The plot

The next morning Bugs and Lola woke at about 10:00 am. Bugs was the first to wake up. He slowly got out of bed, trying not to disturb Lola and went into the Bathroom and decided to have a shower. Lola woke up soon after Bugs had entered the shower. She put on a night robe and went looking for bugs. She reached the lounge and noticed that the bloodstains from where she had been after being struck by lightning the night before. She went into the kitchen and got out the mop and bucket. She made a solution of disinfectant and water and was about to clean the floor when she heard Bugs getting out of the shower.

"Morning Bugs!" Lola said in a loud voice so Bugs could hear her.

"Morning Babe!" Bugs called back. He came into the lounge and saw Lola with the mop and bucket. "Eh, what's that for?" He asked.

"Remember when I was struck by lightning last night?" Lola asked.

"Yeah, how could I forget that?" Bugs responded.

"Well, the bloodstain is still on the floor. I'm just going to mop it up." Lola replied.

"Oh, good idea. If we get visitors they may think we committed a certain crime." Bugs said with a smile on his face. Lola returned the smile.

"Want a cup of coffee?" Bugs asked as he went into the kitchen.

"I'd love one please." Lola replied as she began to mop the floor. Bugs went into the kitchen and started to make two cups if coffee and some breakfast. Lola finished mopping the floor and put the mop and bucket away. She turned the telly on for the news.

'And now, the news headlines with Carol Cobra.' The TV said.

'Good morning.' Carol Cobra said on the news, 'in the news today, the French government has sold one of it's castles. Fort Boyard was purchased by an American Trillionaire yesterday afternoon. The reason for this sale is still unknown.' Lola was listening this with an amazed expression on her face.

'Why would the French sell Fort Boyard?' She wondered to herself. Bugs then came into the lounge with two cups of coffee and some Carrot pancakes.

"What's on the news Lo?" Bugs asked as he sat down.

"The French have sold Fort Boyard to an American Trillionaire." Lola replied.

"Why?" Bugs asked

"They don't know, but for some strange reason, I have a bad feeling about this." Lola replied.

"Strange," Bugs said, "So where do you want to get used to this new ability?" He asked, changing the subject.

"Not here," Lola replied, "Those bloodstains were a nightmare to clean." She added.

"Well, how about a forest?" Bugs asked.

"Not this one, say Elmer Fudd found us?" Lola replied.

"I didn't say this forest." Bugs said, "There's a forest near the coast that we could go to."

"Ok, let me have a wash and get dressed." Lola replied.

"Ok." Bugs responded. After they finished their pancakes and coffee Lola went into the shower and put some clothes on. She decided to wear a matching blue mini skirt and tank top.

On the way to the forest, Lola was looking out of the window.

"What's wrong Babe?" Bugs asked.

"I was just wondering if anyone else has found and immortality stones." Lola replied.

"We have no way of knowing that." Bugs said.

"You're right, but it would be nice if we found some others though." Lola said as she sighed. Bugs put his arm around Lola as she rested her head on his shoulder.

"It would be nice." Bugs replied. He wasn't looking at the road as he said this as there was a puddle of oil on the approaching corner, and there was no barrier between the road and a 30'000 foot drop to the beach. Lola looked up and saw the approaching corner.

"Umm, Bugs, do you intend to drive over that cliff?" Lola asked.

"Huh!" Bugs responded. He looked ahead and saw the cliff. He tried to turn and was caught on the puddle of oil. He lost control of the car and it fell over the cliff.

"Did you intend to go over the cliff?" Lola asked.

"No, I lost control. There must have been some oil on the road." Bugs replied. Lola undid her seatbelt and held on to Bugs with all her strength. He held her back.

"I didn't expect to try out our power like this." Lola said coolly.

"Hope the beach isn't occupied." Bugs said as he held on to Lola. Lola got out some binoculars from the glove compartment and looked down at the beach.

"I can't see anyone on the beach Bugs." She said.

"That's good, we don't want to kill anyone." Bugs replied. "Can you check where we're gonna land?" He added. Lola looked down and saw they were heading for a patch of sharp, jagged rocks.

"Looks like we're going to land on some sharp rocks." She said to Bugs. They had fallen about 25'000 feet by now.

"We're nearly at the bottom, brace yourself." Bugs said. Bugs and Lola held on to each other tightly. The car crashed onto the spiky rocks, destroying it completely. Luckily the beach was completely empty as it was a very cloudy day.

When Bugs and Lola opened their eyes and looked around they found themselves impaled on a rock. It had penetrated right through their bodies. Bugs also had a spiked rock through his right leg.

