Whites Day Mayhem

Chapter 3:

Satoshi blinked, "What?"

"Errr…"

((So you do listen to me!))

(Shut up!)

The two of them stayed silent for a minute, Satoshi cocked his head, "Niwa…"

/It's Whites Day…/

#Oh yea…#

Satoshi grabbed a little box from the side of the couch, "Here, Happy Whites Day."

(What the…)

((Did he just forget about you asking him about kids?))

"Thank you…" Daisuke unwrapped the package, he gawked, it was a new set of paintbrushes made with very expensive material. "Wow…"

/So you did get him something…/

#No shit…#

/But you just sat around all day.../

Satoshi shrugged, #You just didn't notice.#

/You know the Niwa boy kind of…ask you if you…errr…if you wanted a kid…/

Blue eyes blinked, #…what?#

Krad winced and plugged his ears/Don't yell! I'm just telling you what you forgot!./

Satoshi's eyes widened, "…Daisuke…you want a child!.?"

Daisuke blushed, "…so how about it?"

The blue haired boy just gawked as the redhead morphed into the thief, he felt the blonde coming out. Dark smirked, "So how about it? You wanna kid Kraddy-kins?"

"Too much trouble. Raising one that is, all the crying and fussing and whining." The blonde went on and on about why he didn't want kids.

"So you want one?"

"…" Then he shrugged, "Not really, I mean, if you want one that much then sure, why not."

#No! Absolutely not!#

Krad raised a brow, "On second thought, I don't think so…I mean…our tamers are still in school and all…"

Dark pouted, "Aww…I thought a kid would liven the whole thing."

The blonde's mouth twitched in amusement, "You know Dark…taking a child requires a lot of responsibilities…"

At the word responsibilities, Dark frowned, "What kind of responsibilities?"

Krad gave him a lazy look, "Oh you know, the usual, cleaning up after the kid, getting the kid food on time, waking him up, entertaining the child, playing with the child, reading to the child, having to share part of your dinner with the child, put up with endless whining, buying him things, having to be flexible, finding time to play with him, giving in to their will, cooking for them, washing them, feeding them, doing anything they want, redoing things if it's not to their liking, watch them grow up, watch them rebel, watch them go against your will just for the heck of it, them and their friends trashing the place, having no privacy whatsoever, putting up with stupid comments, watching them leave, and since we don't really die, we get to watch them die…did I miss anything?"

#Holy crap…#

/Yes Satoshi-sama, that's what comes with kids./

#I won't be having kids any time soon, hell I'm not getting a kid, ever.#

/Good choice Satoshi-sama, I'm surprised we kept the conversation up past two sentences./

#Shut up you…#

Dark's jaw hung open, gawking in horror, his eye twitched just ever so slightly, "A…"

(Whoa…)

((…))

(That was just about the smartest idea you ever had, kids…)

((…))

(I'm never listening to you again. Hell, I'd be surprised if you didn't end up with a fear of children after all that…)

((…))

The blonde blinked, "Dark?"

The thief continued gaping, Krad waved a hand in front of his face, "Krad…"

"Yes?" He smirked, "Do you still want a kid? Because even after hearing all that, and you still want one then I don't see why not…"

Dark's eye twitched, "If I ever mention the idea of kids again, kill me."

"That's fine by me." Golden eyes narrowed seductively, "Now that that's out of the way…" He pushed the thief off his lap and crawled on top of him, purring, "Today's Whites Day, remember?"

The twitch disappeared, Dark returned the grin, "Of course dear, how can I forget."

"Actually," Krad blinked, "if you were like Satoshi-sama, you'd forget every other minute…"

Dark raised a brow, "Didn't he pass university?"

The blonde nodded, his smirk came back, "But that's not the point, the point is…" He whispered into the thief's ear, "Presents."

The thief shivered, getting excited, "But of course, I wouldn't have it any other way."

He flipped them around so that he was on top, he pinned the blonde down, "Happy White Day Krad."

"Present?"

Dark snorted, "Is that all you can think about?"

