Hikari: Ok, last chapter was eaten alive. Stuff (like spacing, a credit to a website ] and some hyphens were killed to death and then stashed in a closet.
Vana: ...Killed to death and stashed in a closet?! Tragic!
Yuki: Very.
Kitty: Meerrrooooooooo...
Disclaimerman has died. But, never fear, the disclaimer is on the first page! Yaaaayyyyyyyyy!
-outside!-

Kaze, seeming to have won the tough battle against the 'Splein-Crusher', all the way from Hecho En, China, from a little family of water hoses, jumped up and screeched, "VICTORY! VICTORY HAS COME TO KAZE LIKE CHICKENS TO THEIR FEED!"
Hiei and Yusuke raised an eyebrow. "You sure he was dead.... or in prison?"
"It may have been that 'Looney Bin' thing you seem to think Hikari needs to go to..."
Kayko jumped up. "I bet they have cilantro and all the other spices there. Maybe they even have RIBBON! SHINY PINK RIBBON! ON THE GROUND! I CLAIM IT!!!" She then dived for an unknown object. "I'm gonna name it Yusuke, after my favoritest favorite favorite favoritest guy in the whole wide woooorld!"
Yusuke sweatdropped and glared as Hiei commented, "Maybe she needs to go too."

-Numerous hours later!-

Hikari made sure everyone had a seat. "In honor of the new guy, whatever his name may be-"
"KAZE!!! I AM KAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"-er... Kaze, DIG IN!" Hikari then pulled a shovel from under the table and distributed the main course: Mashed potatoes with a baked potato on the side.
Yusuke groaned. "MORE POTATOES?! WE HAD APPETIZERS OF POTATO CHIPS, POTATO SOUP OR POTATO SALAD, AND NOW THIS?!"
Hikari pouted her most cutest and poutiest pout. "But the Hobbits in my closet just love the potatoes!"
Vana and Yuki choked. "THE WHATS IN YOUR WHAT?!"
"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! NOW ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FRIGGIN POTATOES! YES, THAT MEANS YOU, URAMESHI!" Hikari 'ACCIDENTALLY' dropped the shovel on Yusuke's head, knocking him unconscious. "Now, with that little distraction gone- I mean.... Oops, sorry."
Hikari put that shovel in the tub and got out another from under the sink. She completing the task of giving potatoes to every plate, and sat down. In mere seconds, Yuki, Vana, Kitty, and Hikari had eaten all of their potato-main-course. Vana began starting a chant while banging her fork and spoon on the table. "Des-sert! Des-sert!"
"Patience, young grasshopper, patience. Dessert comes when everyone is finished placing non-replacable fuel into their oral groove."
Vana pouted. "Oooooookay." She then proceeded in stealing everyone's potato to hurry the process.
Once the last little bean was finished with their meal, Kaze leaned over and whispered to Hikari. "DISTRACT EVERYONE AT ALL COSTS. I MUST SPEAK TO KURAMA AND HIEI ALONE."
Kurama, Yuki, Vana, Kayko, and Hiei looked over at Kaze. "...We heard you, you know."
Kaze's eyes began shifting. "Um... no you didn't..."
"...Yeah, we did."
"Well... um... uh... ...thank you?" (Thank you, Citi Bank commercials.)

Vana and Yuki got all sparkly eyed. "REALLY?! YOU MEAN IT?!!?!?!"
Kitty, Kurama, and Hiei, on the other hand (WOW! I HAVE TWO HANDS!), twitched. Kurama and Hiei got up and followed Kaze into the 'parlor.'
Hikari looked at the remaining... however many were remaining. "Uhm... well who's ready for DESSERT?!"
At this, Yusuke became re-among the living again and joined the others in screeching: "IIIIIII WAAAAAAAANNTTT DESSERT!"
Hikari grinned from... ear... to ear... yeah. "Wellllllllllll! Dessert tonight happens to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: The creamiest, most sweetest, bestest..."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh..."
"...Most greatest, most deliciousest, most cleanest, most lumpiest, most smoothest, most blue-est, most kindest, most freeziest, most angriest..."
".............................................What?"

"SHUT UP, URAMESHI!"

-Some odd adjectives later!-

"...Most hairiest, most baldest, most shiniest..."
Yusuke rolled his eyes. "Ok. We're done hearing you excersize your jaw. And your English skills. Now, before I have to blast you to the next dimension, tell me, friiiend, what is for dessert?"
Hikari sighed. "Ok. It's sweet snow."
Hiei burst into the dining room. "DID I HEAR SWEET SNOW?!?!?!"
"Yes, yes you didn't."
Yuki bit Hikari's good serving hand. "SHE LIIIIIESSS!!! SHE DID SAY SWEET SNOW!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT MY GOOD SERVING HAND!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can't serve the sweet snow!!!!!!!!"Hikari: Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Yuki: O.O HOW WILL WE GET SWEET SNOW NOW?!
Vana: ::has placed Yuki in a straightjacket:: ::pats Yuki's head:: Calm yourself, child. Calm yourself.
Yuki: HEY! I'M NOT CHILD! I'M-
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