A/N: The long awaited new chapt... oh yeah, this has one very minor reference to possible drugs... you may or may not pick it up, i doubt it... one more thing! Keep those reviews coming! That's an order! lol
Jack, ironically, was doing some rummaging through the storage rooms and the lockers. Punishment for… he couldn't remember what for actually. Probably something he deserved. Now he was cleaning, yuck.
Believe it or not, but it was kind of interesting what you could find in these rooms. Let's see… Jack took up his inventory list of useful stuff he'd found that really shouldn't be there. So far he'd come up with a nice list of stuff.
1. Four perfectly good hockey sticks.
2. Two nice pairs of ice hockey skates.
3. Two more pairs of figure skating skates. (Probably for whoever didn't have hockey skates)
4. A beach ball – a HUGE one once inflated.
5. Golf clubs….hehe
6. A bathing suit – ew.
7. Eight grade textbooks?
That one had him puzzled, but he continued reading his list.
8. A full dinette set. Oh?
9. One of General Hammond's books.
10. A baseball bat.
11. Squirt guns. Fun!
12. Some hockey pucks and balls.
13. A car tire…
The colonel wasn't even going to ask about the car tire. Jack smiled wryly at his list, he probably should add boxes and dust. Not to mention a couple of old glasses and some rounds of ammo that shouldn't have been there. Nothing quite so outlandish… yet.
Then Jack O'Neill struck gold.
At the very bottom, hidden under some rocks, the textbooks, the beach ball, lots of paper, and what-have-you, there was a picture.
Oh Good God! It was too good to pass up; someone was not going to be very happy when he found this on the base internet. Still holding the picture, he keeled over laughing.
When his hand hit the ground, another picture came flying out. Intrigued, Jack looked at it. It wasn't as good as the other, but great just the same. The colonel didn't think anyone was ever going to assign him this duty ever again after this.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The next morning, Sam was eating breakfast in her lab, surfing the web a little, and checking her email. She found one addressed to her from Colonel O'Neill. It was labeled: Look what I found on Cleaning Duty!
Sam was scared, but she opened it. It was noted that there was an attachment to it, a picture or something, but she didn't except what it was.
The major looked away to flick off a piece of bagel from her shirt before she looked back at the laptop. When she did, she choked violently on her food. While her eyes were tearing, she read the caption to the picture.
Guess who this is!
Not too much later, Daniel was also checking his email and sipping on his nice, hot coffee. He opened some of his email, but hadn't found the one Sam got. Yet.
Oh no… they still want me to reappear on the face of the Earth. Well no thanks, I like falling off the planet every so often, he thought happily. Then the computer happily beeped, alerting him of some other email.
From: Colonel O'Neill.
Oh jeez, what does he want? Help to a crossword puzzle or something? Daniel rolled his eyes as he opened it. Seconds later, coffee went flying.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They all met in the Debriefing Room like usual. Poor Daniel noticed everyone stealing glances at him. Sam and Jack could barely hold in a giggle. How many people had Jack sent it too?
Hammond walked in minutes later, relieving Daniel of the pain and he focused on the next mission. At one point while Hammond was talking, Jack burst out laughing. His CO glared at him.
"What do you find so funny colonel?"
He just pointed at the projection on the wall. Hammond looked and went white then chuckled a bit. They all looked up. Daniel balked and turned a deep red. The others laughed so hard they doubled over. Even Teal'c was biting his lip.
There it was, that picture.
It was a picture of a young Daniel Jackson in a small, bright pink, girl's bathing suit with polka-dots and a duck flip-flops. The second picture was of a Daniel from the 60s-70s, looking rather "out of it," having really long hair,and in all hippy stuff, and not the stuff from their little trip to '69.
Not to mention, the huge glasses topped it all off. He was never to live this down. Ever.
Well, that explained the bathing suit Jack found…
