Hikari: Ok, last chapter
was eaten alive. Stuff (like spacing, a credit to a website
] and some hyphens were killed to death and then
stashed in a closet.
Vana: ...Killed to death and stashed in a
closet?! Tragic!
Yuki: Very.
Kitty:
Meerrrooooooooo...
Disclaimerman has died. But, never fear, the
disclaimer is on the first page!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyy!
-outside!-
Kaze, seeming
to have won the tough battle against the 'Splein-Crusher', all the
way from Hecho En, China, from a little family of water hoses, jumped
up and screeched, "VICTORY! VICTORY HAS COME TO KAZE LIKE
CHICKENS TO THEIR FEED!"
Hiei and Yusuke raised
an eyebrow. "You sure he was dead.... or in prison?"
"It may have been that 'Looney Bin' thing you seem to
think Hikari needs to go to..."
Kayko jumped up.
"I bet they have cilantro and all the other spices there. Maybe
they even have RIBBON! SHINY PINK RIBBON! ON THE GROUND! I CLAIM
IT!!!" She then dived for an unknown object. "I'm gonna
name it Yusuke, after my favoritest favorite favorite favoritest guy
in the whole wide woooorld!"
Yusuke sweatdropped
and glared as Hiei commented, "Maybe she needs to go too."
-Numerous hours later!-
Hikari made
sure everyone had a seat. "In honor of the new guy, whatever his
name may be-"
"KAZE!!! I AM
KAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"-er... Kaze, DIG
IN!" Hikari then pulled a shovel from under the table and
distributed the main course: Mashed potatoes with a baked potato on
the side.
Yusuke groaned. "MORE POTATOES?! WE
HAD APPETIZERS OF POTATO CHIPS, POTATO SOUP OR POTATO SALAD, AND NOW
THIS?!"
Hikari pouted her most cutest and
poutiest pout. "But the Hobbits in my closet just love the
potatoes!"
Vana and Yuki choked. "THE WHATS
IN YOUR WHAT?!"
"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING! NOW ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FRIGGIN POTATOES! YES,
THAT MEANS YOU, URAMESHI!" Hikari 'ACCIDENTALLY' dropped the
shovel on Yusuke's head, knocking him unconscious. "Now, with
that little distraction gone- I mean.... Oops, sorry."
Hikari put that shovel in the tub and got out another from
under the sink. She completing the task of giving potatoes to every
plate, and sat down. In mere seconds, Yuki, Vana, Kitty, and Hikari
had eaten all of their potato-main-course. Vana began starting a
chant while banging her fork and spoon on the table. "Des-sert!
Des-sert!"
"Patience, young grasshopper,
patience. Dessert comes when everyone is finished placing
non-replacable fuel into their oral groove."
Vana pouted. "Oooooookay." She then proceeded in stealing
everyone's potato to hurry the process.
Once the last
little bean was finished with their meal, Kaze leaned over and
whispered to Hikari. "DISTRACT EVERYONE AT ALL COSTS. I MUST
SPEAK TO KURAMA AND HIEI ALONE."
Kurama, Yuki,
Vana, Kayko, and Hiei looked over at Kaze. "...We heard you, you
know."
Kaze's eyes began shifting. "Um...
no you didn't..."
"...Yeah, we did."
"Well... um... uh... ...thank you?" (Thank you,
Citi Bank commercials.)
Vana and Yuki
got all sparkly eyed. "REALLY?! YOU MEAN IT?!!?!?!"
Kitty, Kurama, and Hiei, on the other hand (WOW! I HAVE TWO
HANDS!), twitched. Kurama and Hiei got up and followed Kaze into the
'parlor.'
Hikari looked at the remaining... however
many were remaining. "Uhm... well who's ready for DESSERT?!"
At this, Yusuke became re-among the living again and
joined the others in screeching: "IIIIIII WAAAAAAAANNTTT
DESSERT!"
Hikari grinned from... ear... to
ear... yeah. "Wellllllllllll! Dessert tonight happens to
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: The creamiest, most sweetest, bestest..."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh..."
"...Most
greatest, most deliciousest, most cleanest, most lumpiest, most
smoothest, most blue-est, most kindest, most freeziest, most
angriest..."
".............................................What?"
"SHUT UP, URAMESHI!"
-Some odd adjectives later!-
"...Most
hairiest, most baldest, most shiniest..."
Yusuke
rolled his eyes. "Ok. We're done hearing you excersize your jaw.
And your English skills. Now, before I have to blast you to the next
dimension, tell me, friiiend, what is for dessert?"
Hikari sighed. "Ok. It's sweet snow."
Hiei burst into the dining room. "DID I HEAR SWEET SNOW?!?!?!"
"Yes, yes you didn't."
Yuki bit
Hikari's good serving hand. "SHE LIIIIIESSS!!! SHE DID SAY SWEET
SNOW!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT MY GOOD
SERVING HAND!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can't serve the sweet
snow!!!!!!!!"Hikari:
Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Yuki: O.O
HOW WILL WE GET SWEET SNOW NOW?!
Vana: ::has placed Yuki in a
straightjacket:: ::pats Yuki's head:: Calm yourself, child. Calm
yourself.
Yuki: HEY! I'M NOT CHILD! I'M-
Announcer: We
interrupt this program for a special report. I can't remember what it
was, but boy, it was important. In more important news....
((R&R
Everyone..))
