DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LOVE HINA GET IT THROUGH YOUR FREAKING THICK SKULLS.
Chapter Three...
Horomones can do many things to you...
Keitaro's eyes raced across his text book, skimming through the problems as he already read the simple text. Although, his hand lay lazily over the pencil he kept his mind at total focus. He was sitting inside his room without any distractions and misunderstandings, such as being a pervert wouldn't come too soon. With a simple sigh of defeat, his back met the wooden and slightly carpeted floor. The glasses he wore came off to relax his eyes and calm his mind. How long had he been exactly studying? I'd say for four to three hours but time passes by fast when you're doing one thing that's really hard.
Like trying to pass your entrance exams to go to Tokyo University.
"I think I was a little too rough on Su there," Keitaro muttered while turning his head to the window which led to calm scenery. "I mean she's just a kid right? It's not that she can control her actions at this age."
"Or so to speak…," purred a seductive voice near Keitaro's ear.
Keitaro jumped and stared at whom was thought to be Kitsune but it was actually Kaolla. He gawked the way Motoko did on the balcony and had a waterfall-nosebleed at Su's revealing features. Yep, another Mitsune Konno in the house.
"Su-chan… what the hell happened to you?" Cried Keitaro trying to cover his eyes with his fingers but only succeeded into staring at her remnants…
A finger tilted Keitaro's chin up to Kaolla's innocent eyes, "its Kaolla…"
Keitaro felt hot all over his body, and not the type when Naru practically sent him to the Sun, but the type of where your body urges you to get all horny.
"Su, it's not even the Red Moon, hell it's not even night-time!" Yelped Keitaro trying to control his hormones.
Kaolla paused for a few seconds and sighed, "you said you wanted me to grow up… everyone did… so… I became an 18-year old!"
"How?" Blinked Keitaro feeling guilty that Su heard the conversation.
"It… it was my will… big brother," pouted Kaolla. "You don't like me anymore?"
"Nononononono! YourreallycuteandreallysmartsuIwouldneverhateyou!"
"Come again?" Blinked Kaolla from Keitaro's really fast sentence.
Keitaro sighed and took Kaolla's hands, looking deeply in her eyes. A sudden rush of heat filled Kaolla's cheeks, thinking that the manager might do something romantic.
"Kaolla… I'm sorry for this to happen, I'm really am. You're beautiful, smart, and a little hyper but nonetheless… you're the Su that I will always love. You're like a little annoying sister to me, not that I'm mentioning Kanako, but you get my drift right?"
Kaolla blushed, "you really think so?"
Keitaro nodded, "yeah… I do."
"Keitaro… I," Kaolla's heart felt a race against time itself, "I think I'm…"
"Yes?" Keitaro couldn't help but stare at Su's natural form.
"GOING TO SOOOO KILL YOU!"
Kaolla and Keitaro jumped from the booming voice screeching across the halls. Hearing patterns of random footsteps and the clenching hilt of the blade started to make them both nervous. Oh yes, she was pissed off… really good.
"THERE YOU ARE!" Screamed Motoko sliding the door with her eyes blinded with red.
"Eppp...," squeaked Keitaro not managing to move his legs.
"URASHIMA…," snarled Motoko, "I see you've meet Su in her mature form… although I wouldn't call it mature having you molest her body!"
"I didn't do anything I swear!" Yelped Keitaro.
"Prepare to die Urashima!" Growled Motoko raising her blade near her forehead.
"Not so fast kendo-girl!" Kaolla blocked Keitaro with her arms spread wide, "I will not let you hurt him!"
"Su-chan…," gasped Motoko.
"You abused him too much now… I will not allow it!" Cried Kaolla confused with her emotions.
"But… that pervert…," Motoko couldn't believe that Kaolla was standing up for him. After all those countless times saying that it was fun killing the little pervert.
"Motoko… I'm grown up now… you don't have to defend me now, if he did anything perverted or dishonorable… I will promise you, as your little sister, to give him severe punishment."
The silence seemed uncomfortable and so did the trio whom was shocked of what Kaolla just confessed. It was as if she was Shinobu's inner feelings but she did it. She finally managed to stop the abuse. Motoko hung her head down, reluctantly to put down her blade; she only looked down at the ground to hear all she did was "abuse."
"Please… no more abuse," whispered Kaolla, "no more big-sister."
Keitaro sighed as a relief, clueless that idiot didn't know Su had a crush on him, he whispered, "thank you Su."
Motoko only gave Keitaro a stern look, "Urashima, you are lucky… but if you ever offend Su again, your flesh will meet my blade."
Keitaro gulped and nodded hard, being a manager at a girl's dorm wasn't as easy as other guys fantasies thought. It's like hell in a hamster bowl.
"It's Kaolla dammit!"
"Anyways…," sighed Motoko with a defeat for not beating the shit out of Keitaro, "I think we should explain to everyone about Kaolla's transformation."
"Yes… I doubt anyone would want to see Kaolla suddenly changing into a full-grown woman," said an emotionless voice behind the trio.
Everyone turned to see the gothic girl with a smirk. It was rare to see that in the first meeting, so Keitaro blinked twice and Motoko tilted her head. Kaolla simply gave the same smirk as Kanako, knowing it would be interesting entertainment between the two martial artists. Kanako and Motoko… how fun could this exactly get?
