Curiosity killed the Cat
Kisa: YAHOOEY!! My second fic! 0 It's my first Naruto fic though... So
please be nice? Pwetty please??? stares with big puppy eyes
Hazel (Kite): I wanna do the disclaimer!
Kisa: NO! ME ME ME!!!
Kite: I'm the chairman of the class!
Kisa: I'm the Head of Management!
dust cloud appears as they both fight
Hitsu: Sweat drop Fine. I'll do the disclaimer instead! We do not own Naruto, (though we seriously wish it), Britney Spears and all those other stuff.
Uchiha Sasuke is not a person to be trifled with. Thousands quiver under his
glare and unless you wish to admire your intestines in your last moments on
Earth, you should stay clear of him.
However, the world's population of females does not seem to understand this.
Therefore, it was no miraculous wonder that there was a mountain of love
letters on Sasuke's table on the fourteenth of February, each sealed with a
loving kiss and sprayed with enough perfume to make giant holes in the ozone
layer.
Sasuke sighed with more than a tinge of annoyance. To him, this day was not
called 'Valentine's Day'. More like 'Paper Recycling Day'. Out of sheer
politeness, he opened each and every letter and glanced through it during.
It was all the same as every other year... Plenty of mushy words... Not to
mention, some very obscene stuff sometimes...
Sasuke shuddered when he remembered Sakura's and Ino's letter. Wait...Just
wait... Pause the fic... Was the last letter signed by Naruto or was he
experiencing some eye problems? He reread the letter, as slow as a pregnant
turtle.
Dear Sasuke:
Words really can't express just how much you mean to me, but here goes:
You're such a Heavenly Guy and you always hang out with me when I'm down in
the dumps. What more could I ask for?
Britney Spears has got nothing on you! You're truly the most wonderful person and if I had to choose between hanging out with you for an entire week and not eating five servings of ramen without you by my side, I'll run to your house in a heartbeat. I'll walk 6 miles in the pouring rain while an angry Iruka chase me just to get to see you.
I'd even tell Sakura-chan to take a flying leap if she ever said
anything bad about you. Sound crazy? Nah. I know you've always got my back,
too. You're the best!
XOXO,
Naruto
This is just too weird for a dream... It is more like a nightmare in fact...
Sasuke glanced at Narrator's seat, only to see him as red as a beetroot.
Naruto was staring at feet as he fiddled his fingers in such a way that
would make Hinata proud.
"He looks kinda adorable like tha... Whadda hell am I thinking?! And who is
Britney Spears anyways?!?!?! And you, readers! Out! Out of my mind, NOW!"
Kisa: Ze end! To ze firz chaptar zat iz! Short izzit not? Zun fear! It'll
get zonger in ze end!
Kite: Don't mind her...
(BTW: Kite's my friend! And Hitsu's her dragon.....I want one......sob)
Kisa: Oh ya nearly forgot, must review, ok? YAY!
