters".

"Yes Sir", the shorter man replied, bowed then turned to Jess, Anne and Stephen. "Come with me young sirs"

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"My Lady, my lady", Boromir muttered to the girl passed out on his floor. Sighing he stood up, and ran a hand through his long brown hair. The girl looked quite content on his floor but could he just leave her there?

Looking round the room he wished that the girl was in Faramir's room. He was a lot better at dealing with women.

Several seconds someone started knocking on the large wooden door that lead in to his room. Glancing quickly at the body and biting his lip Boromir called "Enter".

To his emense relief a middle aged woman bowed herself in to the room.

"Thank Eru", Boromir swore silently. He turned to the old woman and said "Sally this woman (pointing at Nell), I found her here- just passed out like that. What is wrong with her? Do you know why she is here?"

"Let me see", Sally bustled over to the girl. "Now then, it looks like she's just fainted. As to why she is here I had requested a new chambermaid or two. She might have got lost? I haven't seen her around here before. Now then I have just the thing to wake her up."

Sally picked up a jug filled with water (which was on Boromir's table) and filled a cup. Walking back over to the girl she poured the water over the girls face.

"Aaaahhhh", Nell screamed as the water splashed all over her face, completely ruining her make up. "What the hell are you doing?" She demanded standing up, she had just been having a divine dream involving a tall man in shining armour.

"You had fainted and I was waking you", Sally answered matter of factly. "You seem to be a bit lost and have ended up in My Lord Boromir's private rooms."

Nell turned round and gasped in shock, her eyes widened to see the man from her dream.

"I'm sorry", she squeaked.

"That is quite alright", Boromir said giving her a friendly smile.

"Now then I'll take you down to the servant's quarters and we'll get you settled in", Sally said eyeing Nell's attire.

"What!", Nell shouted as Sally grabbed her arm and began to pull her out of the room. "I'm not a servant,I am a Lady, not some poor underbred idiot".

"Of course", Sally agreed, before rolling her eyes. "Young people these days...", she muttered dragging Nell down to the servants wing.