Hikari: Whoah.... that writer's block lasted longer than ever... Record... BUT THE STORY MUST GO ON! I HAVE FANS NOW!!! I THINK!
Yuki: ::sigh:: Yah think!
Hikari: I do!
Vana: O.o Hikari: Well, new character involvement!!! Introducing Kaze!!! He was once a partner of Kurama & Hiei, then stuff happened.
Midoshi: So yeah.
Yuki: Ye- WAIT A MINUTE! SINCE WHEN!
disclaimer on previous pages... or just the first... I dunno.
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Hikari's eyes widened sleepily. "Oh my gosh! I just forgot! I have... an appointment... with.. FRITOS!" Hikari hit their heads and ran off. Of course, they chased her.
Catching the back of her shirt, Hiei lifted Hikari off the ground. Hiei and Yusuke discussed what to do with her while Hikari squirmed in vain while screeching in a very unusual Italian accent, "HOLY CANNOLI! YOU KILLED THE MUFFIN MAN!!!"
"I think we should hang her like a pinata and poke her with sticks."
"...Pinata? What is this pinata?"
"Oh yeah, you're not from he-"
Yusuke was interrupted by a strange dude landing in the yard, seemingly from the sky (I'd hope he didn't fall from the ground...). "Hello, I am here! I HAVE ARRIVED!!!"
Yusuke raised an eyebrow. "...Who are you?"
Still in the Italian accent, Hikari glared and said, "Are you another Repo man?! 'Cause now is NOT a good time. You see, these two men are holding me hosta-"
Yusuke promptly covered the oral cavity belonging to Hikari.
"I am the great Kaze!" the aforementioned new arrival proclaimed.
A tumbleweed sort of blew across the backlawn. Hiei twitched. A look of dawning comprehension struck his face like a sack of two-tonne (yes I spell it that way) bricks. "Oh! You're that guy we ditched! Aren't you dead?... or in prison?..."
Kaze twitched more and glared at Hiei. "I was hoping we wouldn't have to bring that up til later."
Hikari sensed the bad energy between the two and immediately switched from the Italian accent to a mix between a slightly British and a strange New Yorkan accent. She was feeling weird. Using the mixed up accent, she said, "Oh! You know what this means!"
Yuki stopped crying and starting waving her hand up in the air spastically. "OH OH OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! PICK ME!!!"
"Whhhhhaaaaat?" Hikari glanced over in Yuki's direction.
"JERRY SPRINGER?!"
"Nope. HAPPY-HAPPY DINNER PARTY!!!"
At this point, Kitty and Vana were outside. They both squealed, jumped in the air, and screamed: "HAPPY-HAPPY DINNER PAAAAAARRRRRRRTY!!!"
Yuki and Hikari stared at them. "Holy cow... I think I'm MENTAL!" Hikari then did a weird little dance move. This resulted in nothing but the thoughts of a DDR competition. "Dang. I'm sure it was supposed to free me."
Hiei dropped Hikari in thought. Seeing the light of opportunity shining through, she grabbed Kitty, Yuki, and Vana and dragged them into the kitchen. "If we want this party to be-"
"SO GOOD!" The aforementioned three interrupted.
"-Then we need to cook some food!" ((I'm so demented, for more on this see )
"Um, duh..." Yuki said.
Hikari did a dance. Yuki, Vana, and Kitty (in that order) followed in the dance. This was no ordinary dance. This,
my friends, was the FOOD DANCE.
-Meanwhile, in the backyard...-
Yusuke looked confused. "Well, that sorta answers my question..."
Looking puzzled, Kaze looked at Yusuke. He had nothing to say but, "Oh, I didn't see you there... So, Hiei, who's this street punk?..."
"HEY! I'M NO ORDINARY STREET PUNK! I'M YUSUKE URAMESHI!!!"
"THE Yusuke Urameshi!
"Yep. In the flesh."
"Oh... never heard of you." At this point Kaze began having a wrestling match with the water hose.
