(Here we are! Chapter four! This one is gonna be slightly longer then the last three. Oh, guess who loses an apple in this one! Go on, guess!)

The story starts out in the common room once again.We didn't have enough money in the budget to change locations and besides, we've already set everything up there.Hermione was looking for everyone else. Suddenly, Harry, Ron, Martin, Tammo, and Triss rolled out from under the couch. Hermione stared at them slack-jawed. "How did all of you fit under that couch?"

"Nevermind that, we've lost our apples!" announced Martin. Hermione was busy measuring the couch to see how it was physically possible for five people to fit under it. After all, it was a pretty narrow couch.

"Huh? All five of you?" Triss shook her head.

"No, just me, Martin and Tammo."

"Then why were you two under the couch?" asked Hermione. By now she was on her hands and knees, looking under the couch. She never noticed teh trapdoor.

"We were looking for you!" said Ron matter-of-factly. Hermione stood up.

"Why would I be under the couch?"

"I dunno. Why would Harry and I leave our apples in the library?" he retorted.

"Speaking of library..."

They tried to protest. "NO MA'AM! WE ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THE LIBRARY. NO WAY!"

(Seven minutes later...)

They were in the library again. "Have you noticed that she's very persuasive?" asked Triss.

Martin sighed. "I wonder when she'll give us our weapons back."

Harry sighed. "I wonder when she'll give us our detective outfits back."

Tammo grinned cheerfully. "Not to worry, chaps! Martin and I will have us out of here in record time!"

Two minutes later, the six of them were standing outside the library. Hermione glared at Tammo and Martin. "How in the world...did you manage...to get us banned...from the library...in TWO MINUTES!"

"Talent!" said Martin. Meanwhile, in the library, a group of teachers was trying to get some first years sown from the ceiling and wondering how they were superglued up there.

They wandered out onto the grounds and by the lake. No reason. They were just bored and they didn't want to go back to the common room. Meaning that we had to pack up the cameras and equipment and haul the whole bloody load out there...but I'm not complaining!Then Clem jumped up out of nowhere and said "Why did you have two moose throw me out a twelfth- floor window?" he asked.

"Because if they hadn't done that then I would've had to hurt you." threatened Hermione. "Now get lost!"

"Why?"

Suddenly every known character from the books ran up to them. "Because she says so, Clem!" they all said in unison. Then they all ran away and went back to what they were doing.

"I wonder why everyone shows up whenever we're talking to Clem." said Harry.

Martin shrugged. "Maybe they're eavesdropping on us.

Then every known character from the books ran back up to them and said "No, we're not!" in unison and then went back to where they came from.

"That was weird." said Ron.

Meanwhile, Clem was getting into a boat and sailing out into the lake. "Ha ha! You'll never catch me now suckers!" he yelled.

"What's he yelling about? Asked Triss.

Martin shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe he's insane. And how come we all seem to be doing a lot of shrugging lately?" Just then, Fred walked up.

"Hey guys, have you seen-"

"We know, your exploding parachute. No we haven't seen it." said Harry.

"No, not the parachute, this time I'm looking for my self-dissolving boat."

The seven of them looked out into the lake where Clem was rowing. Suddenly, the boat dissolved and Clem went under. "ALL RIGHT! IT WORKS!" cheered Fred. "It dissolved the right way!"

"What about Clem?" asked Tammo.

Fred shrugged. "He can swim, can't he?"

Hermione peered out across the lake. "Doesn't look like it." After a few minutes of watching the lake, everyone got bored and wandered off, forcing teh rest of us to follow with all the heavy recording equipment again. Then Triss, Tammo, and Martin remembered that they lost their apples.

"Hey! We were supposed to be looking for our apples!" exclaimed Martin.

"Oh yeah." said Harry. "I was so busy watching Clem that I forgot all about that!"

"Let's go look in the Great Hall!" said Triss. So of course they all ran to the Great Hall.

"I don't see any apples in here!" said Ron.

They were about to leave when Tammo suddenly exclaimed "Look! It's my bally apple!" Sure enough, sitting on a table was Tammo's apple.

"Are you sure that's your apple?" asked Hermione.

"Of course it is! It has Tammo De Fformelo written on it right here!"

Sure enough, it did. They all decided to go look for the remaining two apples somewhere else. "Tammo, where'd your apple go?" asked Harry.

Tammo shrugged. "Mmmfh?"

"Never mind. And let's all try to cut down on the shrugging. It's getting old."

They wandered all over the place. Suddenly a girl jumped out from behind a door. She had long, flowing hair, bright eyes, a perfect body, and a tragic past and- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT'S A MARY-SUE! RUN AWAY!"

Wait, how'd THAT get in there? Hang on, I'll fix it.

The Mary-Sue was instantly mailed to Taiwan and everybody celebrated it. Well, they celebrated after learning what a Mary-Sue was. There, that's better. Now, on with the story! The search for the missing apples continued and a special team was sent out to repair the fourth wall."Why don't we go look in the Forbidden Forest?" asked Triss.

"Wait, I already though we agreed that the forest was forbidden?" said Harry.

"Well, maybe if we rename the forest then it won't be forbidden." suggested Ron.

"No, that won't work. What if we just pretend we don't know we're in the forest?" asked Hermione.

Martin shook his head. "Naw, what if we just run into the forest screaming, look around a bit, then run back out screaming?"

"That works."

(Three minutes later.)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they yelled as they ran into the forest. They stopped as they got a good ways in. "So, where do we look first?" asked Hermione.

"How about over there?" suggested Triss. They walked three yards and then Martin tripped on something.

"Hey Martin! It's your apple!" exclaimed Ron. Martin picked up the apple which had 'Martin the Warrior' written on it.

"Hey, it IS my apple!" he cried happily.

"Now let's run out of the forest screaming!" said Harry.

"Ok."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they screamed as they ran out of the forest. They ran back inside the castle and into the common room, where we had to set up the equipment again because we'd been following the cast around with it. Oh no, they couldn't just stay in the common room where we'd spent three hours setting up! No, they had to go on an adventure! Shutting up now...

They stopped right before they ran into the wall. "Think anyone noticed?" asked Hermione. Everyone shook their heads.

"I'm back!" shouted Clem, who had just wandered into the room dripping with water.

Everyone groaned. "I thought you drowned!" said Martin.

"You know, I did too, and I still have no idea how I got back in here." said Clem. Before he could say anything else, they tackled him, tied him up, painted him green, stuffed a brick in his mouth, and threw him out the window with an exploding parachute. Then they all sat down to take a break.

"Well, I don't think we'll be seeing much of Clem anymore." said Triss.

"Whose idea was it to paint him green?" asked Hermione. Tammo raised his paw. Triss sighed.

"What's wrong, Triss?" asked Harry.

"We still haven't found my apple!"

"Maybe it's under the couch." suggested Ron.

"But I already looked under there!" said Triss. "Remember when we rolled out from under it?" she crawled under the couch. "See? There's no apple under- YAY! I FOUND MY APPLE!" cheered Triss. She rolled out from under the couch, happily clutching her apple.

"Wow! You apple really was under there!" exclaimed Harry.

Triss nodded. "I even found Hermione's apple."

"I thought I didn't have an apple!" Hermione exclaimed.

"Well, apparently you did." said Martin. "Let's celebrate! Who wants to go to Redwall?" Five hands shot up into the air.

"Well, that's jolly well settled then." announced Tammo. "Let's go!"

So they all went to Redwall for a vacation and beat up stoats and had a party.