He stared at the ceiling waiting for his two agents to come, to start the meeting. The lights flickered on, after hearing the slight thud of shoes landing on the floor. He looked straight ahead, seeing a gold haired woman, strutting proudly into the room, followed by a swaying dark blue haired woman, a small trickle of blood flowing down her chin.

"HAIL, IL PALAZZO!" They said in slight unision, the dark blue haired woman falling down in a dead faint.

"AHHH!! HA-CHAN!" The gold haired woman went to "Ha-chan"'s side, trying to resurerect her.

"'S no good... She's...dead... again..."

"Agent Excel!" He said, looking at the gold hair woman, standing up, glancing at the blue haired woman, who was slowly standing up.

"Yessir?" Excel replied, saluting him. He nodded slightly to her, watching her blush with joy.

"Agent Excel, I would like you to meet your new member..." He grasped a blue rope, that suddenly dropped to his side.

"AHHH!!! SIR!" Excel jumped up, running in place. Il Palazzo pulled the rope, a door opening on the floor. Excel whimpered, slowly opening her eyes, looking to her right, glancing at Hyatt, who looked to her left, looking in between them. A figure arose from the pit in the floor, black hair hiding its face.

"Ooo..." Excel in amazement.

"Agents! Meet your new member!" The figure raised its head, a grey eye looking at Il Palazzo, menacingly, her other eye, stylishly cut to cover it.

"Hail..." The member raised its hand slightly.

"Wow... Welcome! I'm Excel Excel! But, you may call me Excel for short!" The new member looked at Excel, and smirked.

"I'm Liana. Pleased to meet you Senior Excel."

"My name is Hyatt, Miss Liana. It's a pleasure to meet you." Liana turned around, and gasped, seeing the blood from Hyatt's lips. Excel tapped her shoulder.

"Don't worry... That happens all the time... So does that..." Excel said, sighing, watching Hyatt fall to the floor. Liana chuckled slightly, turning her attention back to Il Palazzo, one grey eye looking at him.

"Agent Liana, I want you to follow Agents Excel and Hyatt on their newest mission, operation H 2554881186281." Liana raised her showing eyebrow, chucking slightly again.

"Yes, sir." She nodded. Excel blinked at Liana, then blushed slightly, feeling herself getting excited all of a sudden.

"Excel!" Il Palazzo exclaimed. Excel quickly turned her attention to him.

"Yes, Lord Il Palazzo, sir?" He smiled at her again.

"Take good care of Liana..." She nodded, and turned around, then screamed.

"HAIL, LORD IL PALAZZO!" She yelled, falling down the pit. Liana dropped to her knees, and looked down the pit, blinking slightly.

"Uhm... Was that nessacary, sir?" Liana asked, looking at him. He nodded.

Back at the "secret hideout", Liana slowly set her bag on the floor, looking at the apartment.

"You guys don't have that much food and supplies, huh?" Excel shook her head sadly.

"We didn't get paid our last two jobs, and we were forced to dig for food scraps from trash cans for food." She looked at the funny looking mutt, Menchi, who yelped and cowered.

"Aww... What a cute little doggy..." Liana piped up, picking up Menchi, and petting her. "Well, I can help. I have a stable full time job." Excel felt herself being more comfertable around Liana.

"What do you do?" Excel asked, slowly scooting over to her. Liana looked at her.

"I'm a civil servant. I transferred from America." Excel nodded.

"How about I'll go grocercy shopping when I come home from work tomorrow? I can pick up at least four-hundred dollars, American." Excel's jaw dropped, eyes wide.

"R-Really?" Liana smiled, and nodded.

"Yep. Just make a list, and I'll pick it... Where's Hyatt?" Excel shrieked and raced outside.

"HYAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!"

Hyatt was laid on the ground in an alleyway, only to be found by Watanabe.

"Ms. Ayasugi!" He picked her up, and looked at her.

"M-Mr. W-Watanabe..." She panted.

"HYYYYYAAAAAAATTT!!!" Excel stormed passed, grabbing Hyatt, and pushing Watanabe away, into the alleyway wall.