Yusuke made a classic anime fall.
-Back in the kitchen...-
The ground began to shake. Hikari abruptly stopped the dance. "EAAAAARRRRRRRRRTHQUUUUUUAAAAAAKE!!"
"SAVE THE PIE!" Kitty screeched and dived under the table with it. Little did she know, Yuki had already chosen that hiding spot and now had a face full of cherry, blueberry, and raspberries. "Or... kill the pie..."
Yuki glared. Before her agile hand could reach Kitty's throat when Hikari lifted the table cloth and from the top of the table looked down at them upside-down like.
"Go ahead! Taste it!!!"
Yuki: stopped in mid-strangle and licked her face. "TASTES LIKE APPLE!"
Hikari and Kitty leaped up into the air with joy and in a manner of speaking at the same time and saying the same thing exclaimed, "YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY- OW!"
Rubbing her head, Hikari muttered, "When did that sombrero get there?..."
Yuki darted out from under the table. "SOMBRERO?! WHERE?!?!? I WANT ONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!"
Hikari poked the low-hanging chandelier. Yuki rolled her eyes and corrected Hikari. "That's no sombrero. That's Jack the Monkey's swingset, remember?"
"Oooooohhhh yyeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh... Hey... aren't we in the middle of a Magnitude 8.6 extremely dangerous earthquake type thing?..."
Kitty came out, also rubbing her head. "I thought so... Am I hallucinating because a table whacked me in the head, or did the table really fuse with a purple banana from Guatemala?..."
"It really fused."
"Oh. Ok then. Back to the food."
"But wait! I have business to attend to!" Hikari ran to the window and quite literally threw it open. "HEY, URAMESHI!
LOSE SOME WEIGHT IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO ANY MORE OF THOSE ANIME FALLS, WILL YA?!"
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Hikari: Sorry that took so long you guys. Writer's block. The world's number 1 killer.
Yuki/Vana/Kitty: ::nod nod:: Mmhm.
Midoshi: .
Hikari: R&R, Everyone.
Yuki: ::sigh:: Yah think!
Hikari: I do!
Vana: O.o Hikari: Well, new character involvement!!! Introducing Kaze!!! He was once a partner of Kurama & Hiei, then stuff happened.
Midoshi: So yeah.
Yuki: Ye- WAIT A MINUTE! SINCE WHEN!
disclaimer on previous pages... or just the first... I dunno.
-------------------------------------
Hikari's eyes widened sleepily. "Oh my gosh! I just forgot! I have... an appointment... with.. FRITOS!" Hikari hit their heads and ran off. Of course, they chased her.
Catching the back of her shirt, Hiei lifted Hikari off the ground. Hiei and Yusuke discussed what to do with her while Hikari squirmed in vain while screeching in a very unusual Italian accent, "HOLY CANNOLI! YOU KILLED THE MUFFIN MAN!!!"
"I think we should hang her like a pinata and poke her with sticks."
"...Pinata? What is this pinata?"
"Oh yeah, you're not from he-"
Yusuke was interrupted by a strange dude landing in the yard, seemingly from the sky (I'd hope he didn't fall from the ground...). "Hello, I am here! I HAVE ARRIVED!!!"
Yusuke raised an eyebrow. "...Who are you?"
Still in the Italian accent, Hikari glared and said, "Are you another Repo man?! 'Cause now is NOT a good time. You see, these two men are holding me hosta-"
Yusuke promptly covered the oral cavity belonging to Hikari.
"I am the great Kaze!" the aforementioned new arrival proclaimed.
A tumbleweed sort of blew across the backlawn. Hiei twitched. A look of dawning comprehension struck his face like a sack of two-tonne (yes I spell it that way) bricks. "Oh! You're that guy we ditched! Aren't you dead?... or in prison?..."
Kaze twitched more and glared at Hiei. "I was hoping we wouldn't have to bring that up til later."
Hikari sensed the bad energy between the two and immediately switched from the Italian accent to a mix between a slightly British and a strange New Yorkan accent. She was feeling weird. Using the mixed up accent, she said, "Oh! You know what this means!"
Yuki stopped crying and starting waving her hand up in the air spastically. "OH OH OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! PICK ME!!!"
"Whhhhhaaaaat?" Hikari glanced over in Yuki's direction.
"JERRY SPRINGER?!"
"Nope. HAPPY-HAPPY DINNER PARTY!!!"
At this point, Kitty and Vana were outside. They both squealed, jumped in the air, and screamed: "HAPPY-HAPPY DINNER PAAAAAARRRRRRRTY!!!"
Yuki and Hikari stared at them. "Holy cow... I think I'm MENTAL!" Hikari then did a weird little dance move. This resulted in nothing but the thoughts of a DDR competition. "Dang. I'm sure it was supposed to free me."
Hiei dropped Hikari in thought. Seeing the light of opportunity shining through, she grabbed Kitty, Yuki, and Vana and dragged them into the kitchen. "If we want this party to be-"
"SO GOOD!" The aforementioned three interrupted.
"-Then we need to cook some food!" ((I'm so demented, for more on this see )
"Um, duh..." Yuki said.
Hikari did a dance. Yuki, Vana, and Kitty (in that order) followed in the dance. This was no ordinary dance. This,
my friends, was the FOOD DANCE.
-Meanwhile, in the backyard...-
Yusuke looked confused. "Well, that sorta answers my question..."
Looking puzzled, Kaze looked at Yusuke. He had nothing to say but, "Oh, I didn't see you there... So, Hiei, who's this street punk?..."
"HEY! I'M NO ORDINARY STREET PUNK! I'M YUSUKE URAMESHI!!!"
"THE Yusuke Urameshi!
"Yep. In the flesh."
"Oh... never heard of you." At this point Kaze began having a wrestling match with the water hose.
Yusuke made a classic anime fall.
-Back in the kitchen...-
The ground began to shake. Hikari abruptly stopped the dance. "EAAAAARRRRRRRRRTHQUUUUUUAAAAAAKE!!"
"SAVE THE PIE!" Kitty screeched and dived under the table with it. Little did she know, Yuki had already chosen that hiding spot and now had a face full of cherry, blueberry, and raspberries. "Or... kill the pie..."
Yuki glared. Before her agile hand could reach Kitty's throat when Hikari lifted the table cloth and from the top of the table looked down at them upside-down like.
"Go ahead! Taste it!!!"
Yuki: stopped in mid-strangle and licked her face. "TASTES LIKE APPLE!"
Hikari and Kitty leaped up into the air with joy and in a manner of speaking at the same time and saying the same thing exclaimed, "YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY- OW!"
Rubbing her head, Hikari muttered, "When did that sombrero get there?..."
Yuki darted out from under the table. "SOMBRERO?! WHERE?!?!? I WANT ONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!"
Hikari poked the low-hanging chandelier. Yuki rolled her eyes and corrected Hikari. "That's no sombrero. That's Jack the Monkey's swingset, remember?"
"Oooooohhhh yyeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh... Hey... aren't we in the middle of a Magnitude 8.6 extremely dangerous earthquake type thing?..."
Kitty came out, also rubbing her head. "I thought so... Am I hallucinating because a table whacked me in the head, or did the table really fuse with a purple banana from Guatemala?..."
"It really fused."
"Oh. Ok then. Back to the food."
"But wait! I have business to attend to!" Hikari ran to the window and quite literally threw it open. "HEY, URAMESHI!
LOSE SOME WEIGHT IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO ANY MORE OF THOSE ANIME FALLS, WILL YA?!"
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Hikari: Sorry that took so long you guys. Writer's block. The world's number 1 killer.
Yuki/Vana/Kitty: ::nod nod:: Mmhm.
Midoshi: .
Hikari: R&R, Everyone.
