Disclaimer: I don't own the Looney Tunes, they belong to Warner brothers. Any other characters that may pop up don't belong to me either. However there are some characters in this story that belong to me.

Rated R for gore and sexual content.

The power

Our story begins at an isolated castle off the coast of France known as Fort Boyard. The fort was purchased from the French government by an American trillionaire for unknown purposes. Little did the French government know that a sinister plot was brewing.

"Are the materials ready?" Asked a man in black.

"Yes chief," a scientist replied.

"Very good, continue construction of the solar cannon at a slow rate." The chief instructed, "I want no suspicions as to what's happening at this fort."

"As you wish sire," the scientist replied.

"We need to schedule a meeting about our next step." The chief said sternly, "Where shall it take place?"

"Well sire, our American agents are unable to leave the country at this time." Another man in black replied.

"This poses a problem," the chief replied, "Vice chief, what do you suggest?"

"We could have our meeting in the café that they run," the vice chief replied.

"An excellent Idea, we shall head there tomorrow. Inform our American operatives." The chief replied.

"As you wish sir." Replied the vice chief.

"Soon, this world shall be ours! Everyone will fear the might of the Shindo Fume!" the chief said aloud. Everyone then did an evil laugh.

While this was happening, Bugs and Lola had decided to have a day at the beach. Lola was sunbathing while Bugs went off to get some ice cream.

"What a beautiful day to be beside the seaside," Lola said to herself. Just then Bugs came back with two Ice cream cones, both of which had a carrot in them.

"Hey Lola," Bugs said as he handed Lola her Ice cream.

"Hey babe," Lola replied taking her ice cream from bugs. "Beautiful day today isn't it?" She said

"Sure is," Bugs replied, "when we've had these do you wanna do a bit of surfing?"

"Sure, sounds fun," Lola replied. When they finished their ice cream the two of them went out to the ocean with their surfboards. Soon enough a good surfing wave came and the two of them starting surfing like pros.

"Watch this!" Lola shouted as she did a somersault on her surfboard.

"Let me try that." Bugs tried to somersault but fell off his board. Lola was hit by Bugs' surfboard and fell in as well. The two eventually reached the shore.

"Oops." Bugs said, rather embarrassed. Lola was trying not to laugh.

"Are you ok Bugs?" Lola asked

"I'm fine," Bugs replied, "Do you want to have some lunch now?"

"Sure." Lola replied. They were walking back to their spot on the beach when Lola tripped on something.

"Ow," Lola moaned. Bugs came back and helped her up.

"Are you ok Lola?" Bugs asked.

"I'm fine babe." Lola replied. She looked round and saw that everyone on the beach except her and Bugs was standing still. Weirder still beach balls were just floating in mid air, not falling to the ground. It was as if time had frozen. Bugs noticed this too.

"What's going on?" Bugs asked.

"I dunno, but my sense of danger tells me that something is wrong." Lola replied. Then she noticed what she had tripped on. It was a slab of a material that neither of them ad come across before. "What's that?" Lola asked.

"I don't know, let's get it out of the sand and have a look." Bugs replied. The two rabbits dug the slab out of the sand and looked at it. It was of a strange design, carved into the slab were charms.

"Those charms look like spells," Lola said. She then noticed an inscription. "Look at this inscription."

"What does it say?" Bugs asked.

"I don't know," Lola replied, "It's in a language I've never come across before.

"Hey, there are some hand shaped carvings," Bugs said pointing to two carvings, "They look like rabbit paws, let's try putting our hands on the carvings."

"Ok." Lola replied. Bugs and lola put their hands on the carvings, not quite knowing what was going to happen. As soon as their hands were in place they were engulfed in a flash of white light.

"What's happening Bugs?" Lola shouted

"I don't know" Bugs responded. Then particles of multi coloured light flew into their bodies.

"I'm scared" Lola shouted.

"I'm scared too Lola," Bugs replied. Suddenly the white light stopped and the two were back on the beach, Bugs and Lola holding on to each other tightly. They turned and looked around. The slab had gone and time was flowing normally.

"What was that all about?" Lola asked, somewhat puzzled.

"I don't know, but I feel different." Bugs replied.

"I feel different too." Lola responded.

"Anyway, let's go and have some lunch and try and forget about this incident." Bugs suggested

"Ok, some food sounds good." Lola replied.

"What did you make?" Bugs asked

"What else? Carrot sandwiches" Lola responded with a sly smile. Bugs returned the smile. After they had eaten they decided to go for a swim. Soon a huge wave crashed down and they both went under. When they surfaced Lola showed a look of puzzlement.

"What's wrong babe?" Bugs asked

"Was I dreaming, or was I breathing under the water?" Lola replied. Bugs showed an expression of surprise.

"Go under again and see if you can breath underwater again." Bugs suggested. Lola nodded and went under. Bugs followed and watched. Lola was indeed breathing underwater and Bugs realised that he could as well. They both surfaced.

"I breathed underwater again." Lola said to Bugs.

"I seem to be able to as well," Bugs replied.

"Rabbits shouldn't be able to breath underwater," Lola said in a puzzled tone, "Something's wrong."

"I agree" Bugs replied.

"Shall we go home? I'm getting bored." Lola asked, changing the subject.

"Ok," Bugs replied.

They went into their inflatable dressing room and changed out of their bathing suits and into normal cloths (Nothing for Bugs, as usual, a red skirt and tank top for Lola). They put their belongings in the car and headed for home. On the way, Lola couldn't stop thinking about what had happened.

