Jenny:-steam pours out of ears and face turns red-ish purple- They-they-they-!

Cloe: They what?

Anna: They deleted her first fic today.

Jenny:-storms around while throwing random things and finally runs into a wall- X-x

Cloe and Anna: T-T;

Mandy: Well…uh…what happened was, her first fic was erased and now she's in a towering temper…in fact…I believe she wants to rebel against such monarchy and just go for anarchy…

Anna: Punks these days.

Cloe:-glares- Who you calling a punk?

Anna:-points at Jenny who is wearing all punk accessories- Her.

Cloe: Oh. That's okay then. Anyways, please continue, Mands.

Mandy: So, while her account is frozen for two weeks, she's going to write this…if she ever wakes up…

Jenny:-jumps up off the ground- What'd I miss?

Cloe: Nothin'. Now write the next chapter! I LOVE this chapter!

Anna: Only cause you get to laugh at Malik!

Malik: Yeah! Only cause you get to laugh—hey, wait a minute! You get to laugh at me? How come?

Jenny:-sniggers and pushes Malik back into the story- Oh, you'll see…and thank you blondie41 for this idea…

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I DO own this plot.

-Egyptian Myths-

-By CFB-

-Chapter 2-

Down in the lunch room, Malik was greatly enjoying his salad. He put a little bit of Italian dressing on it and ate it all in a matter of seconds. Hey, running from fangirls takes a lot out of you! So, anyways, Malik was cleaning out the Gladware bowl when a short, blonde girl stormed into the room.

"Malik Ishtar!" She yelled.

Malik dropped the Gladware, his eyes wide. The girl was none other than…his ex-girlfriend.

"Trish?"

"You're dang right it's Trish!" She hollered.

Malik backed up a bit. Trish glared daggers at him…until the bottle of Italian dressing caught her eye.

"Is that my Italian dressing? Are you using MY Italian dressing? I told you to give everything back, and you take my Italian dressing?!?!?"

Malik's hand flew to the glass bottle of dressing.

"No! It's mine!" He said protectively, hiding the dressing behind his back.

Trish stomped up to him and glared at him so hard her eye twitched.

"I want my Italian dressing." She spat.

"But it's mine!"

"No it ain't! You stole it from me! Give it back, sucka!"

"But—"

Trish grabbed his arm and yanked on it so that the hand with the dressing would come out to where she could reach. Instead, Malik accidentally dropped the bottle.

They watched in shock as the bottle collided with the linoleum tile and cracked into a million pieces, Italian dressing splattering everything.

The two blondes looked at each other in impending terror.

"RUUN!" They chorused, dashing from the lunch room as fast as they could, only to be held up at the office door.

Ishizu slowly glided up to Malik and Trish.

"What was that noise?" She asked with forced calm.

"Uhh…well…you see…" Malik started.

"I was trying to get my Italian dressing back from him, but he dropped it on the floor and it broke. There's a huge mess now. I think Malik should go and clean it up."

Malik gaped at Trish.

"It was YOU who made me drop it!" He said, pointing at Trish with a shaky hand.

"Oh don't start this again…" Trish muttered.

"It was YOU! You're always telling Ishizu that I did something when it was really you!" Malik continued.

Trish sighed and rolled her eyes.

"What are you talking about? I do nothing…"

Ishizu stared at them in disbelief as they went on yelling at each other.

"You two fight like an old married couple!" She exploded.

Malik and Trish stopped instantly. They turned on their heels to look at Ishizu.

"What???" They asked in unison.

Ishizu gulped.

"I gotta go start the movie. Don't kill each other while I'm gone!"

She raced out of the room and ran all the way to auditorium 13. She ducked inside and made her way to the front of the room.

"I am sorry for the delay. I was held up on the way here. The movie you are about to watch—"

She froze. At the door to the auditorium stood Malik and Trish, both looking ready to kill. The audience followed Ishizu's gaze to the door. Ishizu cleared her throat and their attention was drawn back to her.

"Like I was saying. The movie is about an ancient Pharaoh who saved his country, and possibly the whole world, when he was only a youth. The movie begins at his beginning. Please no smoking or talking during the film. Enjoy."

Ishizu left through the right stage door and motioned for the film engineer to start the movie. He gave her a thumbs up and started the film. As soon as the first scene had started, Ishizu quietly made her way back to the office. She spun her swivel chair around so she could sit, but found that the chair was no longer vacant. Malik gazed up at her bemusedly, his legs crossed and his hands folded upon his lap.

Ishizu let out a small yelp of surprise, but quickly covered it up with a fake cough. Malik smirked.

"I cleaned the lunch room."

Ishizu sat down in the chair opposite of him.

"And?" She droned.

"Well…I thought you might want to know the whole story."

She glanced up at the ceiling and shook her head.

"Where's Trish?" She asked.

Malik blushed a bit and scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"She…uhh…she had to leave…"

At that moment a strangled cry was heard from the cupboard in the lunch room.

"Malik Alexander Ishtar!!" Ishizu yelled, jumping out of her chair and heading for the lunch room.

There was Trish, gagged tied up with a thick red rope (which Ishizu recognized as the queue lines to get into the museum) and hanging from the handles on the cupboard above the sink. Ishizu gaped in horror. Malik came up behind her, hanging his head.

