Author's Statement: I do not own anything that has to do with Inuyasha except for the weird stories that I create. I'm sorry that this chapter isn't as long as the other one, but it will be ok! "Size aint everything Kagome!" Sorry, had to use that "" from the Inuyasha movies!LOL!
Chapter 2: A Randomly Weird Inuyasha Story
'Finally! I can see the hut, come on Kagome your almost there, you can make it!' Kagome stopped thinking as she put all her
effort into getting Inuyasha to the hut. Her eyes became watery and her body ached all over from trying to 'carry' Inuyasha
back to get help for him since she didn't know what was wrong. Finally enabling her voice to work she screams to get
someone to help her, "Guys! Help me with Inuyasha!" Her words came out frantically, getting the rest of the gangs attention.
Sango immediately ran out of the hut to help her friend, 'What has Inuyasha gotten himself into this time'. Sango shakes her
head and lets out a sigh. "Kagome, what happened to him?" Looking to the girl for an answer she realized that she wasn't
going to get one, and it must be serious because Kagome seemed like she didn't know what happened to him either. Sango
helped drag Inuyasha into the hut as Shippou just stood there feeling helpless, eyes begging to tear. "Kagome! What can I do
to help Inuyasha!" Sango and Kagome put Inuyasha on one of the futons and Sango grabs a bucket. "Shippou do you think
you can run and get some water?" Shippou nods and takes the bucket, then leaves to get some water. Kagome grabs a piece
of cloth and sets it next to Inuyasha, while looking over to Miroku. "Uh, Sango? What happened to Miroku, did he get
attacked too?" Sango blushes and lets out a nervous cough. "Well, he had his hands in places they shouldn't be and uh…
honestly it was just a reflex!" Shippou comes running into the hut with some water and gives it to Kagome, grabbing the cloth
she found she put it in the water and sets it on Inuyasha's forehead. Kagome frowns, "He also has a fever, I don't understand
what happened to him. I found him unconscious and dragged him here because I wasn't sure what was wrong with him and
thought it would be better if I brought him here." Everyone jumps at the sound of some lightning striking something in the
distance, and then they frown. "This is just what we need, a storm…Shippou would you please try and wake up Miroku?"
Shippou nods his head to Kagome and tries everything he can think of to try and wake the monk up while the girls try to
figure out what was wrong with Inuyasha. "His injuries aren't that bad considering how bad they usually are…maybe it is
possible for him to have some poison running through his veins…" Kagome looked at Sango with her eyes wide. "Oh no! I
never thought about him getting poisoned…." Sango nods her head, "It's ok Kagome, who knows what of happened if you
didn't bring him back here." Sango looks towards the window to see rain plastering down from the skies. "Don't worry
Kagome he will be fine, he can fight the poison! Uh and Shippou? You might want to stop jumping on Miroku's head, I don't
think we will need him after all." Kagome nods her head in agreement, but not once did she leave Inuyasha's side all night.
Next Day
The sun began to shine through the window, as if trying to wake everyone up. 'Ugh….Why is my head hurting so much?' He
clutches his head with both of his hands, accidentally knocking a cloth on the floor. 'I feel like I just ate something bad…
ugh…well…' As Inuyasha tries to remember what he last ate Kagome wakes up from her slumber, after her eyes focused
she rubs the sleep out. She then realized that Inuyasha was awake. She frowns seeing Inuyasha clutching his head and she
sets her hand on his shoulder. "Inuyasha? Are you ok?" He just nods, making his headache even worse than it was in the first
place. Kagome gives him the evil look and she sets herself behind Inuyasha ordering him to rest his head on her lap. After
about ten minutes of arguing, Kagome finally got him to lay his head down. 'Finally! Now I can make him feel better! Wish I
had some Motrin with me, that would probably make him feel a load better.' Kagome began to rub at the base of his ears,
working her hands over the surface of Inuyasha's head. He lets out a sigh and cuddles deeper into his 'pillow' and begins to
fall asleep once again. Kagome blushes like no other and like perfect timing, the rest of the group wakes up to find them in this
position. 'Just great now Inuyasha will never hear the end of this…' She puts her finger to her lips, telling them to be quiet,
they all nodded in agreement knowing that Inuyasha needed the sleep. The monk looks outside the hut and whispers, "Well,
at least the rain has stopped. I have a great idea!", he grins from ear to ear and looks at Shippou. "Why don't we go and try
to catch us something to eat Shippou? I'm sure Kagome and Inuyasha will be very impressed when we bring some food back
for everyone!" Shippou's eyes began to twinkle, as if he was up to something before he agreed with Miroku and they both
left to go fishing.