"This is gonna be tough to get out of." Bugs said. Lola giggled as she realised her left arm had been severed about halfway down.

"Thank goodness we found that stone." Lola said as she tried to use one hand to get herself off the spike. Bugs pushed her off the rock. Lola went to her severed hand and held it to where it had been severed.

"Now, how do we heal ourselves?" Lola asked herself. As she said the word heal her severed hand fused back onto her arm and the huge hole in her stomach healed. "That works," She said. "Let me help you off that spike bugs." Lola said as she grabbed Bugs' body and pulled him off the spike he was impaled on.

"To answer your question Lola, I think it has something to do with saying the word heal." Bugs said. At the word heal the hole in bugs' stomach and his leg healed.

"I get, all we have to do is say heal and our bodies will heal." Lola said.

"You were lucky that your cloths weren't torn." Bugs joked.

"You're lucky, you don't wear any." Lola joked back. Soon they were both laughing about the incident. They then looked around at the wreckage that once was their car.

"There goes our deposit." Bugs joked.

"You always find a way to add a joke don't you Bugs." Lola remarked, "But I love you even more because of it."

"Lola, we'd better find somewhere where we can get something to eat." Bugs said.

"Good idea, I'm getting hungry." Lola replied. The two decided to walk along the beach. They eventually found a restaurant at the public entrance to the beach. It was open but they were the only customers in the restaurant.

"Welcome, table for two?" A waiter asked.

"Yes please." Bugs replied

"Smoking or Non-Smoking?" The waiter asked.

"Non-Smoking please." Lola replied.

"Ok, now follow me please." The waiter said leading Bugs and Lola to a small table near the entrance. When they sat down they picked up the menu and started looking through the drinks.

"What would you like to drink Lola?" Bugs asked.

"Well, they don't do carrot juice so I'll have a glass of still white wine." Lola replied.

"Ok. I'll have the same." Bugs said. The waiter soon came back.

"Are you ready to order Sir and Madam?" The waiter asked.

"We haven't decided on food but can we have two glasses of white wine please?" Bugs asked.

"Sure, still or sparkling?" The waiter asked.

"Still please." Lola replied.

"Ok, I'll take your food order when your wine comes." The waiter said as he went to the kitchen. Bugs and Lola picked up the menus again and looked through the vegetarian section (Obviously).

"What do you fancy?" Bugs asked.

"They do Carrot Soufflé, I'll have that." Lola replied.

"Sure, I'll have some as well." When the waiter came back they ordered the food and the waiter went off back into the kitchen. A few minutes later, a group of men in Black suits came in and waited. The waiter went over to them.

"Ah sir, we've been expecting you." The waiter said.

"Is this place busy?" The boss asked.

"Not really, just a couple of rabbits at the moment." The waiter replied.

"What harm can they do, we'll have our meeting over on the opposite side of the room." The boss replied. He and the waiter went to the other side of the room. A chief brought out Bugs and Lola's food at about this time. He saw the men in black.

"The boss of Shindo Fume is here, I'd better tell the others." The chief said, not realising that Bugs and Lola had heard him. Lola recognised the leader from the news.

"Bugs, that's the goy who brought Fort Boyard." Lola said to Bugs.

"And who are Shindo Fume?" Bugs asked. Lola shrugged her shoulders.

When Bugs and Lola had finished their meal, Lola's ears twitched and she looked towards the table the members of Shindo Fume were sitting at.

"What's wrong Babe?" Bugs asked. Lola looked at him with a concerned expression on her face.

"Listen to what they're saying," Lola replied. Bugs and Lola decided to listen to what they were saying. Even though they were on the other side of the room, Bugs and Lola's rabbit ears could still hear what they were saying.

"Is everything ready?" the Chief asked.

"Everything is set." The waiter, who was also a member of Shindo Fume, replied.

"Good, once the solar cannon is complete we can hold the world to ransom, country by country." The chef said.

"Which country shall we start with?" The vice chief asked.

"How about this very country, if we can capture America, the whole world will crumble before us." The chief replied.

"We'll need a test target for the cannon." A scientist said.

"How about the moon?" The vice chef suggested.

"That's a good choice. We can show the world the power of our cannon." The chief replied.

"Then we shall transmit a ransom message throughout the world and televise the destruction of the moon." The vice chief replied.

"Excellent, soon Shindo Fume will rule the entire planet." The chief replied. Soon everyone started to get up and leave. Lola looked at Bugs.

"Bugs, if they know we've heard that conversation, we'll be in serious trouble!" Lola whispered into Bugs' ear.

"You right," Bugs whispered back, "Pretend you're asleep."

