Hikari: ::sighs:: Oh, the horrors of the world of Higher Education and the evil ways of Extra Homework... Alas, we poor pupils in vain struggle to keep up, but some are lost souls an-
Yuki: Shut. Up.
Midoshi: Did we give her sugar or something.
Vana: Um... ::shifty eyes:: No way! It wasn't me! I swear!
Disclaimerman: Hello. You have reached 1-800-555-OTFP.
Vana: OTFP.
Hikari: singing OOOOOOOOOOOOoonnnnnnnnn the firrsssssssstttttttt PAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kaze: ...Hey, isn't he dead?
Hiei: ::rolls eyes:: Hey, aren't you dead?
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Kaze ran in. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DISTRACT! NOT ATTRACT!"
Hikari stared blankly. She then began dancing. Everyone stared as she leaped on the table doing a weird Edward-inspired dance and singing: "DISTRACT! attract! DISTRACT! attract!"
"Um..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" THUD!!!!!! In a mere instant the worst thing that could possibly happen at this moment, happened.
"KYOKO! I CAN'T BREATHE! GET OFF!"
Kyoko got up. "Well I needed a landing spot!!"
"Why couldn't you have picked someone who DESERVED a squishing?! Like Urameshi, or Hiei?!!?!?!"
Hiei glared. Yusuke remained in a crumply and quite unconscious position on the floor. "Twinkle twinkle shiny ring.
you shall make me Middle Earth's king..." sang he, the O-Great-Unconscious one.
"Wait a minute... HOW'D YOU GET HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
Vinnie came out from the top cupboard. "I can explai- WHOAH! Um... sorry about that... anyways, so-"
Hikari, Kitty, Yuki, Vana, and Kyoko squealed. "OH MY GOSH! IT'S VINNIE!!!"
"...Like I was saying, Kyoko and I were being hypnotized by the evil cockroach from the desert. So we evaded him when Kyoko used her magical shiny mirror to make the cockroach look deep inside himself. He saw a lonely little boy that he had eaten last Tuesday and-"
Hikari's eyes widened. "AND HE BURST INTO TEARS AND APOLOGIZED FOR TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU AND STUFF YOU INTO TUNA CANS FILLED WITH THE STENCH OF- LOOK! IT'S MIDOSHI!"
"Actually, the stupid little bug laughe-"
Midoshi cut him off with a scream and ran. Hikari and Kitty chased him down with the help of Hikari's dog, Jack, and a rabid weasel by the name of Larry.
"RUN LOOSE, LARRY! RUN LOOSE AND DO MY BIDDING!"
Kitty could only reply to Hikari with, "Dude, chill, it was just a freakin weasel..."
Hikari cackled maniacally as Trumpy walked in carrying huge stacks of money. "Hey guys. Oh, and by the way..." He turned to Hikari. "You're fired then hired then given a raise." He continued into the abyssal safe of doom.
Vana looked on in wonder. "I've always wondered what was in that old safe..."
"NOTHING! THERE ARE IN NO WAY SNAKES TRAINED TO DO THE MACARENA! I SWEAR!"
Everyone looked at Hikari. "Um... how does this get us any closer to sweet snow?..."
"Good question, Yuki. Maybe we can get the baka to scoop it."
Kyoko and Kuwabara looked up. "You rang?" they answered in a unified manner.
"Don't they make the sweetest couple?"
Hikari, her crew, Larry the weasel, and the Tantei inched away from Kayko. Kyoko started twitching. "How... HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?!"
Kayko grinned. "Because I have a shiny pink ribbon!!!"
Kyoko stopped twitching and stared at Kayko. "Did you just say SHINY?!" Kyoko didn't wait for an answer. She immediately attacked Kayko. "GIVE ME THE SHINY!"
Kayko wrestled with Kyoko. "NEVER!!! GIVE ME BACK MY YUSUKE!!!!!!"
"I'm... I'm not even gonna ask. I am very scared." Vana then hid behind Kurama, who in turn pat Vana's head.
"I'm scared, too!!! AND! AND! AND!!" Yuki started sobbing into Hiei's shoulder. "I'M IN NEED OF SWEET SNOOOOOOOW!!!"
Patting Yuki's head, Hiei whispered. "I feel your pain."
Hikari inched away. "Um... I dunno whether to say: 'AWW!' or... scream... and run away..."
Vana latched onto Kurama. "MINE!"
"That's it... I'M SENDING THE RABID WEASEL ON YOUUUUUUUU!!!!" Hikari pointed at Midoshi. "RUN, LARRY! ATTACK THE BEAN ONCE MORE! PWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Midoshi began having a screaming, twitching, itching, burning, tickling, purple, watermelon, leiderhosen, hyperventilating fit on the floor as Larry chewed calmly on the sleeve of his shirt.
Hikari walked away in mid-laugh. Yay short attention spans. She grabbed a clipboard and a MAGIC GREEN SPARKLY PEN and walked over to the fridge. It had been chapters since she had watched the fridge for signs of life, so naturally Hikari had a lot of catching up to do.

Meanwhile!

KoEnma was still being blinded from chapter 1. After his sight returned, he ran towards the commotion of Vana and Yuki laughing to death (Yuki was also crying), Kurama and Hiei being weirded out, Kuwabara playing chess against Larry (oh the insanity.
I think Larry's winning!), Kyoko and Kayko wrestling, and Vinnie shaking his head and sighing as Midoshi is having a spaztastic fit on the floor as Larry chews his sleeves.Hikari: ::does a dance:
Crew: ::sighs:
Kyoko: WHEEEE I'M IN THIS ONE!
Vana: R&R Before we all explode. Please.