The flight

Bugs and Lola woke up the next morning at about 9:00am. They both woke up pretty much at the same time. They got out of bed, put on their night robes and went into the lounge.

"I'll make the breakfast this morning," Bugs said as he went into the kitchen.

"Ok babe," Lola replied as she went into the bathroom.

'I think I'll have a bubble bath this morning.' Lola thought to herself as she went into the bathroom. She poured the bubble solution into the bath and watched the bubbles form.

"What do you want for breakfast Lola?" Bugs asked.

"I'll just have some fried carrots." Lola replied as she removed her night robe.

"Ok," Bugs replied. Lola turned on the bathroom telly for the news and stepped into the bath.

'And now, the news headlines with Carol Cobra.' The TV said. Lola watched as she relaxed in the bathtub.

'Good morning.' Carol Cobra said on the news, 'in the news today, American satellites detected strange construction work at Fort Boyard yesterday afternoon. The government has classified information as to what is being built, although the head of security has stated that the American trillionaire must be hiding something at the Fort.'

"Where are you Lola?" Bugs called out while holding two plates of fried carrots.

"I'm having a bubble bath." Lola called out. Bugs came into the bathroom.

"Here's your breakfast." Bugs said.

"Thanks," Lola replied. Bugs then looked at the TV.

"So, what's the main headline?" Bugs asked.

"Well an American satellite has spotted the construction at Fort Boyard." Lola replied as she watched bugs get into the bath with her.

"I wondered how long it would be until the construction was spotted." Bugs said as he put his arm around Lola's back.

"Look at the pictures," Lola said as they showed pictures of the Fort, "It looks like that there are defences around it."

"I can see patriot missiles," Bgus said pointing to the screen, "How would a normal American have access to the plans to build patriot missiles?" He asked.

"Good question," Lola replied, "The plans are classified."

"Unless he was from the military," Bugs suggested picking up one of his fried carrots.

"Now that you mention that, a military scientist was fired for inhuman weapons he was designing." Lola replied reaching for one of her carrots.

"Do you think he's behind this?" Bugs asked

"Possibly," Lola asked, "That's a point, what shall we do when we get into the fort?" Lola then asked.

"Perhaps we should sneak in, ambush one of the guards and get some answers out of him." Bugs suggested

"Good idea." Lola replied. When the news finished Bugs reached for the remote and turned the TV off.

"Want to get out yet?" Bugs asked.

"No, I want to sty in here with you for a few more minutes." Lola replied as she grabbed Bugs around the waist.

"Perhaps we should eat our carrots first so they don't get wet." Bugs suggested as he picked up the plates of carrots

"Good point," Lola replied as she put her plate on the side of the bath. They both started eating, not leaving the bathtub.

When they finished Lola was looking anxious.

"What's wrong Lola?" Bugs asked

"I'm slightly nervous about the raid we're going to do against the fort," Lola replied, "Even though we can't be killed it will still be dangerous and the French government might not forgive us if we have to destroy the fort."

"Try not to think about it babe," Bugs replied as he grabbed Lola's chest. Lola rolled onto Bugs. They were just about to kiss when they heard the mailbox.

"That should be our tickets," Bugs said as he got out of the bath, "I'll go get them."

"Ok," Lola replied as she started drying herself. Bugs went to the mailbox and got out all the contents. He began to sort through the mail.

"Let's see," Bugs said to himself, "Bill, Bill, Newspaper, Junk, Junk and two letters." Bugs picked up the first letter and opened it. "It's the tickets for our flight, now what's in the other one?" Bugs said to himself as he picked up the letter and opened it. "Actually it's addressed to Lola, Lola, there's a letter for you!"

"Is there?" Lola said as she came out in a white mini skirt and Tank top. She opened the letter and read it aloud.

'Mrs. Lola Bunny, I hope you are in good health. I am writing to inform you that your mother has been murdured. All we know is that a member of a group called Shindo Fume killed her. We know this by a letter left at the scene. The note also said something about her knowing too much and foe everyone to keep out of their way. I hope this letter does not spoil your day. Best wishes, your father.' As lola read this letter a tear trickled down her cheek.

"What's wrong babe?" Bugs asked.

"My mother has been murdered." Lola said as she started to cry.

"By who?" Bugs asked. Lola's sadness turned to anger.

"A member of Shindo Fume." Lola replied.

"That's the group that are plotting world domination." Bugs said.

"Mum must have found out what they were doing but was unable to hide it from them." Lola said, "Now it personal."

"This gives us an extra reason to defeat them," Bugs said, "To save the world…"

"And avenge my mom." Lola said. It was now 12:55.

"Our taxi will be here soon. Let's get ready." Bugs said.

"Ok." Lola replied as she went and grabbed the bags.

They got to the airport at 1:30. They went to check in.

"Which is our gate?" Lola asked.

"Well, according to our tickets, we've got our own personal jet because we're celebrities." Bugs replied.

"I love this star treatment." Lola said.

"We need to go to the special flights gate." Bugs said. The two went over to the special flights gate.

"Ah Bugs and Lola Bunny," The clerk said, "We've been expecting you."

