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Clueless

Chapter 1:

Cyborg and BB were still fuming about losing their precious gamestation by dinnertime, and hadn't thought to just get and repair it. Raven was feeling quite good about herself and the wonderful peace and quiet she was getting now. However at the prospect of food, Cy and BB had cheered up and were jumbling around in the kitchen, which shattered the blissful silence. Raven sighed.

"Who wants tofu hot dogs?" Beast Boy said waving a tofu dog in Raven's face. It exploded and covered Beast Boy in burnt chunks. Cyborg cracked up and slipped in some, falling with a loud CLANG on the kitchen floor.

"Why must you torment us so?" wailed BB. Despite herself, Raven smirked.

"I torment who torments me." She answered simply. Beast Boy scratched his head.

"Not another riddle!" Raven rolled her eyes and continued to read her book. Beast Boy went and helped Cyborg up then proceeded to fix his tofu meal, knowing full well that no one else would want any. That didn't stop him from tormenting Cyborg though.

"Here Cy, try some!" He shoved some under his best friend's nose. Cyborg leaped back with a disgusted snort.

"No way, man! I want REAL food thanks."

"This is real food! THAT is- was a living animal!"

"Sure tastes good though!"

"Sick, dude! Tofu is so much better!"

"Meat!"

"Tofu!"

"MEAT!"

"TOFU!"

"MEAT!"

"TOF-"

"SHUT-UP!" Nightwing cried as he emerged from the hall. Raven looked up at him gratefully.

"That's enough you two!" Nightwing snapped as he sat down. Cy put his plate in front of him and he started to eat in silence. Seconds later Starfire flew in.

"Hello friends." She said softly and sat at her seat. Everyone oogled at her.

"Star, you feeling okay?" Beast Boy asked.

"Yes friend Beast Boy, I am fine." Star said distractedly. "Hungry I suppose." Cyborg gave her her plate with a puzzled look.

"You didn't even hug us, Star." He said, baffled. Star didn't appear to have heard him. Raven raised an eyebrow and looked between Nightwing, who was glaring at his potatoes as he ate them, and Star, who was pushing food around her plate and glancing up at him every few seconds then sighing. She suddenly had an idea and smirked, returning to her own food, she started to shovel it down. BB and Cy stared.

"What is it with everyone today!" BB exclaimed. "Nightwing, dude, if you glare at those potatoes anymore, you'll put a hole through the table! Star, why aren't you smiling! And Rae, since when do you eat like that?" Star looked away, but Raven and Nightwing glared at him and he shrank down to a chibi. "Heh, heh." He sweat dropped. "Just kidding?"

Raven finished and flew away down the hallway to just outside her room. Here she paused and closed her eyes reaching Cyborg and Beast Boy telepathically. Cyborg? Beast Boy? She suppressed chuckles as Beast Boy yelped and fell off his chair and Cyborg leaped up and started searching around. It's me you idiots, Raven. I'm talking to you telepathically. Now sit down before the others notice. She raised an eyebrow as she realized that Star and Nightwing hadn't moved at all.

Jeez, give me a heart attack why don't you? Beast Boy complained. This is so weird!

What do you want Rae? Cyborg asked.

I want you to meet me at the roof tonight at mid-night. Raven told them.

What? No way! Beast Boy exclaimed. I need my beauty sleep! Why mid-night?

Because, Raven said, the vein reappearing, Starfire stays on the roof until 11:30, and this needs to be private. And you will go, both of you! I need your help with a… she smirked, project…

Fine… Beast Boy sighed.

Sure, Rae. Cyborg gulped. Raven ended the connection and entered her room. This would be interesting…

Very interesting indeed…

Author's Comments: sweat drop Sorry it's so short, the next one will be longer I promise. But this seemed like a good place to stop, so I did. Anyway, REVIEW! I COMMAND THEE! Bye!