Preparations

Bugs and Lola woke up at about 8:00 the following morning. They put on their night robes and left the bedroom.

"I'll start making some breakfast," Lola said, "What do you want?"

"I'll have some waffles." Bugs replied, "While your making breakfast I'll research flights to France."

"Ok." Lola replied as she went into the kitchen. She got the waffles out of the refrigerator and was about to put them in the toaster when she decided to have a little fun.

'I'll flavour these waffles with some of my own skin." Lola thought to herself. She checked in the lounge and saw Bugs setting up the computer and starting it up. 'That computer takes a while to boot up, I should have time' Lola thought. She opened the draw and pulled out a knife. She then sat on the workbench and placed her leg over the sink. 'Not too much' She thought to herself as she cut off a 1-inch (2.5cm) square of skin from her leg. She put it to the side.

"Heal," Lola said, practically in a whisper so Bugs couldn't hear. The hole in her skin healed and she took the square that had been cut before. She then cut this into half, cut open the waffles and put the pieces of skin inside the waffles. She then washed the blood off the knife and the sink.

'Let us see if Bugs will notice,' Lola thought to herself as she put the waffles in the toaster.

"Want a cup of Coffee Bugs?" Lola called out from the kitchen.

"Yes please babe," Bugs replied as he started to surf the Internet looking for plane flights. Lola put the kettle on and started making some coffee. Bugs had found some suitable flights as soon as the waffles were cooked.

"I've found some flights," Bugs called out to the kitchen.

"Ok, our waffles are ready as well," Lola replied as she entered the living room with two waffles.

"Thanks babe," Bugs replied as he printed off the details of the flight to France.

"Considering we'll need to book, I think it'll be better to get a flight tomorrow," Bugs said while looking at the printout, "There's a flight leaving tomorrow afternoon at 2:00 which will get us to France at 10:00 French time." Bugs took a bite out of his waffle, "Lola, why can I taste meat in this waffle?" Bugs asked. Lola laughed.

"I put a slice of my own skin in the waffles." Lola replied smugly. Bugs laughed at the Joke.

"Cooked rabbit skin does taste nice, especially when it's your skin." Bugs said slyly. Lola gave him a sly look.

"Next time, I'll use some of your skin." Lola replied with an evil smile.

"I'd better order these tickets then." Bugs said as he went over to the phone after finishing his waffle. Lola went into the bathroom and ran a shower. Meanwhile bugs was booking the tickets.

"Hello?" Replied a travel agent.

"Hello, I'd like to book a flight to France for tomorrow." Bugs said.

"Certainly sir, what time will you be leaving?" The travel agent asked.

"About 2:00pm." Bugs replied.

"And how many are travelling?" The travel agent asked.

"Two." Bugs answered.

"And can I have your names please?" The travel agent asked.

"Mr. Bugs Bunny and Mrs Lola Bunny." Bugs replied

"Going on a holiday Bugs?" The travel agent asked

"Yeah." Bugs replied.

"I'll post you your tickets immediately by next-day delivery." The travel agent said

"Thanks," Bugs replied.

"Don't mention it. Enjoy your holiday," The travel agent said.

"Thanks, Bye," Bugs replied as he hung up the phone.

Back at the travel agent office the agent that Bugs had spoken too was in shock.

"I actually spoke to Bugs Bunny over the phone, I'm ecstatic." She said

When Bugs finished booking the tickets Lola went into the bedroom to get dressed. Bugs went in as well to tell her about the arrangements.

"Tickets are booked." Bugs said as he entered the room.

"Ok, are they being sent by next-day delivery?" Lola asked as she put on a bra.

"Yep, they should be here tomorrow morning." Bugs replied.

"That's good." Lola said while putting on a Yellow tank top.

"What shall we do today?" Bugs asked

"I dunno." Lola replied while putting on a green mini skirt.

"We should spend today preparing for our raid on Fort Boyard." Bugs suggested.

"Good idea," Lola replied, now fully dressed.

"We know the plan of action once we get to Fort Boyard." Bugs said.

"Yeah," Lola replied.

"We'd better book a taxi so we can get to the airport." Bugs said.

"Good idea. I'll do that." Lola replied.

"Then I'll have a shower while you do that." Bugs said as he entered the bathroom. Lola phoned a taxi company.

"Hello?" The clerk on the other end answered.

"Hi, I'd like to book a taxi for about 1:00pm tomorrow." Lola said to the clerk.

"Certainly madam, from where to where?" The clerk asked.

"From 1 Forest Lane to the Looney Airport." Lola replied.

"Ok, we'll send you a taxi for then." The clerk replied.

"Thanks, bye." Lola said as she hung up the phone. She then went into the bathroom.

"Taxi's booked Bugs." Lola said.

"Cool." Bugs replied, "Lola, can you pass me my towel?"

"Sure," Lola replied as she passed him his towel.

