Curiosity killed the Cat (2) – In which everyone goes YUMMY! (Okay, only Sasuke, but…)

Kisa: AHEM... I would like to introduce my temporary beta-reader aka my friend... (drumrolls) ... Yumi! n0n

Yumi: (waves hyperly and shouts loudly) HARLOE! WASSHUP! KESHA DOZEN OWN NARUTO! BUT SHE DOES OWN A PAJAMA WITH CUTE KITTIES ALL OVER! BWAHAHA! (runs away)

Kisa: (takes out a sword and chases after Yumi) Shaddup!


Sasuke stared at the letter in his hand with indescribable shock. A guy had sent him a Valentine Day's letter and, mind you, it was none other than NARUTO. Sasuke had a feeling of nausea and was just about to feel worse when…

"Sasuke- kun! What are you looking at?" Sakura inquired merrily behind him. She snatched the letter from his hands and began reading the letter aloud.

"No… Someone… Wake me up from this nightmare!" Sasuke thought frantically. He briefly considered snatching the letter back from Sakura and yelling out strings after strings of colorful expressions but that would considerably lower his 'coolness' bar to a big, fat zero.

"D-dear…Sa-Sasuke…," Sakura struggled to read the letter.

"God! Sasuke- kun, you might wanna give a writing lesson to your adoring fans! I can't even make out what this ditzy girl's writing!" laughed Inner Sakura scornfully.

Now, let's take a look into Sasuke's brain, shall we? We see millions of mini- Sasukes running desperately here and there, some shouting," Argh! Warning! Danger coming at a speed of 99999999km/s!"

On the outside though, we see Sasuke as frozen as a mint choco-chip ice-cream dipped in chocolate sauce with nuts all over... Mmm… Yummy… (drools)

Ahem! Urmm… My point was… Sasuke didn't know how to react.

He was just about to contemplate suicide when...

"SASUKE-KUN! Oh, and Sakura..." Ino bounced (literally) over and sneered at Sakura. "Reading your letter aloud to Sasuke-kun? Oh that is so lame... But since when aren't you NOT lame?"

Sakura dropped the letter from her hands and glared at Ino. If looks could kill, Ino would have been dead and buried, speared alive with arrows sticking out at unnatural angles from her body, and with shards of glass impaled into her forcefully. "WELL, WELL... If it isn't the little Piglet from Winnie the Pooh... You're in the wrong series, Ino-pig..."

"HOW DARE YOU! YOU BIG FOREHEADED NERD!"

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SNOUT-FACE?"

Sasuke pocketed the letter on the floor and immediately inched away from the cat-fight. No way was he going to be involved in this...


The school bell rang, signalling the end of school. The sun has set, and Sasuke was thankful he had lived the cat-fight to see another day. He had crossed a stream, climbed a mountain... Ah whatever! Insert a geographical metaphor here will you? Thanks a lot!

The fight ended with neither girls winning. Iruka-sensei stopped them before they could cause any permanent damage on each other's faces, which would require intensive plastic surgery to disappear.

Sasuke muttered to himself, "At least Naruto didn't gave me any chocolates or whatever..."

Looks like he spoke too soon. When he was sorting the pile of chocolates on his doorstep, he came across something unique that he was sure came from Naruto – Ramen-shaped chocolates.


Kisa: How wazzit? I did write longer this time, didn't I? Praise me! n.n

Yumi: (with a bandage on her head) WELL, REVIEW REVIEW! n0n THE MORE YOU REVIEW, THE BETTER KESHA CAN SLEEP IN HER PAJAMAS! HAHAHA! (runs away)

Kisa: (takes out her favourite sword, Furizanu, and chases after Yumi again)

Yumi: HEE HEE... NOW, WHERE CAN I FIND SOME MORE OF KESHA'S HYPER PILLS... n-n