(We decided to write another chapter just for the heck of it.)

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Martin, Triss, Tammo, and Clem were sitting around a table in the common room eating milk and cookies. They were having a casual conversation. "So Clem." said Harry. "Are you planning on losing an apple any time soon?"

"Nah, I'm more of a kiwi person myself."

"Anyone want another cookie?" asked Hermione. "What kind are they?" asked Ron.

"Sugar."

"Eh... oh well. Give me one."

She passed him the tray. Triss added some chocolate to the milk. "Anyone want chocolate milk?" she asked. Everyone raised their hands so she passed the milk around. Suddenly Tammo looked up. He got a confused look on his face and motioned for the others to look. All of them stared out of the computer screen at the people reading the story.

"Hey, why are they still here?" whispered Martin. Ron shrugged. "I guess they don't know the story is over."

"How can they think the story's still going? We found all the apples!" said Harry. "Here, let me handle this." said Hermione. She stood up and addressed the readers. "Hey! Why are you people still here? You've already read the story! We've found all the apples! You can go now!"

"Uh-oh, Hermione?" said Triss.

"Yes?"

"I'm looking at the script here, apparently there's supposed to be a fifth chapter." She said. Hermione sat back down at the table. "What are we doing in the fifth chapter?" she asked. "I don't know!" said Triss. "It only says 'ad lib'. It doesn't say anything else!"

"Well, these people are expecting a fifth chapter, so we should give them a fifth chapter." said Harry. "Then they'll go away and we can finish our snack." Tammo, meanwhile, has finished all the cookies. Ron looked at the tray in shock. "But we're already done!"

"Who ate all the cookies?!?" demanded Clem. Tammo looked away innocently. "I dunno, laddie buck. They were there just a minute ago." Meanwhile Triss and Hermione were quickly deciding what to do for the fifth chapter. "Ok! We've got it!" they shouted.

"What?" asked Martin. Hermione put the script away. "We're going to learn about apples!" She said cheerfully. Everyone except her and Triss groaned. Clem stood up. "Well, it's been fun but I gotta go now! See ya!" he said as he ran out of the room. "Chicken." muttered Ron. Suddenly they were all in the library. "Okay now," said Hermione. "The first thing you need to know about apples is that they grow on trees." Everyone wrote this down. "Apples are fruit, and they have seeds." She continued. Suddenly, Hermione tripped and knocked over a bookshelf, which did a little domino thing with all the other bookshelves.

"What happened?" exclaimed Harry. Tammo laughed. "I just discovered that whatever we write in the script actually happens!" he exclaimed. "Give me that!" shouted Hermione as she grabbed the script and wrote something in it. Tammo was suddenly glued to the ceiling. "Hey, this is fun!" she said. Tammo sulked. "I want to try!" said Triss as she snatched the script. She wrote something down and Ron was immediately hit on the head with an apple. He looked up and a whole pile of apples fell on him.

"Hey, give me that!" he yelled as he came out from under the apples. He wrote in the script and Triss was instantly pelted by little suction cup darts and fell into a pit of clams. "Hey!" she shouted. Harry picked up the script. "I've got an idea!" Clem came into the room. "Hi every-" Every known character from the books showed up.

"HI CLEM!"

"Will you get outta here?!?!?" whined Clem. Harry quickly wrote 'Clem jumps out the window every ten minutes but it takes him nine minutes and fifty- seven seconds to get back up here.'

"Hey!" shouted Clem as he ran and jumped out the window. Meanwhile Martin had unglued Tammo to the ceiling. "Hey, where's the bally script?" he asked. They all noticed that the script was missing! "Uh-oh." muttered Ron. Suddenly the six of them had formed a conga line and energetic dance music started playing. "What the... What's going on?!" shouted Hermione. Clem ran by and jumped out the window.

"I think someone else found the script!" said Harry. Then they were walking through a huge pile of apples. "It's like a nightmare, but with apples!" said Martin. They were still in the library, though. "Who has the script? We've got to find it!" said Triss as they did various gymnastics tricks. Suddenly Rutt and Tuke came out from behind a corner and Clem ran by and jumped out the window.

"Oh, sorry eh." said Rutt. "We just found this script that Harry was holding and we decided to write a story."

"Yeah, but big nose here broke the pen, eh." said Tuke, "and we kinda broke the script." He motioned to a shredded piece of paper in the corner. Clem ran by and jumped out the window. "What's wrong with Clem, eh?"

"Oh, forget him. Let's go to Pizza Hut!" said Tammo. And so they all went to Pizza Hut and ate lots of pizza, had a salad fight, and got kicked out by the manager. But they showed him! They stole all the arcade games!

The End (For real this time.)

(Three days later)

Clem ran by and jumped out the window. As he did, he yelled "Will someone please erase that part of the script?" Everyone waved at him as he jumped out the window. Tammo popped up. "Sorry, ole chap, it's written in pen, don'cha know?"

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Clem as he fell.