"We should have a jet heading for France." Lola enquired

"Indeed you do," The clerk replied, "please walk this way." The clerk walked towards the gate with a difficult walk. Bugs and Lola looked at each other and shrugged.

"Oh well," Bugs said as he followed the clerk, imitating the difficult walk. Lola followed as well doing the same walk.

"It's not easy." Lola said.

"No it isn't," Bugs replied. They followed the clerk to their private jet. They then boarded the plane and sat down on their own chairs. The intercom came on.

"The flight will take approximately 2 hours. We will arrive at 10:00 French time. The in-flight movie will be 'Bugs Bunnies 1001 Rabbit Tales'. Please enjoy the flight." The pilot said.

"I remember making that movie." Bugs said with a smile.

"It was a good movie, one of my personal favourites." Lola added.

"It was hard to make, but it was worth it." Bgus replied. When it got to the part where Bugs was being dangled above the boiling oil Lola turned to Bugs.

"Was that really oil?" Lola asked.

"Yep. In the rehearsals we used water but when it came to filming we did use boiling oil," Bugs replied, "There was a sheet of clear plastic between me and the oil when it came to filming though."

"Why did you use clear plastic?" Lola asked.

"It's actually clearer than glass, and it lasts much longer." Bugs replied. Eventually they were flying over Fort Boyard.

At the Fort the Patriot missile systems had spotted Bugs and Lola's private Jet.

"Sire, we've spotted a Jet flying overhead." A scientist told the chief.

"That's the private Jet of cartoon stars Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny." The vice chef said

"Awaiting instructions sire," The scientist said

"We can strike a major blow to the world if we kill Bugs and Lola." The vice chief said to the chief.

"Indeed," The chief said to the vice chief. He then turned to the scientist, "Shoot it down!" He ordered.

"As you wish." The scientist said as he walked off.

The patriot missile systems on the fort turned and fired at Bugs and Lola's private jet. When they were about 2000 feet away the red alert siren activated.

"What's going on?" Bugs asked.

"Why are we on red alert?" Lola asked. The co-pilot rushed into the cabin.

"Someone has fired missiles at us." The co-pilot said in a panic, "You need to evacuate the plane."

"We've never had an emergency like this before." Bugs said as he and lola went out to the back where the escape pods were.

"I didn't think we'd ever be involved in something like this." Lola replied. The missiles hit the jet as soon as Bugs and Lola had reached the escape pods. The fuel tank exploded, destroying the escape pods.

"Looks like we're going down with the plane." Bugs said

"Hope our luggage will be alright." Lola added

"I hope so too" Bugs replied

"The world will think that we're dead though, this could cause widespread panic and depression." Lola said

"It would, all we have to do is televise that we've survived" Bugs replied

"True." Lola said. Lola leapt into Bugs' arms and they held onto each other tightly. After a few minutes the plane crashed into an abandoned field.

Both the pilot and the co-pilot were killed in the crash. Bugs and Lola opened their eyes and found themselves in the middle of the wreckage of their private jet. No one was around. Bugs looked down at his body. His chest had been sliced clean open and both of his arms had been severed at the shoulder. Fortunately they were not too far away. Lola felt around and realised that her chest had also been sliced open and her head had been severed. Bugs then looked at lola.

"Lola, your head's been severed." Bugs said.

"Can you put it back on so I can repair myself?" Lola asked.

"I need to find my arms first." Bugs replied. He got up and walked to his arms. He struggled but he eventually was able to put his arms back to where they were severed. "Heal." Bugs said and his arms were reattached and his chest was healed. He then went over to Lola.

"You found you arms then?" Lola asked.

"Yep, now let me help you." Bugs replied. He picked up Lola's head and put it on her headless body. "Ok, your heads in place." He said to her. Lola smiled.

"Thanks bugs," Lola said, "Heal!" Lola's head reattached itself and her chest was repaired. They looked around and saw the bodies of the pilot and co pilot.

"I see that they didn't survive." Bugs said sadly.

"Let's bury them and then see if our luggage survived, my tank top is torn and I need to change it." Lola suggested.

"Good idea." Bgus replied. They dug two graves and buried the pilot and co pilot.

"A sad waste." Lola said.

"Agreed." Bugs replied. They then had a minute silence. After the silence they looked for their luggage. They eventually fount it near the ruined cockpit.

"I'm amazed it's still intact." Lola said as she picked up the suitcase.

"Yeah, now let's find a town." Bugs replied.

After walking for a while they eventually found their way to Paris. Luckily they had crashed very close to the capital of France. They were walking around the town when they saw someone they recognised.

"Pepe Le Pew's here." Bgus said. As soon as he said this Pepe turned around and saw Bugs and Lola.

"Ah, Bugs and Lola, what brings you here?" Pepe asked.

"Our plane crashed nearby." Lola replied.

"So that was what that burning ball of fire was, how on earth did you two survive?" Pepe asked.

"Lucky, I suppose." Bugs replied.

"Where is the television station Pepe?" Lola asked

"Why do you need to go there?" Pepe asked in response

"People will know by now that our plane has crashed, we need to inform the world of our survival." Bugs replied.

