Hikari: Due to the lack of time
Yuki:interrupts: And effort!
Hikari:glare: Anyways, filler. They take up your life. I'm taking over the world.
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"Oh, Susannah! Oh don't you cry for meee! I'll be back from Loozing Anna with a foshie on my knnnnneeeeeeeee!" Seemingly done with her song, Hikari placed the banjo in a soup ladle and turned the a/c on high, immediately defrosting the room.

"WHEEEEEE!" Kitty bought a new set of 'Jim's Exploding Thumbtacks.' She planned to use them on Midoshi next.

Yuki came in with five toes on her left foot. She exited with three.

Kurama nanced in confusion. "How did my purple socks end up in Florida? Didn't Peter Rabbit know to use bleach on greens?"

Yume wittingly replied in song, "No my darling, No my darling, No my darling, Kurama-kun! They are lost and gone forever now Hikari's eating spoons!"

"Oh." Kurama began stealing forks. "I like shiny things. They make me feel fuzzy."

"You're ALWAYS fuzzy." Yume pointed at his tail. He went Yoko without knowing.

"Frito pie!" Hiei exclaimed in a fury. "Kuwabara has shaved the yellow coconut of its dandelion flavoring!"

"Perhaps you pick another tree for climbing; Sora's got the easter eggs." Hikari voiced through spoons.

Kaze stabbed a diabetic cow. "Moo," said the cow with its dying breath. Kaze responded. The response was pointless.

Raging animal rights mobs soon approached the door in yellow socks and blue hats. They screamed in protest at the death of the cow. "SAVE THE DIGITAL COWS!" They cried. Unfortunately, George Nelson and Kaze had already made them extinct. Gopher Lad was sad.

Kurama took a dive at their leader. "MY SOCKS!" He then proceeded in eating his handbag.

Yume began teaching squirrels to hunt for rabid weasels. The weasels stole the remainder of the toes on Yuki's foot, leaving her to melt in the Peruvian Vault of Mysterious Pies (Including the Pizza kind). She squealed for obvious reasons.

Hikari boobytrapped the mailbox so the pesky fishmen would explode upon impact with balogna.

"Hark! A white frog can turn water in fish!" Yusuke noted.

"Nay, good sir, but Riku can duck quickly in case of a grass fire," Hikari countered. "Kairi mayhap gets the raw potato ears?"

"Frou Frou! Frou Frou!" Kurama called.

"He seems to be looking for his pet, the last of the rectangles." Yume explained while combing the fur of a half-eaten rabbit. "Stupid chocolate, keeps getting stuck in the teeth. The Easter Creature should think before coming early with a furry chocolate."

Hikari nodded. "A furry chocolate indeed. Now where has the littlest goose gone? I'm very sure I placed a turkey in Kayko's locket..."

Kayko screamed in a nearby shop. No one noticed.

Kitty danced and sang to the beat of a different drum. "All of you are jealous of the pretty teapots I placed in the microwave!" She taunted. Hikari was truly jealous and nearly exploded.

Yusuke tackled Hikari. "No more shall you fly with the red-footed bears! Only the best livers can slowly drink chocolate socks!"

"SOCKS!" Kurama tackled Yusuke, squishing Hikari into the floor.

"Oi, my arteries! The chickens moo when the moon is ripe!"

"Hikari, don't you know that two hundred mangoes can dance the conga?" Yusuke inquired.

Hikari attempted and failed to push Kurama and Yusuke off of her. "My name is Kiwi, is my name!" She tried rolling. "This new land is made from Klyde's different soda drinks!"

Yusuke laughed. "Only boxes of dried tomatoes can fry Yume."

Yume hid in a cardboard box. "I fear the pasta."

Kitty laughed maniacally. "I rule the muffins!"

Kurama leaped into a ceiling fan, resulting in a slight twitching spasm. "I don't like the purple chickens! Only the socks of a different third!" Kurama leaped up into the fan again. "SOCKS!" He leeched onto a green fanblade.

Midoshi ran in, followed by Kitty, Kaze, Kyoko, Vinnie, Trumpy, and the rest of the crew, except Yuki, who was poking an atomic frito with her toeless left foot. "The new contracts explain the theory of nachos! Those resting bees may explode in a hiccup!" Midoshi fumed.

Yusuke barked like a waterbuffalo. "Mine!" He clung to Hikari.

Hikari's face turned purple. She was receiving no air. "The... fresh... noodles..." She gasped.

Yuki and Yume ate popcorn. They were thrilled. "Only the washed three quarts of sheep yesterday but the fried fences are trying to jump a pretty dress," Yume commented to Yuki.

"Soup," Yuki agreed. "Only finest frito salmons."

Hikari looked at Yusuke. "The trial of a lost penguin is frosty in length?"

"No, Kayko moved to Nebraska. Gladly I leaped." Yusuke told her. "Only now I find that I no longer have a pet goose."

"The goose! Its hair!"

Karasu blew up the half of the house that Midoshi and the rest of the crew were in, then magically restored it. The crew was missing, except the laughing Yuki and the sock-wearing Yume. "SOCKS!" Kurama glomped Yume, who giggled a storm in return. The storm died.

Yuki pounced on Hiei's head. Pleased with herself, she painted a mustache on the Mona Lisa and Hiei. Hiei screamed, "APOCALYPSE! ONLY YUKI MAY HAVE THE FITTING DIVERSION!"

"Rental trees may commit arson upon the doomed head of Walter McGee." Yusuke stood up and lifted Hikari to her feet.

"But the tricky shoes dial the ringing washers if credits roll!" Hikari speculated.

Yusuke kissed Hikari. Kuwabara walked in at the wrong moment. Just as he opened the door, all he sees is Yuki drying to stab random spectators with a spoon, Yume chewing on a staple, Hiei dancing the hula, Kurama hugging a lamp with socks on his head, and Yusuke kissing a purple and surprised Hikari. "I'm not even gonna ask." Kuwabara closed the front door and walked to his room.Yuki:OO

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Yume: O.O
Kurama/Hiei: O.O
Kuwabara: -.-
Kayko: GRR!
Yusuke:grinning:
Hikari: So I wanted something dramastical. Big whoop.
Yuki:punching the lights out of Hikari:
Kitty: o.o;; R&R Before Hikari explodes...
Kayko: LET ME HELP :starts swinging a metal pipe around: