Hello again! This chapter is going to be short, since it doesn't really have anything to do with the main story line. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own FFIX or its characters.

Chapter Four: Drunken

"I love you, Weimar," slurred a drunk Blutzen.

"I love you too, Haagen!" said Kohel, and giggled.

"Mmm…kissy kissississy, heheheh," said Blutzen, imitating in his drunken state what he thought of as the sound of Haagen and Weimar kissing.

"Haagen! Weimar!" said Kohel in a shocked (he thought) voice.

"Dojebon!" garbled Blutzen, "I thought you had busisisissnesses to attend to!"

"I was, but I came home, whatsitcalled, early."

"It's not what it looks like Dojebon."

"Liar! Guess what? I've been seeing whatshisface…Laudo! That's right! Take that! Haha," said Kohel and fell over, unconscious.

"Oh, my poor aching heart. Weimar! Comfort me! Kissy kissy…" said Blutzen, before he, too, collapsed, softly and happily singing the queen's anthem and badly lacerating it.


Heheh, that was just for fun because I couldn't resist writing it. Please review!