"Don't tell me you forgot…"

"Like I could, I actually got you chocolate but it somehow felt…incomplete…"

Krad frowned, "I'll say."

"Don't be so picky."

"Bu-"

The blonde's words were cut off by a very demanding kiss, when they finally broke the kiss, they were both out of breath and both of their tamers were looking away in embarrassment. Dark grinned, "How's this for a complete package?"

"I think it's missing something…"

"You're right…and do you know what we're missing?"

Krad blinked, "A bed?"

"You can be so stupid sometimes, it's cute." Dark's grin broadened as the hunter huffed. "What's missing is…whipping cream, strawberries, maybe some ice cream and rope."

The blonde's eyes grew wide with excitement, "This is going to be…interesting."

"Oh it's going to be beyond exciting."

"Sounds promising."

"Oh it's promising alright, just you wait Kraddy-kins, I'm making you mine."

#...I thought you were his…#

/Satoshi-sama/

#Yea?#

/Shut up./

Then all night long, screams, moans, groans and various other "noises" could be heard.


The next morning Dark woke up on a very naked Krad, "Hey Krad, rise and shine."

"Nnn…"

"Come on Krad, you're still tied up."

"Five more minutes…"

"Come on Krad." Dark smirked and started nipping on the blonde's neck as he untied the rope, "Last night was fun ne?"

"I am…in pain…"

The thief chuckled, "Sore now are you? I guess I'll just have to fix that…"

"Whites Day is over…"

"Since when did we have to wait for a holiday?"

"Tamers have school…"

Dark raised a brow, "Satoshi's going to be too sore to walk."

"That's…true…"

"So you want more?"

"How can I decline such a gracious offer?"


"Satoshi-kun?"

"Nnnn…"

"Satoshi-kun! Are you alright?"

The blue haired boy tried to sit up but flopped back down and groaned, "Stupid Krad…"

"Can you get up?"

"No…"

"Wow…those two did quite a number on you…"

"Painful…"

Daisuke winced, "Do you want me go get help or something?"

Satoshi blinked and watched the redhead get up, he grabbed Daisuke's arm and pulled him back into an embrace, the redhead didn't attempt to struggle, he made himself more comfortable, "No, just stay here, I'll be able to get up…eventually…"

"I never thought you could mix chocolate and ice cream like that…"

"Daisuke…if you keep reminding me, I may just have to force myself to sit up and kill you."

"I love you too."

"…me too...just...don't mention kids in front of me...please..."

Daisuke giggled, "Don't worry, I think Dark would kill me before I could open my mouth."

"I love you, Happy Whites Day past."

Owari


Nya

Happy Whites Day! Another fic done! XD Hope you all liked it!

Hakudoshi-chan- Hm? I usually just call its Whites Day, since Saint Valentine is actually a saint...oh well...they're both perverted XD And for all we know...Krad is a girl o.O Happy Whites Day!

Mysterious Kaitou- Well they're sore either way so there's really no difference...XD Yea! Throw cheerios at her! You can't really seperate Dark and Krad from Daisuke and Satoshi...they share bodies o.O mmm...wedding...XD

Lord Scribbles- lol, yes, poor Krad, never got to go to the store he wanted...Dark would be, was happy until the responsibilities came up, that'd scare anyone off...it scared me off too XP

Rinoki Rio- Yea! The kid! XD Endless jobs and chores to be done :P Dark's constantly sugarhigh apparently, sugar can make anyone crazy, hmm...imagine if they said yes to the kid...-bad thoughts- o.o;;

Animegoil- Well they're both guys and all...so I suppose it's only natural that they both give each other gifts on Valentines day and Whites day...or not...but still, Daisuke didn't really get a gift now did he:P

M36NU7- My parents give me that really weird look all the time, it's simply their way of saying what-is-wrong-with-you? Or have-you-finally-snapped-for-some-odd-reason? XP Satoshi the human-sloth!

Heaven's Coin- Too bad they declined, it would've been...interesting...hmmm...really should make a fic or something on that :D -evil thoughts along with an evil laugh- that'd be fun...yes...very fun XD