Whites Day Mayhem

Chapter 1

"Today's Whites Day Eve! Wake up Dai-chan!"

((I swear, Emiko wakes us up for the strangest reasons…))

(That's Kaa-chan for you.)

((I suppose I should get used to it by now…but still...I'll never get over that morning when she woke us up for what was it? Good Friday and Good Friday Eve…or Palm Sunday or All Saints Day or Victoria Day, do we even celebrate Victoria Day here?))

(I admit that those were kinda strange but oh well…)

((You getting creepy boy anything?))

(Yea…)

((More last minute shopping?))

(Yea…are you getting Krad anything?)

((But of course.))

(What?)

((Have I ever told you what I was getting him?))

(No.)

((I'm not going to start now.))

(Hidoi!)

((I still think you should just stick with the give him a kid idea…two words: Bang Bang...))

(That's sick Dark, just sick…)

The thief shrugged, ((It was just a suggestion.))


/Whites Day is tomorrow Satoshi-sama./

#I know.#

/Well…/

#Well what?#

Krad raised a brow and nodded his head trying to get the blue haired boy to follow along.../Niwa…/

#Oh…what about him?#

The blonde continued his gesture.../Presents…/

#Oh shit! I forgot!#

/I thought so…/

#What are you getting Dark?#

/That'd be confidential./

#…I'm probably underage…#

/That'd be another reason why I can't tell you./

#Ass…#

/Brat…/


((So what'cha going to get him?))

(No idea, I can't really paint him another present now can him?)

((Chicken.))

(What?)

((Paint him chicken.))

(Huh?)

((Or you could make him chicken for dinner…))

(Why chicken?)

((Chicken butt!))

The thief fell down in his mind laughing, (…Dark?)

((Yea?))

(What are you taking?)

((Huh?))

(Are you on drugs?)

((Are you?))

(No.)

((If you're not than I'm not either.))

(If you say so…)

((That's right! If I say so! I'm so damn special!))

(Whatever you say…)

((That's right! …))


/So…/

#What?#

/Aren't you getting out of the house?./

#Why?#

/To get Niwa a present…/

#Oh yea…#

Krad snorted/You're pathetic…/

#Shut up!#

The blonde stopped talking and Satoshi huffed and sat down in his chair/So, why are you still sitting here?./

#What are you talking about?#

His curse smacked his forehead in annoyance/Aren't you getting your precious wing master anything at all?./

#I will!#

/What are you getting him?./

#I don't know! Stop asking me!#

/If I stop asking you for five minutes you'd forget!./

#As if!#

/Very well then Satoshi-sama, what erre we debating about?./

#…I don't know…#

Krad sighed/What a twit…/


((Wait…since you gave creepy boy something on Valentines day, shouldn't he give you something today and you give nothing to him?))

(Why?)

((Because you're the feminine half of the relationship.))

(I am not! I'm a guy!)

((You're a guy in body but not at heart, trust me, when you two get married, you'll be wearing frilly aprons and baking cookies for the kids.))

(I would not!) Then he blushed, (I doubt we'd get married…and we wouldn't be able to have kids…)

((You can adopt one, or give him one…))

(We're not getting married!)

((I wouldn't doubt it, I mean, you saw him yesterday but you're already feeling like shit from being deprived of creepy boys…not married my foot…))

(We're too young!)

((Fine then, even if you two don't get married, me and Krad will.))

Daisuke blushed, (You're us!)

((Yea! So you'll be indirectly married!))

(You're supposed to be enemies!)

((Huh? Lies, whoever said that oughta be sued.))

(But you and Krad said that…)

Dark blinked, ((Oh…well if we said that we can change it right?))

(If you say-) The redhead stopped mid-sentence, he wasn't going to go through that again…

((We really oughta be shopping now…))

(Yea…)

((Well?))

(Later…)


Nya

It's almost Whites Day! This is the sequel to Valentines Day Mayhem! XD Enjoy! How will this one end up o.O