Whites Day Mayhem
Chapter 2:
Daisuke sighed as he walked down the street, only a single thought clouded his mind, (What am I going to get him?)
((A kid!))
(I'm not a girl!)
((You are at heart and that's all that counts! Just bear his child!))
(I'm not a frickin girl!)
((You could be, haven't you ever heard about sex change?))
(What are you trying to hint at!.?)
((…that you change into a girl and bear his child?))
(I'm not about to change my gender!)
((It was just a suggestion…))
(Shut up Dark! Why I oughta…)
Dark grinned, ((Oh feisty now are we? Save it for bed, with creepy boy, I'm sure you'll both enjoy it, just make sure you leave some time for me and Krad.))
The redhead's anger turned into embarrassment, (How can you turn everything perverted?)
((It's a gift.))
(It turned out quite poorly.)
((In your eyes…))
There was a moment of silence between the two, (Argh! What the hell and I going to give him? And don't you dare mention the word kids to me!)
Dark blinked, ((…how about children?))
Daisuke sighed, (No.)
((Well if you oppose to the idea of kids…there goes my ideas…))
(And what were your ideas?)
((Kids, kids, and more kids.))
(If you want a kid that much why not give one to Krad?)
Dark's eyes widened at the thought, ((You think he'll want to?))
Daisuke smacked his forehead, just then they saw very familiar people heading towards them, "Niwa-kun!"
"Harada-san! What are you two doing here?"
Riku sighed, "We're window shopping…again, Risa's absolutely obsessed over the fact that she thinks that Dark was busy or forgot where we live."
((They make me sound retarded…))
The redhead gave a little smile, (Who knows? Maybe you are…)
((That's mean, real mean.))
(I'm not the one who thinks of nothing but giving kids to guys.)
((What? It'd be a nice gift.))
Daisuke sighed, Riku blinked, "Niwa-kun…are you alright?"
"Aa…just a little frustrated that's all."
"Hm?"
"It's nothing! I'll see you around!"
"Okay, bye…"
(What are you getting Krad?)
((I suppose I can give you a little hint, it involves the use of every single body part, and I mean every single part.))
The redhead ended up heading home empty handed and bright red.
Krad groaned/Satoshi-sama, you've been sitting around all day! All the stores are going to be closed by now/
Satoshi blinked, #Huh?#
/You were going to get Niwa a present for Whites Day.../
#Oh shit! I forgot!#
/Yes, I noticed./
#Why didn't you remind me?#
Krad's eyes widened/Me? I was reminding you every other minute and everything I did, I received a "shut up!" and an "I know!" or maybe an "I will later!" And now you tell me that you forgot?./
The blue haired boy winced, Krad was pissed, way beyond pissed, #Say…why are you so eager to go shopping?#
The blond shrugged/I just wanted to go check out this one store…/
#Huh?#
/It's nothing that would concern you…/
#That doesn't sound very promising…#
/No, I should think not./
#So what's the store?#
/You're not allowed in it…/
Satoshi's eyes grew wide, a blush began to spread to his cheeks, #Nevermind…I don't want to know…#
/No, I doubt you would…/
"Dai-chan! Wake up! It's Whites Day! And you're going to be late for school!"
The redhead got up mumbling about how they should have the day off. ((What do you think creepy boy got you?))
(I don't know.)
((Well that's a great answer…))
(What do you think Krad got you?)
((What would sex on legs give someone?))
(I don't want to know…)
((You want a clue? There are three letters, and there's an x in it…actually, three of them…))
Daisuke blushed and ran out the door without eating breakfast.
That day, Hiwatari Satoshi did not show up for school…again. ((What a skipper.))
(He probably has a good reason…)
((Maybe he just doesn't like the holidays when people give each other gifts…))
(Maybe…it's probably a good reason though…)
/Satoshi-sama.../
#Nnnn?#
/You're missing school right now./
#Five more minutes…#
/That's what you said five minutes ago./
#Shut up…let me sleep…#
Krad silently wondered how he ended up with a sloth for a tamer instead of a human.
That night, Dark flew to the Hiwatari household just like he had on Valentines Day. (Hold it.)
Dark stopped and blinked, ((What now?))
(Me and Satoshi-kun get to exchange presents first.)
((What? Why?))
(Because the last time you and Krad exchanged presents it was way past my curfew. Not to mention Valentines Day was over.)
((Pfft, stingy.))
(Well?)
((Fine be that way.))
With a snort, the thief changed back to the redhead in midair, "Wha?"
Daisuke looked down and fell with a "HOLY SHIT"
He ended up landing on top of Satoshi on the couch, ((Don't I just have the absolutely best aim?))
(I hate you, I hate you, I hate you…)
((You just keep saying that, you know you enjoy this.))
Satoshi looked at the redhead in his lap, "Daisuke…"
Daisuke gave a little nervous laugh, "Hi Satoshi-kun...care for a kid?"
Nya
Woots, another chapter XD Will Satoshi accept? o.O
Lord Scribbles- First reviewer! XD Yes! This is the truth behind Satoshi, for a kid who past university, I doubt he'd remember his address if it weren't for Krad XP Dark must love kids, who knows, maybe he and Krad will...-looks away-
Lil Empress of the Heartless- I can imagine Dark and Krad's kid/s! XD They're either a combination of both of them, just think...miniature Darks and Krads running around XD Who knows? Maybe they'll have the looks of one and the personality of another XP
Mujyakina-Hitokoroshiya- Yay! It's promising! Glad you found it interesting XD Yes! Satoshi's got short-term memory:P He's always a little on the dopey side :3
M36NU7- Dark's other job, his self-employed job is to embarrass Dai-chan XD He's got plenty of experience so was put to work right away :P Half the things he says is a bit too mature for Daisuke's ears XP
Hakudoshi-chan- Yup! It's on March 14th! Tomorrow! Here anyways...Happy Whiyes Day Eve! XD I'll have to say this again tomorrow only without the Eve :P
Mysterious Kaitou- Oh no, knowing me, you can never tell how it's going to end up. Yea! XD Go Dark and Krad! Get married! I can imagine them :P It's definately drool-worthy XD
