(Ok...we lied. The story's not over yet, we just now thought of ideas for more chapters! So since we lied about this chapter, everyone in the story will lie in this chapter at least once! Can you catch all the lies? If you can, tell us how many there were in your review.)

The story starts out in the common room. Again. Everyone rolled out from under the couch. Not EVERYBODY! All the people who were not Harry, Ron, Hermione, Triss, Tammo, or Martin said "Aw…" and left the room. "Whew! That's a relief." said Harry as he closed the door behind them. "You know, there were some people there who I've never seen before in my life!"

Triss rolled out from under the fireplace. "Guess what?" she asked. Everyone else asked "What?"

"We're out of apples!"

"GASP!"

Tammo looked up from the window where he was busy watching Clem jump. "Huh? Oh! GASP!"

"Where are we going to get more apples?" asked Harry. Hermione stood up. "I know!" she exclaimed. "Not the library again!" shouted the others. She pouted. "Of course not! I was going to suggest we go to the apple orchard that just happens to be conveniently located outside for one chapter only."

"Where's that?" asked Martin. Hermione pointed out the window. "Out there of course. Follow me!" she ran out the door. "Do you think she's going to lead us to the library again?" asked Ron.

"Nah, that would be too predictable." said Tammo. They followed Hermione out the door. Five minutes later, they were well on their way to the…..

….orchard! (Hah! You though she was going to lead them to the library again, didn't you? Thought you had the whole story figured out, didn't you?) As they walked to the orchard they passed Fred and George's newly founded Museum of Clem. Yes, they were charging people to watch Clem jump out the window repeatedly. They've got waaaaay too much free time, don't they? A crowd had gathered.

"As you can clearly see, Clem continues to jump out the window." said Fred.

"Says Capitan Obvious." muttered George.

"No one knows why, but he's the twenty-sixth wonder of the world." As they spoke, Clem had jumped out the window, splatted onto the target painted on the concrete, and then got up and ran to go do it again. "He'll jump no matter what." said George. "Does anyone have any sharp, pointy objects they'd like to put on the target for Clem to land on?" he asked.

Half of the crowd stepped forwards and placed their sharp pointy objects on the target. One student raised his hand.

"Yes? Do you have a question?"

"I don't have any sharp pointy objects. Can I use this cactus instead?"

"Certainly! Clem won't know the difference."

The cactus was placed on the target just as Clem jumped out the window. He landed on it. (duh) "OW! OWIE! OH THAT HURTS! I FIND THIS INCREDIBLY UNPLEASENT! OW! TOO MANY SHARP POINTY OBJECTS! I REALLY DISLIKE THIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Clem yelled, and he jumped up again to go jump out the window.

"Good old Clem!" exclaimed Fred. "Okay, now who wants to go to the souvenir shop?" Everyone raised their hands.

In the orchard…

"So now what?" asked Tammo. They looked around at all the trees. "Maybe we should find an apple tree." They looked at each tree. Then they decided to actually get up and pick something. "Let's see…" said Harry. "Banana tree….peach tree….pear tree…orange tree…family tree…"

A group of people sitting in the tree waved at them.

"Christmas tree…"

They walked past the tree with the pretty blinking lights and ornaments.

"Okay, that's way too many tree puns." said Ron. "Ah! Here's that apple tree!" They all reached up and picked an apple. "Well, anyone want to do anything else before we go lose these?" asked Hermione.

Tammo thought really hard. "I know! FOOD FIGHT!" he yelled. Instantly all the students and teachers were in the orchard picking fruit and throwing it at each other.

"Hey, good idea!" exclaimed Hermione as she threw her apple at someone. Suddenly Clem walked by with some donuts and hot coffee. "Hey Clem!" shouted Harry. "Aren't you supposed to be jumping out the window?"

"I'm on my break!"

"I didn't know you had a break."

"Well, I do!"

"Forget that!" shouted Ron. "It's a food fight!"

"All right!" exclaimed Clem. "Donut, anyone?" After a few seconds he tried to throw the donuts only to be stopped by Tammo, who grabbed one in midair, took a bite and threw it at an unsuspecting victim.

Suddenly Clem threw his incredibly hot coffee and it hit Malfoy in the head. "Owie! You guys are mean! I'm leaving!" He exclaimed. Gasping, everyone froze. All motion stopped, even the food in midair. He looked around nervous "Uhh, errrr, I said, I'll get you for this Clem!" Everyone sighed in unison "Ohhhhhhh, resume!"

Everyone started fighting again. As stuff hit Malfoy and bounced off of him, he said to himself "It's good to be cool." Then he got hit in the head with a watermelon.

Ron picked up another watermelon. 'Wow!" exclaimed Harry. "Which tree was growing those?"

"Hey, guys!" Hermione yelled to them. "What did we come out here for in the first place?" Ron and Harry shrugged. "I don't know. You're supposed to be the one to remember!"

"I can't know everything!"

Harry looked around. "Has anyone seen Martin, Triss and Tammo?" They looked around. "Huh, I wonder where they've gotten to."

MEANWHILE...

Martin, Triss, and Tammo were sitting in a tree. "Where'd everyone go?" asked Martin. Triss shrugged. "Who knows? Someone will find us eventually.

BACK IN THE STORY...

"So what do you guys want to do now?" asked Ron.

"Wanna go watch Clem jump out the window repeatedly?"

"Sure!"

And so they all went to the Museum of Clem and had fun watching Clem jump out the window every ten minutes.

(Well, thus ends another chapter. So how many lies did you find in the whole thing? Just review and tell us how many you thought there were, and someday we'll post the answers to the question.)