"Ah! Senior Excel!" Hyatt smiled.

"Look, if you're gonna dye in some alley, at least tell someone!" They walked back to the apartment, standing in the doorway in awe at the sudden amount of things in the apartment. A small television in the corner, a stero system next to the televison, and a litte figurine of a small dog. Liana was on a stool, putting up a curtain for the window, a box next to her. Excel blushed, seeing Liana's naturally tan skin, as she reached up to fix the curtains, her shirt rising. Liana put her arms down, and stepped off the stool, and looked at the two.

"Welcome back! The movers came by and dropped some stuff off. They'll be back in the morning with the bigger things." Liana tilted her head, smiling. Excel nodded.

"I found Hyatt... She was with some man that found her." Hyatt giggled slightly.

"He is a nice man..." Liana nodded slightly, picking up the box. Excel shivered, seeing Liana's tomboyish ways. Liana's boxers stuck out of her baggy pants slightly. Liana stood up, and walked past them into the bathroom. Excel followed to see what she was doing. Liana was standing in the middle of the small bathroom, and started to put up a shelf, after hammering a few nails in the wall. She put the shelf up, and smiled, pulling off the shower curtain, and putting on a clean, new one. She turned around, and smiled at Excel, surprised.

"You don't mind, do you? I'm just trying to help." Excel shook her head.

"No, I don't mind at all." Excel smiled back. "Well, I'm gonna go to bed. Night, Liana."

"Night, Excel." Liana waved watching Excel walk away.

The next morning, Excel was awakened by slightly loud talking. She sat up, and looked over to her right, seeing Liana's futon folded up. She blinked, and looked at the door, seeing Liana help a mover man bring in a refridgerator, followed by a stove, and a new counter. Excel blinked, getting up and folding her futon, sighing, smacking Hyatt across the face, so she sould wake up from her coma. Excel walked over to Liana, who was wearing suit pants, and a nice dress shirt, with a matching blue tie.

"Uhm... Liana... Are you going to work now?" Liana jumped slightly, and looked at Excel.

"Yeah... Oh!" She bent down, and picked up two bags. "Here's some breakfast." Liana smiled, and started to walk away.

"I have to go now! I'll see you later." Liana raced down the stairs, then into a blue sports car.

Watanabe sighed, pressing his calculator with one finger, thinking about Ms. Ayasugi.

"Watanabe!" Iwata piped up, slapping the back of Watanabe's back, caushing him to jump.

"GAH! You fool, stop that!" Watanabe growled, glaring at Iwata, who sat back down in his chair, doing his work. The door opened. Dr. Kabapu walked in.

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! I have good news for you."

"Does it involve looking through sewers again, sir?" Matsuya said, not looking from her work.

"Erm, no. The news is, that you, the staff of civil servants, have a new co-worker." Sumiyoshi looked up.

"Is it another robot?" The six people looked at Sumiyoshi.

"OMIGOD, YOU TALKED!" Iwata said, pointing at Sumiyoshi, only to fall to the floor, after being hit in the head with a book. Ropponmatsu One looked at Sumiyoshi.

"Have you just broke free from your shell, Senior Sumiyoshi?" Ropponmatsu Two hopped over to him. "Sumi-chan! You can talk! Wheeee!" Sumiyoshi raised an eyebrow, and sighed.

"Yeah... I could talk... But, writing it out is better..." Sumiyoshi stood up, and walked to another table.

"AND YOU LOST WEIGHT!" Iwata said, swaying slightly, only to get hit with another book.

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Dr. Kabapu said, waving his mustache around. He put it back on, clearing his throat.

"Here's your new co-worker..." Dr. Kabapu stood aside, letting Liana come through. She looked around with her grey eye.

"Good morning..." Iwata immedatly stood up, dodging a few incoming books.

"Hello, good looking! I'm Iwata!" Liana yelped, as Iwata took her hands. He smiled at her.

"Soooo.... Can I call you?" Liana raised her eyebrow, and smacked him across the face, sending him flying across the room, leaving an imprint in the wall. Matsuya looked at Liana and grinned, standing up.

"I'm Matsuya. Nice to meet you..." Liana blinked and smiled.

"I'm Liana. Nice to meet you." Dr. Kabapu smiled, then left, closing the door. After all the handshakes, Liana was sitting down, doing work, when Iwata slunk up behind her.

"I said no, Iwata..." Iwata whimpered, and walked back to his desk.

"So, Liana... Where'd you come from?" Watanabe asked, glancing at her.

"I came from America.."

"Is it nice there?" Sumiyoshi asked, writing something down, before looking at Liana.

"It depends on where you live... If you live up north you have four seasons. Spring, summer, fall, and winter. In the south, you only have two. Summer and fall."

"So...where do you live now?" Iwata asked, looking at her. Liana grinned, holding a pair of scissors, snipping them slightly.

"Iwata..." She smirked, winking at him. He smiled, and walked over to her. She pulled him close, holding him by his collar, opening the scissors, holding them to his throat, slowly dragging them down to his pants.

"Snip snip... plop plop..." Watanabe and Sumiyoshi winced, crossing their legs uncomfertablely. The Ropponmatsu's and Matsuya giggled, doing their work. Iwata yelped, and walked back to his desk. At the end of the day, Liana was the last one out of the office. As she closed the door, she yelped, covering her heart, seeing Matsuya.

"H-H-Hello, Matsuya..." Matsuya smiled.

"Sorry. I just wanted to congratulate you on defending yourself against Iwata." Matsuya smiled, and started to walk off. "Bye bye, Liana..." Liana nodded, and went the other way.

"I'm home! With the groceries!"

"Wheee! Food!" Excel ran out of the room, running outside to get the other bags. After a half an hour, the refridgeator was full, as well as the cabinets. Liana was cooking spagehtti with crab.

"Dinner's ready!" Liana said, setting two pots on the table. Hyatt smiled, sitting down, as Excel followed. Liana made their plates, then sat down, making her own. Excel started to eat, taking her fifth serving when Liana was on her third, and Hyatt was on her second, due to the fact that she died, and fell in the middle of her plate.

"Thank you for this blessed food!" Excel said, patting her stomach. Liana smiled, and picked up the dirty dishes.

"Menchi! I have something for you!" Menchi slowly walked into the kitchen, and looked down at the sudden bowl that was in front of her. Real dog food! Liana patted Menchi's head, and walked out of the kitchen, into the bathroom. All three women where in the bathroom. Liana was brushing her teeth, Hyatt was taking her nightly pills, and Excel was in the shower, her first time using scented body wash. They rotated, only Hyatt was taking a shower, and brushing her teeth at the same time, while Liana watched her, so she didn't die. Liana took off her clothes, then wrapped herself in a towel, waiting for Hyatt to get out. Excel was brushing her teeth. She looked at Liana, and blushed uncontrolablely, and looked away, glancing at her. Wow... She has the perfect body... Liana helped Hyatt dry off, and put her pajamas on, then helped her to her futon. Liana came back in the bathroom, took of the towel, and got in the shower, sighing softly. Excel's body went wild, loving Liana's sound. Excel cleared her throat, and shuddered, putting her toothbrush down.

"Hey, Excel?" Excel blinked.

"Y-Yeah?" Liana stuck her head out.

"Could you hand my that purple bottle?" Excel nodded, reaching up for the bottle. She handed it to Liana, their hands brushing against each others. Liana smiled, and continued what she was doing in the shower. Excel's heart fluttered, her stomach doing loops. She walked out the bathroom, walking to her futon. She crawled into it, and looked at the ceiling. After a few minutes, she heard footsteps, and someone get into their futon. Excel blinked, and shuddered, smelling something intoxicatingly heavenly. She opened her eyes, and looking over at Liana. Liana was asleep. Excel smiled, and turned over, facing her. Liana groaned slightly, turning on her side, facing Excel. Excel meeped quietly, looking at Liana's face. Liana's lips were parted slightly, her breath minty fresh. Excel gulped, turning red again. Liana's hand was above her head. Excel slowly reached out, and laid her hand on top of Liana's falling asleep slowly.