"I just don't understand it," Lola said, "we find a weird stone and get engulfed by magic and we can breath underwater."

"I could also see clearly," Bugs replied.

"So could I," Lola added, then she started thinking, "wait a minute…"

"What is it babe?" Bugs asked

"I remember reading a book about an old legend when I was younger," Lola replied, "It mentioned something about Immortality stones being spread around the world be aliens some 5000 years ago, I wonder if we found an immortality stone."

"Possible but unlikely" Bugs replied

"I suppose." Lola sighed

"Even if we had found an immortality stone, what would we do with such a power?" Bugs asked

"Anything we want, I suppose," Lola replied.

"In which case, I hope we did find one of them stones" Bugs added.

"I hope so too," Lola replied, "We can have fun every night for the rest of eternity," Lola replied with a sly smile and a seductive accent. Bugs cocked an eyebrow at the thought.

By the time they had gotten back to their burrow, it was nighttime and the weather had turned into a thunderstorm.

"Let's get in quickly." Lola shouted. They ran for their rabbit hole but Lola was struck by lightning and was knocked to the ground just outside the hole. Bugs was stricken by the sight of his wife in a pool of blood.

"LOLA!" Bugs shouted as he ran towards his wife. To his surprise Lola was still conscious and able to move.

"What happened?" Lola asked.

"You've just been struck by lightning!" Bugs replied. Lola looked at herself. Her left arm was nearly severed, her right arm was sliced open and she had lost a lot of blood.

"I've been mortally wounded, but it doesn't hurt," Lola said in shock, "By all accounts I should be dead."

"Let's get you inside before you get hit again." Bugs replied sternly. Lola was able to struggle to the hole and lay down on the floor.

"Why am I still alive?" Lola asked.

"Maybe we did find an immortality stone." Bugs suggested.

"In this situation I agree with you." Lola replied with a giggle. She then sighed. "Looks like I'm going to have to go to hospital so I can heal…" As lola said this, her body glowed and repaired itself. Bugs and Lola shared an expression of amazement.

"We did find an immortality stone!" Bugs said, his mouth wide open.

"It seems so," Lola replied, equally shocked.

"You do realise that this changes the direction of our lives from this day onwards." Bugs said

"Yes, a life for the better awaits us." Lola replied

"But our friends must not know about this." Bugs added

"I wouldn't even dream of telling them." Lola replied.

"Shall we watch some TV?" Bugs asked

"Ok." Lola replied.

"Tomorrow, we'd better get used to this ability." Bugs suggested

"Good idea, but let's just rest for tonight." Lola responded.

They went into their bedroom and changed into their night robes and then sat down on the sofa and turned he telly on. The Saturday night movie was Resident Evil.

"I don't think I've seen this movie before." Bugs said.

"I haven't either." Lola replied. Lola decided to sit on Bugs lap to watch the movie.

"Eh, perhaps I should get some snacks first," Bugs suggested.

"Good idea," Lola replied.

"Carrot chips and soda?" Bugs asked.

"Sure, sounds great." Lola replied. Bugs went into the kitchen to prepare the snacks while the opening credits were starting. Lola started to think to herself.

'If we can't die, maybe we can put this power to heroic usage while keeping it secret. I've always wanted to become an action heroine.' Lola thought to herself. Bugs then came back with the snacks.

"Here we go, a bowl of carrot chips and two bottles of soda." Bugs said as he sat down.

"Thanks babe," Lola said. When Bugs sat down Lola sat on his lap and they shared the snacks while watching the movie. During the commercial they started to kiss. Lola stopped the kiss when the movie started again.

"What is it babe? Don't you want to make love?" Bugs asked.

"Lola smiled and stroked Bugs' cheek. "I do but not while the movie is on, you'll get a lot more of me when the movie is over." She said

"Ok," Bugs replied.

Lola stayed on Bugs' lap throughout the movie. When it finished they went into the kitchen to clear up. Lola kept looking at Bugs the entire time.

"Are you ok?" Bugs asked as he was putting away the last of the dishes.

"I'm ok," Lola replied as they headed into the bedroom, "it's just that," she sighed and gave bugs a loving look, "I want to finish what we started on the couch earlier." Lola pushed Bugs onto the bed and Jumped on him. They started to kiss each other.

"You want some now?" Bugs asked. Lola responded to this by undoing the strap to her nightgown.

"Does this answer your question Bugsy?" She asked with a seductive smile.

"How about we have some fun?" Bugs asked. Lola let her nightgown drop.

"You read my mind Bugsy," Lola replied as the two started to kiss.

Meanwhile

A plane was arriving late that night into America. When the plane arrived the head of Shindo Fume, the vice chief and all the secondary commanders stepped off the plane.

"It has been a while since I have been to America." The chief said.

"Sir, perhaps we should get some sleep before we meet our operatives." The vice chief suggested.

"A wise idea. We shall rest tonight and visit them tomorrow at noon." The chief replied.

"Then I shall inform our agents." The vice chief replied.

"Sire, is it wise to leave the solar cannon unattended?" A scientist asked.

"Fort Boyard is defended by the sea, Automatic Patriot missiles and auto-guns. Besides, no-one knows we are building it, the solar cannon is quite safe." The chief replied.

"Very well," the scientist replied.

"Soon, Shindo Fume will rule the entire world!" The chief exclaimed.