"Ok." Lola replied. Bugs and Lola put their heads on the table and acted as though they'd been asleep. As the chief of Shindo Fume walked past he looked at the waiter.

"I wonder if they heard us." He asked the waiter. The waiter looked at Bugs and Lola.

"Looks like they've been asleep throughout our meeting, they won't have heard." The waiter replied.

"Very well." The chief replied as he left the restaurant. As he left Bugs and Lola woke up.

"We'd better get going." Lola said to bugs,

"Yeah." Bugs replied. They got up, paid the bill and left the restaurant.

Lola dragged Bugs to the beach and the two sat on a rock. Lola then turned to Bugs with a troubled look on her face.

"Those guys are trying to take over the world." Lola said.

"I heard, and we're the only ones who know." Bugs replied.

"Which makes us the only ones that can stop them." Lola said. Bugs showed a look of shock.

"Lola, it'll be the two of us against god knows how many others, we'll stand no chance of beating them." Bugs replied.

"You seem to be forgetting something Bugsy," Lola said as she sat on Bugs' lap and winked.

"Of course, they can't kill us." Bugs said, winking back.

"Exactly, we could save the world by ourselves." Lola added.

"That would be fun." Bugs replied.

"Let's start sorting out a plan," Lola started. As they were walking a car pulled over. When bugs and Lola looked they saw Daffy and Melissa get out and walk over to them.

"Hey guys." Daffy shouted.

"Hi." Melissa shouted as well.

"Hi Daffy." Bugs replied.

"Hi Melissa." Lola added.

"What are you two doing here?" Daffy asked.

"We were walking on the beach." Bugs said.

"Our car broke down and had to be towed." Lola added, winking at Bugs.

"Would you like a lift back home?" Melissa asked.

"That would be great, thanks." Bugs responded.

"Then hop in." Daffy said. Bugs and Lola got in Daffy and Melissa's car and were driven home.

When they got home Bugs gave daffy 10 as thanks for giving them a lift.

"Thanks daff." Bugs said.

"No problem, see you around." Daffy replied.

"Bye guys." Melissa said.

"Bye." Lola replied. Bugs and Lola went inside and sat on the couch.

"What were you saying about a plan?" Bugs asked as Lola jumped on his lap.

"We have to think of how we're going to defeat Shindo Fume." Lola replied.

"Firstly, we need to get to Fort Boyard." Bugs said.

"We can hire a boat from France." Lola replied.

"So we'll fly to France as soon as we can and go to Fort Boyard by boat." Bugs said.

"They'll probably be cameras around the fort," Lola said, "We don't want to be found."

"Why, they can't kill us?" Bugs asked. Lola giggled as she readjusted her positioning to get comfortable.

"That's true, but if they find out that they can't kill us, they'll capture us and use some device to turn us to their side." Lola said while stroking Bugs' cheek. Bugs began to cock an eyebrow.

"If that happened, they'd be no hope for the world." Bugs said, moving his hand to Lola's groin. Lola giggled again.

"If we jump out of the boats out of range of the cameras we can swim underwater and reach the Fort that way." Lola suggested.

"Good idea, after all, we can breath underwater." Bugs replied.

"What about when we're inside?" Lola asked, putting her hand on Bugs' groin.

"Our best bet is to find that solar cannon and destroy it." Bugs replied, moving his hand to Lola's tail.

"You'll have some of me in a minute." Lola said, seductively. Bugs cocked an eyebrow.

"Ok." Bugs replied.

"We'll also have to deal with the leader of Shindo Fume." Lola said.

"How do you think we'll do that?" Bugs asked.

"If we launch all the escape boats at the fort and activate the self-destruct mechanism of the cannon," Lola suggested, "we can kill all the members of Shindo Fume in the explosion."

"That's a good idea." Bugs replied.

"But as a downside, Fort Boyard will be destroyed." Lola added.

"We don't have much choice." Bugs replied.

"Ok, we have some sort of plan now," lola said.

"We'll research plane times to France in the morning, it getting late." Bugs said.

"Now let's have a bit of fun before we go to sleep." Lola said seductively. She got up and they both went into the bedroom.

When they were in the bedroom, Lola playfully pushed Bugs onto the bed and jumped on him.

"This time, I'm going to be rougher." Lola said seductively.

"The rougher the better," Bugs replied as they started kissing. Bugs wrapped his hands round Lola's back and slowly undid her tank top.

"You're feeling cocky tonight," Lola said seductively.

"You bet I am," Bugs replied softly as he removed Lola's tank top.

Let's leave these two love bunnies alone.