I am soooooooooooooo sorry I haven't updated in a while! Don't kill me! And thank you for your beautiful reviews. They make me so happy! My computer was all jacked up, so I couldn't get online. Gomenasai! Here's what you've waited for so patiently!
oOoOoOoOo Literature class a few days later oOoOoOoO
"Class," Ms. Horton began. The whole class was chatting and she saw it would be no use. "SHUT THE HELL UP!" She yelled. "Now, we are doing role-playing today, so would you all find a partner and, I'm not finished!" she yelled as students began to move. "Now, I would like you all to find a partner. You will assume the role of your partner. Try to be as truthful as you can be." She smirked.
"Well Ookami, looks like we're partners." Keiko said with a sigh as everyone hurriedly got into partners.
"Fine. Lets get this over with" She sighed as she adopted a preppy voice. "I'm Keiko and I'm a preppy stuck up little bitch!" She smiled, satisfied with the look of disbelief on Keiko's face.
"Well, um, I'm Ookami and I, um, hate everybody. And I, uh, hate everybody."
"That was pathetic. Truly pathetic." The scuffle of brains between Keiko and Niteblaze surprisingly went on for sometime.
"Ya know Yusuke, your girlfriend has got to be the brightest crayon in the box. A real genius." Yuna laughed
"She's not my girlfriend anymore." Yusuke said, looking disgusted.
"Ahso, I got it. I'm Yusuke, and I'm an immature little prick who charges in without a plan, and has almost killed my team a number of times," Yuna smirked while messing with her long pigtails.
"Is that so? Well then, I'm Yuna, I'm an annoying little girl that always has to be right. I act friendly, but I don't really care about anyone. Plus I'm not as smart as I look." Yuna's eyes darkened as they narrowed. "Ha ha ha, you have the right to remain burned!"(I love That 70's Show!) Yusuke said with asmirk that was swiftly replaced by a large red fist mark. The whole class turned to look as he sank to the floor.
"Dude! She just decked Urameshi!"
"He's out cold"
"Nice one! Wait, I mean, you shouldn't do things like that..." Ms Horton was caught between congratulating the girl and yelling at her. But soon, the forest tune from LOZ started playing from Yuna's purse.
"I'll be right back," she said walking out the door.
"Hey splitzy, c'mon, we gotta keep workin'!" Zorrita yelled.
"Splitzy?" asked Kurama puzzled.
"Yep, cuz one half is a scared little boy who has no idea what to do with a woman and the other is a complete and utter pervert who doesn't care who he gets it on with as long as it looks attractive and has no diseases."
"Well that wasn't...er, actually you pretty much hit the nail on the head."
"I'll bet that's not the only head you want me to hit," she whispered. She sat back into her chair. "How would you like to come over to my house after school?"
"Psst! Z, you know we need to all meet at the house?" Yuna whispered, coming back into the room.
"Yah, I read your mind."
"Kay, did ya tell everyone else?"
"She did." said Niteblaze.
"She didn't tell me," said Kurama.
"Yes I did, I invited you to come to my house." Zorrita eyed Kurama. "Were you expecting some other reason?" she asked, mischief sparkling in her eyes.
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They arrived at a Victorian style mansion that looked at least two stories tall. It was surrounded by gardens.
"This is your house?" Yusuke yelled.
"Yup, mine." Zorrita said happily.Which earned her a withering glare from Niteblaze. "But, um, these guys live here too."
"I feel so loved." Yuna said, rolling her eyes.
"So you guys are the only ones who live here?" Kurama asked.
"At the moment, with the exception of the fre-aks." Yuna said, putting emphasis on the last word.
"Who are the-" Kuwabara began, but was cut off by a yell.
"DI I I I IEEEEEEE!" a boy yelled as a shower of rocks hit all the spirit detectives.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Yuna yelled in a sing-sing voice. "Oh, the freaks are mine and Niteblaze's younger siblings." She added in a normal tone.
"Rar!" a young blondeboy of 6 or 7 yelled, charging out of the house. He was dressed like a ninja and had his sword drawn.
"Come back here so I can kill you!" another boy, this one a bit older, hollered from the door. He was dressed as a samurai.
"Never!" The younger boy yelled. The two began to fight, one on each side of Hiei. He only got annoyed.
"These two are mine" Yuna said happily, putting one of her hands on each of their heads and steering them away from the hybrid whose eyebrow had begun to twitch.
"Sis!" a little girl in pigtails yelled, "They were in your room!"
"Tha's it! Ah quit! No mas! Sen' me bach to Amarika!" an old Mexican woman was at the door with her bags.
"Nooooo!" the female detectives ran over to the nanny.
"Please Señora Gonzáles, wait!"
"We need you!"
"With out you, we'll fail school!"
"So wha! My psychiatrist says 'tis bad for me to work in dis enviroment!"
"What if we double your pay?"
"Give you weekends and holidays?"
"Double time when we keep you late or call you early?"
The old woman eyed the three girls. "Ahright, "she said, grinning, "but just for you. And when theses chicos stay the night, you wash your own bedding."
"Maria!" Yuna yelled.
"Shut up stupid!" hissed Niteblaze.
"It's a deal, "Zorrita said smiling.
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I dun't know bout you guyz, but I love this so far. And that is seriously what me lil' bros are like. Review, por favor! But no flames! T-T
