Author's talk: I don't own anything that has to do with Inuyasha except for the stories that I make. Sorry for not updating the last 2 days! I can blam it on the fact that I am a music major and dont' have much time! Well, that is what I am using as my excuse and stuff. Here is this chapter! Woo the snow isn't "falling" anymore! Instead it's raining.

Chapter 3: A Randomy Weird Inuyasha Story

Inuyasha's time-

The demon exterminator walked into the sight of Shippou catching yet another fish and she lets out a sigh. "Why, hello lady

Sango, are you here to catch more fish?"She looks at the pile of fish laying on the ground and shakes her head. "I don't think

you guys need any help, you have enough as it is." Miroku looks down at the large pile of fish. "Ah so we do, I guess we

were just talking to much to realize how many we have caught!" Shippou gives him an evil glare, "What do you mean WE

caught?" He directs his attention to a small fish, aside from the large pile. "That pile is mine, that random fish over there is his

pile!" Shippou puffed out his chest as Sango gave him a pat on the back and smiles. "Good job! We wont go hungry for a

long time! I just thought I would come and check up on you guys because you were taking awhile." Miroku gives a big grin

and begins to scratch the back of his head, Sango eyes him wearily. "What did you do Miroku? You better not have been

teaching Shippou some of 'your ways', he is to young to know about that stuff!" The young fox demon just raises an eyebrow

to the two and just looks confused. "What do you mean Sango? Does it have to do with our bet? Well if it does, I'm going to

beat Miroku, there is no way that he is going to beat me! He shall be our servants! HAH. Hey uh, Sango, you want to be in

the plan too? If you help me, not Miroku, we can order Miroku around and tell him what to do! Now wont that be more fun

to order him around than me?" Shippou sums up his cutest google eyed face to try and get the demon exterminator on his

side. 'If I get her on my side, then Miroku will definitely lose! Ah man, this is going to be so much fun!' Sango just looks at

the both of them questioningly, "And what might this plan be about? Can't be that good if Miroku came up with it.." Miroku

just feigns a sad look, as if that hurt him and looks at Shippou and smiles. "Why no Lady Sango it was all his doing, not my

idea at all. Though I think trying to get Inuyasha and Kagome together will be a hard task…" He smiles a lecherous smile and

Sango smacks him. "Oh, sorry, there was a mosquito. See, look blood!" (that is a "" from episode 100) She holds out her

hand to show her the blood and Miroku gives her a glare. "Sango, I don't believe that is blood of a mosquito, that is mine!"

She examines his face and can see a slightly little small cut. Sango lets out a nervous laugh, "Oh, so it wasn't, sorry about that

Miroku! Didn't mean to accidentally cut you with my finger nail.." She looks over to Shippou and gives him a wink and he

just falls down laughing. 'She is going to get it someday, let me tell you…' Miroku lets out a sigh.

Kagome's time-

Inuyasha jumps out of the well house with Kagome on his back, as they reach the other side of the well Inuyasha wrinkles his

nose in disgust. 'Her time always smells like shit if you ask me, though it might smell a little worse that shit…' He lets Kagome

climb down off of his back. "I'm glad you are feeling ok now Inuyasha, can you tell me what happened?" Inuyasha looks at

her and sighs, before he began to talk, Kagome's little brother came into the well house, "Inuyasha! Kagome! I was just

looking for Buyo, I can't find that cat anywhere I tell you. I missed you guys!" Sota immediately latches onto Inuyasha's leg.

"Hey! What are you doing! Get off of me!" Inuyasha shakes his leg trying to get the kid off. "You guys calm down! Sota you

have to leave Inuyasha alone because he isn't feeling very well today. Inuyasha, you should be nicer to my brother, so there.

Sota when he gets better he will play video games with you, but right now he needs to take care of himself." Sota lets go of

his leg, a little dizzy from being shaken up by Inuyasha. "Sorry Inuyasha, I didn't know that you weren't feeling good, I will

bother you sometime else then!" Sota runs off, continuing his search for Buyo. Kagome looks at Inuyasha and grabs his hand.

"Come on Inuyasha, you should take a bath and get cleaned up!" Inuyasha just nods, not feeling like arguing with Kagome at

the moment. As they enter through the front door, for once, Kagome kicks off her shoes and shouts letting everyone know

that she is home. She proceeds to drag Inuyasha upstairs and to her room. She pushes Inuyasha to a seating position on the

bed and sits beside him. "Inuyasha, I will show you how to work the water and everything, but first we have to find some

clean clothes that you can wear while your clothes is being washed and cleaned. You si.. I mean you relax here for awhile and

I will find you some clothes to wear." Inuyasha nods and Kagome leaves the room to search for some clothes. 'Kagome's

scent is all over in here…' Inuyasha's eyes begin to droop, and he moves from a sitting position to, a laying down position,

falling asleep as soon as his head meets the pillow.

With Kagome-

She goes down stairs to search for her mother, finally finding her in the kitchen. "Hey mom! Uh, do you have any clean

clothes around here that might fit Inuyasha? I'm going to clean his clothes, he hasn't been feeling well lately." Her mother

frowns and looks at her daughter. "Is he going to be ok?" Kagome just nods and her mothers frown turned into a smile.

"That's good to hear, I am sure I will find something that he can fit into…he might have to use some of your grandfathers old

clothes." Kagome gives her mom a weird look and she laughs. "Don't worry Kagome! You got to remember that your

grandfather used to be your age one day! He likes packing away all his stuff, so I am sure there has to be something in the

attic that Inuyasha can wear. I will go take a look, in the meantime you take care of Inuyasha, he is probably getting lonely all

by himself up there." Kagome nods and thanks her mother, before she heads back to her room. She opens the door and was

about to tell Inuyasha that her mother is trying to find him some clothes, but she stopped. 'He looks so peaceful when he

actually sleeps…I wonder when the last time he slept like this. Now that I think about it he is usually sleeping like a log

whenever he comes to this time.' She lets out a smile, she gets ready to leave but something white and fluffy caught her

attention. She grins and goes to Inuyasha debating whether or not she should test her luck on his ears. 'They look so soft….'

She stares at the ears for about 5 more minutes before she sits down on the bed next to where he was laying down. Finally

when resisting the urge of not touching his ears got to her, her hand shot out for them. Carefully she takes his ears in her hands

and begins to rub them like she would with Buyo. She smiles as he begins to make strange noises like he has done a couple

other times when she had the chance to touch his ears without him knowing about it. 'Man I can do this all day…' She

continually scratches Inuyasha's ears, but was interrupted by knock at the door. She whispers to whoever it is to come in and

her mother comes into her room. She smiles and she points to the clothes that she has in her hands. Kagome smiles and

whispers a "Thanks mom!", trying not to wake up Inuyasha. 'Watching Inuyasha makes me tired for some reason.' She lets

out a yawn and curls next to Inuyasha, thinking that it is his fault for stealing her bed from her, so he can at least 'share'.

Inuyasha's time-

"Well we better head back to the hut and deliver the fish, Inuyasha has to be up by now." Miroku agrees and Shippou tries to

grab as many fish that he can in his little hands. He looks at the monk, "Uh, Miroku can you help me carry some of the fish I

caught? Can you help too Sango? Or do you want to help carry Miroku's load." He eyes the random fish laying away from

the pile once again, causing the demon exterminator to laugh. "I think Miroku can handle it, we will both help you carry the

fish. Now lets get back to the hut." Shippou smiles thinking how proud Inuyasha will be with him when he walks through the

hut, exclaiming that he caught all the fish except for one. 'He might take me hunting more if he sees all the stuff that I caught

today!' They then begin their way back to the hut. When they go into the hut no one was there. "Hey guys where did

Kagome and Inuyasha go? I wanted to show him all my fish that I caught." He frowns, tears starting to form in the corner of

his eyes. "Don't worry Shippou I'm sure that they just went back to Kagome's time, maybe she can help Inuyasha better with

all the better medicine that she has." Shippou nods, still not letting his disappointing look off his face. "How about this

Shippou, later when they come back the food will be already to eat and then we can tell him of all the fish that you caught."

Feeling a little better at this, the little fox demon nods and smiles with a determined look on his face.

Kagome's time-

If anyone would have entered Kagome's room at the current time, they would of died laughing. In the bed laid Inuyasha,

mouth slightly opened and drool starting to form on the pillow beneath him. One of his ear's were twitching and one of his legs

were trying to take over the bed, causing Kagome to almost fall out of the bed. Though, neither one of them woke up as

Inuyasha tried to take over the bed in his sleep. "Kag..me… no…don't eat those mushrooms 'hi'pou gah you….do..nt…

trust..chem…h.e….stole… banana….monkey….villager….hmmmm." Little did everyone know, there was someone in the

room that was awake. Kagome's mother stifles yet another laugh that she began to let out and pulls out her camera, taking

another picture (with no flash) as Inuyasha's leg begins to lift in the air. "Monheeeee…." That was it, she couldn't hold her

laughs anymore. Kagome lets out a yawn but both were still asleep. She looks over her pictures that she took and waits for

the newest one to dry to produce her last picture. 'This is great I can't wait until Kagome wakes up, she will have a laugh…'

Kagome's mother leaves the room, cautiously making sure that she doesn't make any noises.

With Mrs. H-

"It's been a few hours, Kagome doesn't have an excuse for sleeping where Inuyasha does. I should go get her to remind her

about Inuyasha's clothes and to get her to help me with supper." Sota grins and laughs at his mother and shakes his head

wondering about his strange family. "Mom you just want to wake her up to show her your new pictures..hahahah, this is going

to be great, take a picture of them before you wake her up hahahahah." His mother smiles, grabs the pictures and her camera,

heading up the stairs to wake her daughter up. She opens the door to yet another sight. Inuyasha's leg, not being able to take

anymore bed space, was now resting on Kagome, with her back to him, and his arms practically squeezing the life out of her,

pulling her as close as physical possible. Her mother laughs and tries to find the perfect angel to take the picture, finally finding

one to get a full view of their facial expressions and Inuyasha drool that started to fall from his mouth (from the new position),

making its way to Kagome's cheek. Before the drool made it to her face, Inuyasha shifted his head into the crook of her

neck, luckily for Kagome in the process his drool went on her shirt and not her face. Kagome's mother then took another

picture. 'Hmm, I should wake Kagome up right now so she knows what Inuyasha is doing!' She grins mischievously and

walks over to Kagome, shaking her, before Kagome woke up, her mother dived out the door. Kagome lets out a big yawn

and begins to rub her eyes. 'Why is my shirt wet?' As she looks down, her eyes widen, because instead of seeing why her

shirt was wet, she saw that Inuyasha had his arms around her and his leg was currently propped up on her legs, twitching.

Inuyasha lets out a soft snore, Kagome then realizes that he is still asleep. 'Of course he's still asleep stupid! Why else would

he be holding me in his right state of mind? He just doesn't know what he is doing…'As soon as she thought that, Inuyasha

said her name in his sleep, making her face blush. 'He, uh..well he still doesn't know what he is doing!' Though as soon as she

thought this, Inuyasha lets out a moan saying her name again, making her blush even more. 'Ok, maybe I shouldn't even think

anymore…' She lets out a sigh and tries to figure out what was poking her in the butt. 'Man Inuyasha better start keeping his

hands to himself! He is starting to act like Miroku! Hey, wait a minute…why is Inuyasha poking me with his hand, if they are

right there where I can see them.' Her face turns a red as she figured out what is 'poking' her. 'Maybe Inuyasha does have

some feelings for me after all!' She shakes her head of the thoughts and sees her mom walking in. Kagome blushes even

more. "Mom! It's not what it looks like I swear!" Kagome's mother laughs and looked at Kagome, thinking that her face isn't

red enough. "You know Kagome, I approve of you and Inuyasha being together, so you don't have to hide it anymore! Just

don't go and have unprotected sex, I don't think you want to end up pregnant so soon in the relationship." Kagome's mother

just stands there and smiles as Kagome's face becomes even hotter. Kagome, lost for words, just stares at her mother, her

mother pulled out her camera and took a picture. "Mom! Why did you do that? If Inuyasha sees it he will probably never

want to talk to me again!" Her mother just shakes her head and looks at her daughter skeptically. "What makes you think that

Inuyasha doesn't like you?" She raises an eyebrow, and watches as Inuyasha says Kagome's name yet again in his sleep.

"Mom you are teasing me on purpose now aren't you?" Her mother just smiles shakes her head no, and takes another

picture. "We should wake up Inuyasha to see what he thinks about all this!" He mother emits a laugh that Kagome never

heard before and sighs. 'I think she is turning into Miroku, not Inuyasha, that part I had wrong before.' Though as she thinks

this Inuyasha grins his hips into her more, though her mother didn't notice this gesture and she still didn't know of Inuyasha's

arousal. 'Ok I should just stop thinking, all I am going to say is that they both are Miroku!' "Well Kagome, seeing that I have

embarrassed you enough I shall leave this camera by your side in case you want to take any pictures for me! When your done

I will share all my new pictures with you guys!" Kagome's mother leaves and Kagome lets out a groan. 'Man why does she

do this to me.' As soon as her mother left her room though, her thoughts ventured back to Inuyasha who was moaning softly

in her ear. 'It is not possible to make me blush anymore…' She thought as her face was red as can be. That is until Inuyasha

shifted himself once again, but instead of just his head, he moved his who body. There Kagome was laying on her back on her

bed with a now very horny half demon asleep on top of her. 'Great, just great.' She thought as her face did indeed turn

another shade of red. "Inuyasha?" Kagome shakes Inuyasha, trying to wake him up. "Inuyasha? INUYASHA!" Finally

Inuyasha's ears flatted against his head, and his eyes start to open.. "Huh?" Kagome blushes yet again at how husky his voice

sounds, Inuyasha then realizes what position he was in with Kagome and begins to blush too. He laughs nervously, "Uh, sorry

Kagome…I didn't mean to…" He trails off… as he tries to find an excuse. "I was uh, just having a weird dream I guess and

uh…somehow I moved in my sleep? PLEASE DON'T SIT ME!" Giving up on trying to come up with an answer, he flattens

his ears against his head awaiting the pain that will be soon to follow. Kagome lets out a sigh and frowns up at Inuyasha.

"Inuyasha I'm not going to s-i-t (she's spelling it out) you, why would I? I don't have a good reason to. My mom found

clothes for you, so you can go change and I will show you how to use the shower and stuff." Inuyasha nods, still with a slight

blush assaulting his face. With this in both their minds they go about, doing their said tasks.