A/N: I know this chap is short. This is ment to be funny so enjoy and have a good laugh.

Matched Chapter Five Questions and a Sinister Plan


The morning after the birthday party Robin and Starfire had still hadn't returned from their 'date'. This (of course) led the other titans to ask questions of their friends' whereabouts. To discuss this more recent turn of events Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg had met in the common room after a breakfast consisting of Bacon and eggs, rice, orange juice and herbal tea.

"Dude, where are they? Where could they be?" Beast Boy asked, not really asking anyone in particular, as he paced in front of the television. He continued: "I mean I've heard of people staying out late out on dates, but this is just ...Not like Robin and Star."

"I know! I mean what are they doing!" Cyborg added.

"Well all I'm going to say is they had better get back soon." Raven
stated, saying what she wanted to say, then proceeding to stare out the window out at the city.

"Yeah." Cyborg said, after a pause he continued: "This just isn't like them, I mean they could be in trouble. If they don't return by sundown tonight I say we go after them."

"Agreed." Beast Boy commented, then noticing the blank expression on Raven's he added: "Rae?"

"Yes..." Raven answered, annoyed at his interruption of her thoughts.

"Why are they not here?" He asked.

"I don't know." Raven answered blankly. Cyborg was the next to talk:

"Do you think... I don't know, like are they in trouble?"

There was a moment of silence, as none of the teens knew what to do, Beast Boy suddenly broke out in a fit of laughter. Raven and Cyborg just stared at him. When he finally calmed down enough to talk, he explained:

"Sorry...I just had a thought! How 'bout if they eloped...!" Beast Boy burst into another fit of laughter. Raven simply glared at him, enoyed at the joke. Cyborg's reaction was a bit more umm... Energetic:

"Eloped! Ha! Robin and Star! What a joke! That was your best joke this year!" Cyborg exclaimed, fighting off fights of laughter. Raven decided to play along:

"Well actually, for Robin and Starfire, eloping is quite within the realm of possibility." She pointed out. Cyborg froze at Raven's statement.

"Still missing overnight without an explanation, not something Robin would do." He commented.

"Yeah, but dude when people elope they usually don't tell people, they like to keep it secret, like in Star Wars." Beast Boy added

"I guess so..." Cyborg trailed off, shrugging.

"Well let's not jump to conclusions now. They probably didn't elope. That would just be weird. For the meantime I agree with Cyborg, if they don't return by sundown, we go look for them."

After much discussion this plan was agreed upon. So it was settled, they would look for the missing titans, if they didn't return by sunset.


Meanwhile At Slade's Hideout...

Blackfire bowed before Slade's throne preparing to tell him of her success with her latest task. Unlike Robin and Terra, Blackfire had been a very eager apprentice, willing to do whatever Slade commanded, without question.

"Master, the satellite up-link is ready, now we can survey Titans Tower."

"Good, open the link. I want to see what they are doing." Slade commanded. Blackfire got off her knees and flew over to the computer. She typed in a code.

Within a few seconds a view of the common room in Titans Tower came up on the screen. For a half an hour, or so, they watched Cyborg and Beast Boy argue about what to have for breakfast. The next half an hour was of the titans making breakfast, then eating it.

Slade and Blackfire were getting bored when they saw Raven call a meeting. Slade and his apprentice delighted in seeing the titans' talk about their different theories of where Robin and Starfire had gone. As Raven, Cyborg and Best Boy were the 'eloping' theory Slade had a brilliant idea.

"Blackfire, write this down, try to disguise it as your sister's handwriting..."

Blackfire pulled a piece of paper, and a pen out of her utility belt Slade dictated to her what to write. Blackfire took a long time trying to form the earth letters as Starfire wrote them. After they were done it looked like this:

Dear Friends,
We are sorry we didn't get the news to you sooner, Robin and I
have, as Robin called it say it eloped. We both miss you all
very much.
We don't know when we shall return. Robin said to write that he
says hi.

Your Friend
-Starfire

"Yes Blackfire, that will do nicely. Now go to the bicycle messenger's office and send it to the tower. Tell them that it must get there before sundown." Slade said approvingly.

Blackfire took the letter and entered the shadows, walking in the direction of the door.

Slade's thought:

'Yes this will do nicely. Raven, Cyborg and Beast Boy will never know the difference, and now that Robin and Starfire are my captives, the Teen Titans will be weakened and at last I shall be unstoppable'


A/N: Yeah I know this wasn't the longest chapter ever. I'm going on vacation in a week and I won't be back till August 31st so I won't be able to update very soon, but when I get back I want my inbox to be full of reviews, so review.