With Shippou and Miroku-
The little fox demon looks up at Miroku and sighs. "Miroku? I'm bored…" The little demon looks around at his surroundings
and sighs again. 'Wow, I'm really board…at least with Inuyasha I can keep myself busy.' He lets out a sigh and almost lets
out a laugh when his ideas from earlier came back to him. He glances at Miroku and smiles even more, he remains silent on
their way to the river trying to put the finishing touches to his plan to amuse himself. 'Hmm, I would have so much more fun
with Inuyasha, but maybe when he is better Kagome will let me bother him to no end! HEHE.' "Hey uh, Miroku?" Shippou
puts his hands behind his head in an attempt to stretch and to show a little boredom. "Yes Shippou?" Miroku glances down at
the little fox demon only to be greeted with a shrug. "I don't know…" This cause Miroku to half fall anima style, but then
Shippou 'accidentally' kicked a rock causing Miroku to fall all the way over. Shippou laughs, "Hey Miroku can you do that
again? It was funny!" Miroku just reminds himself that Shippou is just a young fox demon as Miroku's right eye begins to
twitch. "No Shippou, maybe some other time, I don't feel like falling anymore today…" Miroku notices the odd glint in
Shippou's eyes but just shrugs it off. "Hey! Here we are Shippou! Ready to fish?" Shippou lets out a big yawn and nods his
head, flexing his claws to get them ready. "Hey uh, Miroku? Can you catch a fish first to show me how to do it?" 'Miroku
gives a skeptical look at Shippou. "You mean you never went hunting before?" The fox demon just shakes his head no and
Miroku sighs. "Ok, I will show you how it is done!" The monk sets down his staff and spits in his hands as he rubs them
together. "Miroku? Why are you spiting in your hands? Is that how you are going to catch the fish?" Shippou looks at him
with curiosity and Miroku just nods his head. "Well if you ask me, that sounds like a pretty stupid way to catch a fish…
Inuyasha never spits on his hands and he brings lots of food back for us to eat, whenever Kagome doesn't have anymore
ramen left. Though most of the time when she 'doesn't' have any ramen left, we just hide it so he will find us some different
food to eat!" Shippou grins. Miroku gives him a strange look, "Well now I know why there was ramen in one of my sleeves
that one day…and in my robes…and…I think Kagome once called it 'duck tape' or something, but nevertheless there was
something holding ramen to the bottom of my sandal…oh and that one time.." Shippou interrupts Miroku "Miroku trust me
you don't have to tell me, I still remember most of the places that we hid all of those…" Shippou shudders remembering
opening the ramen container and trying to pour it down Inuyasha's clothes… 'That was scary, Inuyasha said Kagome's name
and was making some weird noises…and well…I think he thought I was Kagome or something…hey! So he really does like
Kagome like my mother and father liked each other! Never really thought about that..' Miroku watches the weird expression
playing across Shippou's face and starts to wonder about his small companion. "Hey Miroku I have an idea but you have to
agree to help me first!" Miroku looks cautiously at Shippou. "It doesn't have to do anything with you, now the plan that I
made up earlier did when I was bored, but I wont go through with it if you help me! Please? Please?" Shippou continues to
pester Miroku until finally he snapped. "Ok Shippou I will help you on one condition!" Shippou nods for him to continue
'Wrapped around my finger…the same way Kagome has Inuyasha wrapped around hers.' "You have to tell me what this
plan will be relating to." Shippou nods and jumps up and down doing a 'victory dance'. "Ok, it has to do with Kagome and
Inuyasha, don't give me that look! I know that Inuyasha really does like Kagome as a matter of fact!" Shippou puffs out his
