Hallo! I know it's been quite the while since I've updated but somebody had the story and lost it! You know what? It's about time this got updated. I've been drowning for like a year almost. It's like October (in real life)and I've been drowning since Christmas? Ahem. Oh yes, please excuse the increasing amounts of OOC-ness. Thanks!
Disclaimer
Niteblaze: We own nothing! And I would like to point out Yuna has only been drowning for months, not a year.
Since it's been awhile,
LAST TIME ON THE CASE OF PROFESSOR CARNAGE! (hehe i've always wanted to say that.)Yuna was drowning (for like a year!) and everyone, except Yuna and Yusuke, was fighting a mysterious vampire from Niteblaze's past. dun dun DUN!
Okey-dokey let's get this show on the road!
On a dock away from the fight
Yusuke had dove into the freezing water and rescued Yuna (Ain't he the little hero?) and gotten them both onto a dock. He was panting from effort and she appeared not to be breathing.
"Yuna!" Yusuke spoke as he looked at her. "Yuna c'mon, wake up." He said softly, rolling her over into his lap. He tried using CPR. When she didn't respond, he tried what he thought was lightly slapping her in the face.
"Uuuuhhhh... stop it!" She finally groaned, swiping her hand at him. Her nails scratched his hand and drew blood. His hand began to freeze.
"AAAHHH! NOT COOL! NOT COOOOL!" Yusuke yelled jumping up and down shaking his hand.
"Yes it is you moron." She said with her hands on her head. She sat up. "It's ice." She sighed. "Come here, I'll fix it."
"Nuh-uh! You'll just make it worse."
"No I won't. Now stop acting like a child." She said through gritted teeth while standing up. She gasped and nearly fell over. "Get away from me." She growled when Yusuke moved to steady her. He scowled and held his hand. She stood up and in just a few strides she had his hand in hers and him against a light pole.
"Ummmmm... Yuna? This is, well...ummmm."
"Do you want me to fix your hand? Or do you like it like that?" She asked bitingly.
"No, it's just-"
"Oh shut up!"
"Fine! Jeez! So, what do you hafta do to fix my hand?"
"I…um, I have to…er…"
"What? What do you hafta do dammit!" (O dios mio, el es muy impaciente)
"Relax, I have to, oh god, I have to kiss your hand." She said with a pink tinge on her cheeks.
"What?"
"It's in my blood. When I inflict a wound, the only way to heal it is by an act of love. It's helpful, because none of my enemies can ever fully recover from any damage they receive from me."
"Couldn't they just have somebody kiss 'em?"
"It doesn't work like that. Only the person who caused the damage can repair it. You get it?"
"Yah, I guess. Kinda weird though, ain't it?"
"Yes, but it was a way to, oh never mind!"
"What's wrong now!"
"Nothing, you're just, so…"
"So what?"
"So… I don't know, impossible! What is wrong with you!"
"Me? What's wrong with me? What 'bout you!"
"Just be quiet okay!"
"I don't see why you're so mad. I did just save your life." Her eyes snapped up to his.
"And I thank you for that. I'm just not very fond of drowning, okay?"
"Are you sayin anyone is?"
"Well, of course not, it's just that..." Yuna trailed off, dropping her hands and her gaze and turning away from him.
"What? Just what?" Yusuke asked, moving closer to her.
"It's-no, never mind."
"I want to know dammit!" He yelled, turning her to face him, but she kept her eyes down.
"You wouldn't understand." She said in a dangerously quiet voice.
"Try me."
"I don't feel like it right now."
"Now who's actin like a child?"
"Yusuke, I swear to you, if you don't shut up-" Yuna said, voice filled with emotion. Her eyes reflected the unfinished threat.
"Okay, okay, touchy subject! I get it. Will you tell me about it later?" He asked hopefully. This was the first time he'd ever given thought to her past.
"Maybe. But don't get your hopes up. I'm not making any promises." She said sullenly, crossing her arms.
"Well. Are ya gonna fix my hand or what? Cuz it's really cold." Yusuke said, waving the frozen appendage.
"Oh, yah, sorry." She spoke softly, taking his hand in hers and raising it to her face. As her lips pressed gently against his skin, he shivered and felt warmth course through his body. He wasn't entirely sure the shiver was caused by the cold leaving his body.
"So that's all I get fer savin ya?" he asked, flexing his defrosted digits.
"No that's not all." She looked up at him, smiled, and kissed him on the lips this time. "Try sticking to CPR next time." She sighed as she walked off towards the direction of the all but forgotten fight, giggling and muttering something about dumb boys. Yusuke simply remained standing there for a bit, surprised and very confused.
Back at the fight
"Zorrita watch out!" Kurama yelled knocking back an energy attack.
"Thanks." She said jumping beside him.
"I groo bored of yoo." Akira yawned and jumped on a pole, "Blood Baath!" He yelled with his hands out in front of him.
"Shit. Everyone down!" Niteblaze yelled jumping in front of her friends. She brought her arms to her chest and then extended them out. A black wall spread forth her body until it completely surrounded her and her friends. The vampire's attack went around them. As soon as the wall was down a cold wind picked up and it just kept getting colder.
"What in the hell-"
"Raging winds!" cried a female voice.
"Ice wake!" Yuna yelled. A huge icy blue tornado appeared after the two voices called their attacks. It went right over the shield and straight into Akira. When it completely surrounded him, he disappeared. The group looked over to Yuna, who was smiling weakly and receiving a high-five from a tall, tan woman. She had thick black hair up in a bun, and smiling dark emerald eyes. She wore a white dress with feathers on the collar and sleeves. Zorrita and Nightblaze smiled.
"Long time no see!" Zorrita yelled running over and giving her a hug.
"You always have had perfect timing." Niteblaze commented.
"It's the holidays! I figured I should come see you all." The woman spoke. "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?"
"Oh! Der!" Yuna said, bringing her hand to her forehead. She began pointing to the boys. "That's Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, and that idiot," She said emphatically, pointing to Yusuke, "Is Yusuke, who thinks a good way to wake someone up is by slapping them in the face."
"I said I was sorry!" He yelled.
"No you didn't."
"I shouldn't have to!"
"Oh and guys, this is our good friend Alucita." Yuna spoke, ignoring Yusuke's last statement. Before mentioned woman bowed her head and beamed at them all. (Yah, I'm gonna explain all about how we met her next chap, because otherwise this chap would be like super long, okies?)
"You think you can just ignore me like that?" Yusuke yelled. Yuna turned to him slowly.
"If you insist on yelling like that, the next thing to get frozen won't be able to heal so nicely." Yuna said coldly.
"Yah, let's not have them ride home in the same car." Zorrita spoke, stepping between the two, who were now glaring at each other.
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Yay, like cheese! I updated, and guess what, like cheese! There's another chap well on the way, like cheese! So a new character has appeared, with another yet to come, like cheese. I mean, nothing, like cheese. And I have a question, like cheese. What do you do if you find out that a guy you know likes you, and tells you so by trying to kiss you, like cheese? Cuz that's what happened to me at the dance last night, like cheese! So, help me out with that if you can, like cheese?
5 cool points if you under stood no less than none of what I just said, like cheese! And 500 if you know why I keep saying like cheese, like cheese. 10 if you will help me in my campaign to take over the world with cheese. I need your title and occupation (General plotter, moo-moo charmer, strategist, etc) I will count and see who gets the most cool points, like cheese!
See you all later, like cheese!
