Disclaimer: I apparently do not own Naruto… no seriously… I don't. Stop asking!
Lost Cherry
Enticing the blonde to a dinner was simple; getting into his pants was difficult.
Sasuke was always vigilant to who hung around Naruto. Not that didn't want them to, just so that they wouldn't get the kitsune in bed before he would.
Restaurant
"It's a nice change from ramen ne, Naruto?" asked the Uchiha brunet.
The blonde bishounen let out a small whine as he replied, "I'm still hungry Sasu-chan!"
To appease his significant other, he ordered a yet again different dessert before leaving with the kitsune to… "Appease" his needs… at home.
The awaited dessert was set on the table for Naruto as he readily grabbed the nearest spoon.
Mid scarfing, he asked what it was.
"A virgin strawberry daiquiri", was the reply.
"Arigatou Sasuke!" said Naruto as the whipped cream was in bits among his face.
Virgin… Sasuke internally said as he chuckled.
You'll be my first, and I'll be yours! Just a couple more bites Naruto and we'll leave for my house. Then I'll close the lights and pin you to my bed and we'll screw like bun-
"Sasuke! I lost my cherry!" exclaimed Naruto as the guests of the restaurants were struck with an "Oh-my-gosh-this-little-boy-is-not-a-virgin" attitude.
The cherry sank down to the bottom of the semi-translucent glass.
"Nani?" exclaimed the other boy, "Who?"
"I licked it and then all of a sudden it's gone! I bet you took it!" believed the blonde.
Sasuke quickly turned red as Naruto's stupidity finally hit him, Not yet…
"WHERE'S MY CHERRY! I can't believe it's gone so fast!"
The visitors of the place merely agreed as pressure begun to rise in Sasuke's pants.
A/n First posted fic Horribly done… lack of enthusiasm. Gomen ne! Hopefully when I'm into writing, I'll do a better job!
Zabu-san: C'mon Haku! Let's go write another one!
Haku: Hai ! … what're we doing on the bed?