chest as he declared his last statement. "I want to try and get Kagome and Inuyasha together! Think of the fun we can have,
while we are taking this short little break from looking for the jewel shards (notes that Inuyasha is still not well)." A lecherous
grin plays on Miroku's face and holds out his hand. "It's a deal Shippou, perhaps we should place a bet? Say, if I end up
getting them together in the end…then you have to…listen to whatever Inuyasha tells you to do!" Miroku cracks up knowing
that he will win because he is always 'flattering' the ladies. 'He will never get Kagome and Inuyasha together.' Though
Shippou and agreed with Miroku. "Fine! BUT if I get them together in the end then you have to be my servant until I release
you from your duties AND you have to do whatever Inuyasha, Sango, Kagome, and ME tell you to do!" Miroku sweat
drops and hesitantly agrees. 'There is no way that Shippou will win! I am determined!' "Well lets get to catching those fish
shall we?" Shippou nods his head and immediately runs over to the river to catch a really big fish and smiles. "Hey! I thought
you didn't know how to hunt!" Shippou just laughs and gives him a knowing look and pats Miroku. "Of course I know how
to, I was taught when I was small and I also fallow around Inuyasha when he goes hunting. Sometimes he even helps me and
gives me pointers. I just wanted you to try and show me how you did it, then as you were going to try and catch a fish I was
going to kick you head first into the water!" Shippou lets out a strangled laugh and tosses Miroku the fish he caught. 'Maybe
this wont be as easy as I thought it was going to be…'
At the Hut-
"Kagome do you think I should go help/find those two? They have been gone pretty long, who knows what Miroku could be
teaching Shippou!" Kagome nods in agreement and watches the demon exterminator leave to find the two. Kagome lets out
a sigh and watches Inuyasha sleep. She notices that his ears begin to twitch and wonders if he is going to wake up soon
because her legs were falling asleep. Kagome jumps as Inuyasha lets out a groan and begins to open his eyes. "Ugh, I don't
feel so good…" Inuyasha then forces his eyes to open, fighting the light that is assaulting his eyes. "Inuyasha are you ok?" She
looks worriedly at Inuyasha, as Inuyasha just nods trying to get himself to sit up. Kagome helps him sit up, and gives him a
worried glance. "Ugh, just let me get outside and I will be fine in no time…" Inuyasha gets himself stabilized on his feet and
with Kagome's help he works his way to the outside. As soon as he is outside he dives after the nearest bush and releases
everything that was once in his stomach. After he is through, he wipes the remains off of his mouth and wipes it on some
grass. "Thanks Kagome for helping me, I feel a lot better now that I got ride of everything…but I don't know how much
longer I can stand this smell…" He covers his nose by stuffing it into his clothing and walks away from the hut. Kagome just
follows trying not to think about what Inuyasha just did. 'I don't understand how he can just let it all go like that, it would take
me forever to get that out of my system…I almost beefed just thinking about Inuyasha retching all over the place…' Kagome
shakes her head getting rid of her current thoughts and follows Inuyasha away from the hut. "Inuyasha maybe we should go
back to my time, we have better medicine and my mom will surely make you feel a lot better faster!" 'Hmm, maybe I should
just agree with her, I feel a lot better so I don't see why I would have to go back to Kagome's time to feel better…' Inuyasha
lets out a groan as if agreeing to go back to her time with her for awhile. 'Maybe I can get rid of this smell while I'm at it..'
