And now, after that long amount of time, we present the answers to the last chapter! Here is a list of all the lies that were in it:


"You know, there were some people there who I've never seen before in my life!"

Actually, he HAD seen them before, he just didn't know them very well.


Triss rolled out from under the fireplace.

This one should have been obvious. They always roll out from under the couch!


She pouted. "Of course not! I was going to suggest we go to the apple orchard."

This is a lie. She was originally going to suggest they go to Wal-Mart


"No one knows why, but he's the twenty-sixth wonder of the world."

Yet another false quote. Clem is really the twenty-fifth wonder of the world.


"I don't have any sharp pointy objects. Can I use this cactus instead?"

He did so have a sharp pointy object. He just didn't want to get Clem on it.


"Certainly! Clem won't know the difference."

Clem actually does know the difference.


They all reached up and picked an apple.

LIE! Triss didn't pick an apple, she picked an orange.


"I'm on my break!"

Clem doesn't have a break. This guy was actually a stunt double.


"It's good to be cool."

This should have been "It's good to have an image."


"I can't know everything!"

Pfffftt! Yeah, right!


Martin, Triss, and Tammo were sitting in a tree.

This is a lie, too. They were really at the lost and found.


"Wanna go watch Clem jump out the window repeatedly?"

"Sure!"

The didn't want to go watch Clem. They were just trying to finish the story with as little confusion as possible.

Total number of lies 12

Did you guess right? If so, then congratulations! Next question, is this the end of the story? Or will we think up more random humor? Who knows!