Excel: We've come acourtin'!
Liana: We came to woo some people! WHAT!
Excel: I have no flippin' idea anymore! starts running around with a spork
Liana: ...Anyway... This is just gonna be some random chapter, okay! ...hears crickets chirp ...I hate you all so very much...

President Yugi was ASS-ASS-INATED?

Yugi: Today is such a lovely day, Yami! holds Yami Yugi's hand
Yami: Yeah... leans over and kisses Yugi

BANG... Do do do do do do.. bowowowowowow... Oh right...

Yugi: falls over, all diead and stoof
Yami: Nuuuuuuuuuuu!... Oh, well! skips off to Starbucks Lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaa!

-Meanwhile, at ACROSS Private Eye!-

Excel: on the phone WHAT! You say that President Yugi Moto, the adorable little high school student, with the weird coloured, spikey hair was ASS-ASS-INATED!
Person on the other side of the phone: Erm, yesfrom what we can tell it's a bullet wound.
Excel: A BULLET WOUND! You don't say!
PoToSoTP: Yes, I do say!
Excel: No you don't!
PoToSoTP: Yes, I do!
Excel: Nuh-uh!
PoToSoTP: YES HUH!
Excel: Okay, fine! Why did you call me!
PoToSoTP: Well, we were just wondering if you could find who did it. We'll pay you gr
Excel: FEAR NOT, CITIZEN! I, EXCEL EXCEL, WILL BE THERE IN A JIFFY! slams the phone down on its craddle
Hyatt: What shall we do, Sencoughs, and falls over, bleeding from the mouth
Excel: DEAR, GOSH! HYATT HAS FALLEN OVER...Again... Ah, well... pulls on her trench coat, and puffs on her pipe... then coughs up a lung ...Ow... Kids, don't smoke.

-At the cri-ume scene!-

Excel: looks over the chalk sketch Hrrrrrrrrrrrrm...mmmmm...mmm...chews on a donut Glazed...
Sheriff: What the blazes are you doing! ...Can I have a donut?
Excel: NO! runs off with the box of various donut assorments THEY ALL MIIIIIIIINE!

-Meanwhile, Lord Il Palazzo was!-

IP: ...Hmmmm... playing the video game from episode four Kick... Punch... Slap... Or put it in...
Video Game Excel: laying on Il Palazzo's bed, wearing lazy red undies Oh... Big brother.. I have wanted you like this... for so very long...
IP: ... eye twitches ... God dammit, which one!
Video Game Hyatt: Oh, Il Pala, sir...
BAD END!
IP: ...Aw, hell...

-Meanwhile, Ropponmatsu and Iwata were!-

Ropponmatsu: OH! Senior Iwata... Mmm... That was wonderful...
Iwata: Yeah... kisses Ropponmatsu's cheek
Ropponmatsu: I wanna do it again! is Ropponmatsu 2
Iwata: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! runs out the apartment, all nekkid and whatnot
Matsuya: .. Scary... I think I saw my life flash before my eyes...

-Meanwhile, Liana was!-

Liana: sits there, on the couch, glaring at a blank TV Shall I dare watch it? ...Shall I? turns on the TV
TV people: OH GOD! FUCK ME! YES!
Liana: O.O WHO CHANGED THE TAPES! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TELLITUBIES! tries to turn off the TV, but it won't shut off ;-; MAKE THE MADNESS STOOOOOOOOP!
TV chick: Please don't take out the eggplant!

-Back the the cri-ume scene!-

Excel: puffs on bubble pipe Hmm... It seems he was shot in the head... But if he was... there would be blood splatter all over the concrete... So that means... Someone has blood on them!

-At the Moto residence-

Yami: yawns, and stretches, then screams in pain, clutching his chest, which is bleeding profusly YUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gasps for breath IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! dies

TO BE CONTINUED!

Liana: That... was stupid...
Excel: Yeah, no kidding...