"Ah, Follow me." Pepe said. He led Bugs and Lola to the main television broadcasting station in Paris.

"The people here might not understand our language." Lola said in a worried tone.

"I will translate for you." Pepe said

"Thanks Doc." Bugs replied

"It is no problem." Pepe said as they entered the building.

When they entered the building Pepe went up to the receptionists. They then began to chat in French. Bugs and Lola couldn't understand what they were saying but here is a translation.

"Welcome, How may I help you?" The receptionist asked.

"My friends need to make an urgent worldwide broadcast." Pepe answered

"Who are your friends?" The receptionist asked.

"Mr. Bugs Bunny and Mrs. Lola Bunny. Their plane was shot down and they need to inform the world of their survival." Pepe answered

"Ok, that should be Ok. Head to the managers office and he will help you more. He does speak and understand English," The receptionist said.

"Thank you." Pepe said.

Pepe then went back to Bugs and Lola.

"Now, we should go to the manager's office, he'll help you out further." Pepe said. "The manager does understand English so you can talk to him."

"Thanks." Lola said. They went up to the manager's office.

When they reached the manager's office he was waiting at the door.

"Ah, Bugs and Lola bunny, the receptionist informed me that you were coming, please enter." The manager said. Bugs, Lola and Pepe entered the manager's office.

"Please sit down." The manager said.

"Thanks." Bugs said.

"Now, how may I help you?" The manager asked.

"Our private Jet was shot down over Fort Boyard." Lola answered, "The world will probably be in shock and wondering if we're alright.

"We need to make a worldwide broadcast to inform the world of our survival." Bugs added.

"Ok, we have a free studio down the hall, follow me and we will make this broadcast." The manager said.

"Thank you." Lola said.

"Anything for worldwide stars such as you." The manager replied. He led them down the hall to a studio. When they reached the studio live cameras were set up and they were led to a stand. They were ready to inform the world of their survival.

Around the world the incident was being televised. People around the world were crying as they saw Bugs and Lola's jet fall in flames. Then came the announcement. This is what it was like in America.

'There is no news as to if Bugs or Lola survived the crash or not,' Began Carol Cobra, 'Hold on, this just in, we are receiving a live statement from Paris.' The live broadcast played, showing Bugs and Lola talking into a microphone.

"Everyone, you have probably all heard by now as to what has happened to our private Jet." Bugs began.

"We are making this statement to inform everyone that we have both survived the incident." Lola continued.

"We are in Paris right now and have escaped from the accident unharmed." Bugs said

"Unfortunately our Pilot and Co pilot were not sol lucky." Lola added.

"They were both killed in the accident. We shall miss them as much as their relatives." Bugs finished.

'So now we know that both Bugs and Lola are still alive. This comes as a huge relief to the world. This is Carol Cobra reporting.' Carol Cobra finished.

"Well, now the world knows that we're still alive, we need to find somewhere to stay." Bugs said.

"I know of a hotel that you two could stay at." Pepe suggested, "I'd be happy to lead you there."

"Thanks Pepe." Lola replied.
"Thanks for helping us sir." Bugs said to the manager.

"No problem." The manager replied as he returned to his office.

The whole world now knew of Bugs and Lola's survival. Almost everyone was happy, the only ones that weren't were the members of Shindo Fume.

"How did they survive?" The chief asked.

"I don't know." The vice chief answered.

"If they know that it was us that shot their jet down they may tell the French Government and that would put our whole plan in danger." The Chief yelled.

"What do you suggest?" The Vice chief asked.

"Tomorrow morning, we'll demonstrate the solar cannon's power on the moon." The chief answered.

"Very well." The vice chief replied.

Pepe led Bugs and Lola to a 5 star Hotel in the centre of Paris. Along the way, they stopped at a bank and changed their American Dollars to Euros. They were lucky in that the hotel was very quiet as it was not the holiday season. Bugs and Lola went to their room and closed the curtains.

"Shame about those pilots." Bugs said.

"I'm just glad that we were able to tell the world that we survived." Lola replied.

"So tomorrow, we're going to raid Fort Boyard." Bugs said.

"Yep, to save the world and avenge my mum." Lola replied.

"It's 11:00pm French time, we need to get some rest before tomorrow." Bugs said.

"One thing before we go to sleep." Lola said as she playfully pushed Bugs onto the bed. She then jumped on top of him and started to stroke his cheek, "and I think you know what that is."

"I can guess." Bugs replied as he did a sly smile.

"You guessed right." Lola said as she got comfortable on his groin and started to kiss him.

"Let's have some fun then." Bugs said. Lola giggled and continued to kiss. Bugs moved his hand and started to play with Lola's tail. This made Lola giggle even more.

"You're feeling frisky tonight aren't you Bugs." Lola said with a saucy accent.

"You bet I am." Bugs replied seductively.

"Then I'm game," Lola replied as she lowered the arm strap of her tank top. Bgus held on to the strap and let Lola slip her arm out.

"Best to be relaxed before fighting evil isn't it." Bugs said seductively as he slipped the other strap of Lola's tank top down.

"I agree with you." Lola replied. She let her tank top slide down and then they continued kissing.

I think I'll leave these two alone now.