"Thanks." Bugs replied as he emerged from the shower with his towel wrapped around him.

"No problem, though I can think of something I'd rather see wrapped round you." Lola said slyly. Bugs cocked an eyebrow.

"We do need to get some carrots for the trip." Bugs said, changing the subject.

"That's true." Lola replied.

Later that day Bugs and Lola were at the supermarket stocking up on carrots. They were the only customers in the store at the moment.

"It's surprising quiet isn't it Lola?" Bugs said.

"It is, a little too quiet for my liking." Lola replied. They stocked up on carrots and went to the checkout to pay for them. After they had paid for the carrots they were heading home when Lola suddenly got nervous.

"What's wrong Lola?" Bugs asked.

"Bugs, have you ever had the feeling that you were being watched?" Lola asked.

"Many times" Bugs replied.

"Well, I've got that feeling right now." Lola said. As soon as she said this, Bugs and Lola felt a hand touch their shoulders. They turned around and saw a large, muscular rabbit with tattoos all over his arm.

"Eh…what's up doc?" Bugs asked as he munched on a carrot. The rabbit held out a Tommy gun and pointed it at their heads.

"Your money or your life!" He shouted.

"You don't scare us." Lola said back

"Oh really Doll? I guess you've never had a gun pointed at your head have ya?" The thug replied.

"You shouldn't have said that doc." Bugs said as he saw Lola's temper rise.

"Why?" The thug asked. Lola then punched the thug in the face and kicked him in the groin. When he was on the ground Lola went up to him.

"Don't EVER call me doll!" Lola said to the thug's face.

"Let's leave that guy alone Lola." Bugs said.

"Ok Bugs." Lola replied. As they started to walk away the thug got up. He pointed his gun at Bugs and Lola, put a silencer on the end of the gun, and fired into Bugs and Lola's backs. Bugs and Lola didn't even flinch. When the thug saw that they weren't phased he ran away.

"Bugs, did you feel something hit your back?" Lola asked.

"Yeah, why?" Bugs replied.

"Because I think that guy just tried to shoot us." Lola said

"Oh, can I see your back?" Bugs asked.

"Sure," Lola said as she turned around.

"You have been shot. There are about 50 bullet holes in your back." Bugs said.

"Really? Can I see your back?" Lola asked.

"Sure" Bugs replied as he turned around.

"You've got about 50 bullet holes in your back as well." Lola said after looking at his back. They both started to laugh.

"Heal," They both said at once. All the bullet holes in their backs were healed.

"Let's go home Lola," Bugs said

"Ok," Lola replied.

When they got home they started packing for their flight to France.

"Eh, what exactly do we need to pack besides the obvious things?" Bugs asked.

"We'll need a tent to camp in if were going to be close to the Fort." Lola said.

"True, anything else?" Bgus asked

"Not much else really, we'll have to rely on stealth and our own powers." Lola replied.

"We might need these." Bugs added opening a cupboard showing a phone and a carrot.

"They look like normal items, why would we need them?" Lola asked.

"There actually spy items I swiped when I was in area 52." Bugs replied slyly.

"Very slick." Lola said with a sly look, "What do they do?" She then asked.

"The phone does exactly the same things that DJ's did during my latest movie," Bugs replies, "I'm not sure about the carrot though." Bugs picked up the carrot and found that the leaves on the bottom could be pulled. Before he could pull it Lola grabbed it.

"Bugs, I think I know what this might be." Lola said.

"What do you think it is then?" Bugs asked.

"My best guess a grenade." Lola replied.

"In which case keep it separate from the other carrots," Bugs said.

That evening Bgus and Lola were sitting on the couch watching football. Their bags had been packed and they were ready to leave.

"This will be our last night in our burrow for a few days." Bugs said.

"Yeah, and it'll be hard to have romance in a tent on a beach." Lola replied.

"Then let's make tonight's romance a good one." Bugs said with a sly smile. Lola looked at him and sat on his lay while returning the sly smile.

"Once the football is over." Lola said with a saucy accent, "Then you'll have a lot of me to play with." Bugs cocked an eyebrow.

Once the football finished Lola jumped of Bgus' lap and went into the bedroom. Bugs got off the couch and followed her. She was hiding behind the door. When Bugs entered the room Lola jumped him and pushed him onto the bed.

"So that's where you were hiding," Bugs replied. Lola leapt onto him and they started kissing.

"Let's make this one the best we've had for a long time." Lola said seductively.

"Yeah," Bugs replied as they continued to kiss and caress each other. They stopped briefly so Lola could get a little more comfortable on Bugs' Groin.

"You want the best, I'll give you the best." Bugs said seductively as he slid his arm up Lola's back. She giggled as she felt this and moved her arm up her back to where his was. Bugs undid the strap of Lola's tank top and Lola removed it. They then continued kissing.

I'll stop there to prevent the ratings from being pushed to NC-17