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"Grr." Piper said sullenly as she looked in the mirror. "Now, I can't wear that green top." Piper continued to examine her self as Leo bumped her out of the way with his towel clad hip.

"Why not?" he asked, pulling the toothpaste from the medicine cabinet. He knew exactly what top she was talking about. He knew more about her clothes than she did. Because he had to listen when she talked.

Piper continued inspecting the hickey between her breasts sadly. "I didn't even think about it last night…" she trailed off.

Leo laughed. "Aww, babe, they're just territorial marks." She left the bathroom, muttering, making him laugh again. "Forgive me if I love you." He paused. "Wear the caramel scoop neck tank." He suggested as she swung her robe over her shoulders.

"With what bottom?"

"Yours." She gave him a look. "Okay…The green capris."

Piper pulled the two items out of the closet. "You think?" Leo mumbled around his toothbrush. "Spit." She commanded.

He did as he was told. "Well, I think it would good, especially if you wore those caramel colored pumps—"

"I lost 'em." Piper admitted. Leo sighed and crossed to the closet, passing her on her way back to the bathroom. He threw the shoes on the bed at the same time she sat his shaving cream on the sink, having already put the toothpaste and his toothbrush away. The crossed the room again and he mindlessly picked up the shaving cream and got his razor as she unquestioningly looked at the shoes. "I think it'll work. Unless your mother thinks it's too slutty."

"Nah, it's classy, elegant, sexy as hell." He paused, making a slow stroke with the razor as she put her bra on. "Now, my brother Sam is the one you'll have to worry about. Boy, what he wouldn't give to get his hands on a special broad like you." He finished shaving. "Besides, if she thinks it's slutty, she'll just cover you up with a sweater."

A pillow collided with his head. They crossed the room again as she put his razor and shaving cream away and he threw her jacket across the bed, along with his jeans. They crisscrossed the room yet again and she pulled her clothes on as he picked up her hairbrush. Piper pulled her clothes on and they made their way to the center of the room where he ran the hairbrush through her hair. Finally, the couple was ready.

Leo picked up his sunglass and slid them on, sticking Piper's in her bag. He picked up their luggage and waddled down to the car. She was locking up. By the time she dashed out to the SUV it was idling on the curb and he'd popped in one of her mix CDs. He sort of worried about her when it came to that. She was a bit obsessed with it. And she had to label them all with the right songs. They had almost a whole bookcase full of them. But that was because she had just about every song under the sun. He didn't even know that many songs. But the song that came wafting out of the speaker, he loved.

"Oh, this song is kickass!" he exclaimed, cranking up Trapt's "Headstrong".

Piper grinned at him. Then her smile deflated. "I just remembered, we're going to your mom's."

Leo laughed as he eased the car into traffic. "She's not that bad, Pippy!"'

Piper grumbled meanly. "Yeah, yeah, just drive to the airport."

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Piper gripped Leo's arm so hard he winced. "Could you ease up a little, babe?" he asked softly as the cab pulled up in front of his parent's house. Piper ignored him as she anxiously peered out the window of the cab. The car eased to a stop and Leo climbed out. His mother in jeans and a tee screamed. "Oh my God!" she shouted. She ran towards her son as fast as her legs would carry her. Piper climbed out form behind him. "Oh."

And so it begins.

AN: Sorry this is so short, I'm, tired as hell and I just wanted to get something on this up! Thank you please review!