Ishizu turned on him, her eyes glinting dangerously.

"Follow me." She said calmly.

Malik nodded sullenly and followed her silently out to the foyer of the museum where about 20 fangirls stood, conversing among themselves, scheming on how to get to Malik.

"OH MY GOD! THERE HE IS!!" One screamed with joy, pointing at Malik and jumping up and down excitedly.

"Have fun, Malik." Ishizu said, shoving him out the front doors.

"SHIT!" Malik yelled, running off down the street with all his fan girls giggling and screaming after him.

Ishizu wiped her hands together triumphantly.

"That takes care of him…now to get Trish down…"

Jenny: End of chapter 2! I know, it was overly short, but…I kinda don't have the time to make it longer…

Cloe: Tch. Yeah right.

Jenny: I don't!

Cloe:-rolls eyes but doesn't comment-

Mandy: Anyways! We must draw a name out of the hat!!

Jenny: Oh yes! The hat contains all the contestants that asked for a date. It's time to choose! Drum roll, please!

-Drum rolls by-

Mandy, Anna, Cloe, and Jenny: Oo;

Jenny: Never mind! -holds up hat and shakes it a few times-

-little girl who looks kind of like Jenny runs in and takes a piece of paper out of the hat and hands it to Jenny, then runs off again-

Jenny: Thanks sis…and the winner is…-unfolds paper- Sailor Starlight Girl! Congratulations! I'll be sending you an email later, so please respond ASAP!

Mandy: As for the other reviewers…some will be given guest appearances! Blondie41 was in this chapter, so, it's only fair…

Anna: Yes! Jenny will be sending out emails to a few of you and ask what part you want to play in the upcoming chapters! She'll also ask what line you want to say when your character enters.

Trish: Yay-yeah! I liked mine.

Jenny:-giggle- Is that MY Italian dressin'?

Trish and Jenny:-giggle and run off-

Mandy: That leaves us with the reviewer thankies. Here we go!

Mikusae, Lady of Darkness: Hey! I tried to email you, but I kept getting emails back saying that the email account didn't exist anymore…maybe we can talk online sometime…yeah! You just tell me what time is good for you in a review! Sorry you didn't win the contest! But if Sailor Starlight Girl doesn't reply to my email, you may be cast. Don't give up hope!

Sailor Starlight Girl: You've won! I sent you an email a while ago and I'm still waiting for you to reply. Please reply soon! And I think Malik woulda liked your review. He needs ego-boosts every once in a while. Lol!

LadyBloodShedRed: Hey! Do you like Malik's initials? LOLOL! I didn't realize they spelled that when I first wrote it. If you don't remember what his full name was, go back and look. I thought it was pretty freakin' funny. But that's just me…and Ishizu will chill, it's just I wanted to make the setting right…and yes, Yugi and Ryou are going to be a bit sexist in this one. At least to Tea'. Heheh…

Kenshinsgurl: Thanks for reviewing Kaylin. And Mali's given up. Now he's just workin' on Trish…lol, 'You're not real enough for me!'. Hah, poor Malik…oh well! See ya later!

Kai's Gurl 24/7: LOL! I could just imagine Malik with Gladware™. I think next he'll do Verizon or something…yeah…that could be interesting…-chuckles evilly- Oh yes, your other review. Ahem…OHMIGOD!!! I know! I was all jeez!! Why the 'f' are you getting rid of it NOW? WTF? URGH!-calms down and takes deeps breaths- So, anyways, yes, anarchy and oxymorons to all!

Blondie41: LOL! Hopefully there aren't any errors in this chapter. You said you were laughing too hard to tell, so…I expect a nice long review on why you thought it was too funny to correct. That's your homework! Lol! Love ya, Trishy! -huggles-(still trying to get used to not using the asterisks…)

Mandy: Thank you all for waiting this long to read this! Jenn swears she as trying to get everyone excited…personally, I think she's a lazy butt.

Jenny:-comes back in and grins- Dang straight, baby! I'm supposed to be doing my geometry right now…-laughs and shrugs- whatevs! Like I'm going to do my math…-laughs again- I hate my teacher anyways…

Mandy: That's cuz she called you psycho.

Jenny: Naw, I'm used to that. I just don't like her. Maybe it's cuz Kc likes her so much…

Mandy and Cloe: Oo;;

Jenny: Well, anyways, that's it for today! I gotta get my math done (or maybe I can just listen to music and 'forget' about it? Hmm…), so ja ne!!

Mandy: Please review! We need reviews to fight off writer's block! Reviews are like steel swords and—

Cloe: Oh, just review already. And ignore the crazy lady behind me.

Mandy:-gasps and stomps off-

Cloe:-claps for readers- Good job, guys! And one more shout out to Sailor Starlight Girl: ANSWER THE EMAIL! We need to information before the next chapter starts getting written! Andale woman! Let's get it crack-a-lackin' here! I have everything planned for this whole story! Except the date!

Jenny:-shoves Cloe out of the Authoress room- Don't miss the next chapter where Malik will receive a strange phone call, Ishizu will somehow untangle Trish, and Yugi gets his head shaved!

Yugi fangirls:-gasp-

Jenny: Just kidding! I was making sure you were paying attention, ya know…so, yeah…review please!