"What brings you here," mumbled Motoko trying to hide her sudden reaction with a cold-tone that resembles Kanako's.
Kanako cocked an eye-brow, "for your information, Kendo-girl, I heard about my brother's third failure on his entrance exams, so Grandma-Hina told me to move in here to help him with his manager-work so he could study much more on his next exams."
"Wow, how did she found out Kanako?" Blinked Keitaro.
"For some strange and unknown reason, I do not know… you know how Grandma is most of the times." Chuckled Kanako while shaking her head; she than gave a pleasant look in her eyes towards her brother… she was finally going to be with her brother but with Su in the compotation, it would lower her chances into being with him. Including Kendo-girl, who seemed to be warming up to him and that abusive tutor of his… Naru.
'This is going to be tough,' thought Kanako looking at Kaolla in her mature form.
"So… we should talk about this downstairs, Oni-chan?" Smiled Kanako cutely.
"Yeah… Motoko should be able to explain about Su's transformation," blushed Keitaro while looking at Kanako's smile.
Meanwhile…
"WHAT?" Shouted Naru from the top of her lungs. "SU CHANGED BECAUSE OF HER WILL IN GROWING UP?"
Motoko winced, "yes… I know it's surprising but maybe the spell will ware off in a while."
"I doubt it," pointed out Haruka, "when there's a will, that strength leads to be persistent, which means that Kaolla will start as an 18-year old girl for now."
"What about school?" said Shinobu timidly, "she can't go to school while looking like that."
"Yeah… well if Su is smart enough to build a giant killing machine that was big as Godzilla, I doubt she would have to go to school anyways," smirked Kitsune amused with Kaolla's form.
"Besides," stated Kanako, "what's done is done right?"
"Great…," muttered Naru, "Kanako is going to live here now…"
"Is that a problem antenna girl?" Glared Kanako.
"Yeah, knowing you almost killed us that last time you were here, dammit!"
"But Keitaro is here, is he not?"
"That doesn't change the fact that you're a psychotic –bitch," grumbled Naru whom was too loud on that sentence.
"That's it," declared Kanako in her fighting stance, "your asking for a total beating you whore."
"I will not allow you to harm Narusagawa," said Motoko standing up, "you seem to have caused enough trouble with her."
"Oh yeah?" What are you going to do about it kendo-girl? Shove that sword up your
"ROCK-SPLITTING SWORD!"
Everyone sweat-dropped at the sight of the two fighting it all out.
"Shouldn't we stop them?" twitched Shinobu.
"What can we do?" Laughed Kitsune, "if anyone of us gets into that fight, all hell will break loose."
"For once, I agree," squeaked Keitaro frighten with the sight.
"So you mean… Kanako and Motoko will be fighting constantly?" Chuckled Kaolla. "How interesting…"
"Really now?" Cocked Kitsune's eyebrow, "do you have something in mind?"
"Well… I could tell you about Motoko's diary," smirked Kaolla.
"Really?" I read those…"
"You mean the one under her pillow?" waved Kaolla sarcastically, "because that's her fake diary for your amusement Kitsune, the real one is in that samurai armor of hers."
"Oh my… really now," gleamed Kitsune growing excited by the second, "do tell…"
"Well for one," whispered Kaolla, "she has the hots for Kanako because of her disguise of Naru's rubbing her legs to find out information about her…"
"Oh my…," snickered Kitsune.
"QUIT READING MY DIARY!" Cried Motoko suddenly appearing in the scene with her katana waving dangerously towards them.
"Oh shit!" Cried Kitsune running away along with Kaolla.
"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU KENDO-GIRL!" Growled Kanako getting up. "AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR MEAN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING EASY ON YA!"
"Oh kami…," grumbled Haruka while Keitaro, Naru, and Shinobu's jaw dropped to see Kaolla and Kitsune being chased by Motoko and Motoko being chased by Kanako.
"So… who's going to pay for the damages?" twitched Shinobu while looking at the holes that appeared only a few minutes ago.
All eyes suddenly went towards to Keitaro, whose only response was…
"Shit."
Motoko: Don't you think that was a little too fast?
Tenshi: Hey! You know, I have SAT tests in two weeks! I have to study and try get into GT... QUIT PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME!
Keitaro: Good luck on your exams...
Tenshi: Gee Thanks... I got a low score last year... why is Kami so cruel on me? I HATE GEOMERTRY DAMMIT!
Kaolla: All you need is a tutor...
Tenshi: ... everyone keeps saying I'm too much of an idiot to help... -cries- Dad is so going to kill me if I ever get a C on my report card...
Kaolla: Especially when you day-dreamed on ripping a certain someone clothes off with your teeth...
Kanako: I'm flattered but...
Kaolla: Not you or Motoko... it's Zan.
Tenshi: DAMMIT! QUIT READING MY MIND!
Naru: Not our fault that you got dumped... and still love a certain someone...
Tenshi: ... -cries and runs away-
Kay... that was random... any suggestions? Sorry... I couldn't help myself... I'm a random person... LoL...
