Disclaimers: I don't own Card Captor Sakura or anything that I don't obviously own...
A/N: WWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?!?!!? How come Syaoran has a girlfriend?!?!!?!? This is all wrong!!!!!! What's going on!?! Why am I stupid?!!?? And why do I need to go to a mental hospital!?!? Tell me!!!!!!!!! WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!! [Inner voice: hyper, insane weird...sis... did you drink your medicine, Trix?!]
A week had passed... and it was again Saturday, another rehearsal day for the two girls. Tomoyo went to the bathroom to obviously take a bath, leaving Sakura and Syaoran inside her room. Sakura was finishing reading Harry Potter book 5 [she was in the second to the last chapter] because Syaoran wants to borrow it after she finished it.
Sakura was busy reading the book that Syaoran felt left out. So, he laid down Sakura's lap! She was so shocked!
"What the?"
Syaoran smiled at her. "I can, can't I?"
Sakura sighed. If she didn't agree, he would be irritating and annoying Sakura and she can't finish the book. "Fine..."
She continued to read when suddenly...
"Can I... cuddle you?" he asked, blushing. What the? What's gotten into the mind of Syaoran? Sakura's eyes widened, but then shrugged. "Yea, I guess..."
"YAY!!" and he cuddled her.
She was so not used to this. A boy cuddling her? This has so gone out of the line! Ok, again I'm exaggerating, but... never mind.
She then resumed her reading. Weirdly... Syaoran was silent.
"Huh?" she then looked down seeing... Syaoran sleeping. Great. Just great. Now there's a boy sleeping in her lap. How could things get any worse?
Suddenly, Tomoyo burst in, waking Syaoran up. "Shit...I fell asleep..." he mumbled.
"Tomoyo, you still didn't take a bath?" Sakura asked, seeing that Tomoyo wasn't in a towel.
"I forgot my facial wash!!!" she said, and she seemed hyper. Sakura blinked. Why, oh why did God give her weird friends?
Tomoyo went out of her room as Syaoran rubbed his eyes. Sakura giggled. "That was the first time I saw you sleep!"
"And the last time..."
Sakura rolled her eyes, and then resumed her reading. Syaoran stared at her...
"Can I... hug you?" he suddenly asked, blushing a little... no, his "Can-I-cuddle-blush" was the little one. This was the "furious" one, if you call it that way.
"NANI?!" she looked at him, shocked. She then punched him in the arm. "Don't push your luck, buster!"
Syaoran smirked. "Please?"
Sakura sighed. "Fine, fine." And then, he hugged her. Sakura sighed heavily. This was so not comfortable. But if she declined... Syaoran would annoy her, probably for the rest of her life.
She resumed her reading. But since Syaoran was hugging and cuddling her like a little doggie, she couldn't help but say, "You know, I'm not really used to someone not my family to hug me. I'm only used to my cousins to hug me... my family..."
"Then we can be cousins!!" he said, looking up at her. Sakura raised an eyebrow.
"But we're not bounded by blood, in case you have forgotten." She reminded him.
"No, but we're bounded by friendship!!!"
Ugh!! Why can't her friends be normal human beings for once? "Syao, is there even such a thing?"
"No, but we'll be the first to have this!!!"
Sakura rolled her eyes. Now she's wondering if her friends had brains.
"If you continue hugging me, Stephanie will sure to kill you." Syaoran rolled his eyes. "Like I care..."
"WHAT? Uh-oh!! I'm telling Stephanie!!!"
"You don't even know her!!"
"Hello!!! Are you still with me?! You just gave me her number!!!"
"Shit... just... don't tell her!!!"
Sakura giggled. "Ok, ok. I won't."
They became silent... until... giggling...and then...
"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled. Syaoran started tickling her. Not again. Why was this the favorite pastime of Syaoran when she's around?
She was giggling hysterically, tickling him back. They were tickling each other until Syaoran was already on top of Sakura. They were laughing and tickling... until... they opened their eyes.
Amber met emerald. They were staring at each other, each lost in the other's eyes. A blush then slowly crept in their cheeks. Syaoran was LITERALLY and UNBELIEVINGLY and ALL THOSE OTHER WORDS on top of Sakura!!! A scene we should all take a picture of!!!!
That's when Tomoyo went in, totally wet. "GUYS!!" she yelled. "Could you resume your tickling spree in the living room 'coz I'm going to change."
Silently, they went out.
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It was again after another day of tiring and non-stop rehearsing. Sakura had to go home immediately because they were going out for dinner since it was Fujitaka's birthday [I really don't know when so I'm not going to put the date]. They went back to the Daidouji mansion, Syaoran awfully quiet the whole way back.
"Is there something wrong, Syaoran?" Tomoyo asked as they went in. "You seem quiet."
"Because Sakura's not here." Eriol said, smirking. Syaoran blushed, but didn't retaliate. Now something seems fishy here...
"Guys, I have something to tell you..." Syaoran suddenly said as they went to the balcony for some fresh air.
"Ooh, what is it?" Tomoyo asked eagerly.
Syaoran took a deep breath then said, "I know this will shock you but... I think... I have a crush on... Sakura..." he was blushing furiously!!!
"Honto? I knew it!!!!" Tomoyo said, punching a fist in the air. Eriol gaped at him. Syaoran? His best friend... has a crush on a tomboy? This was definitely not the Syaoran he knew!!!
"Did you... have brain surgery lately?" he asked. Syaoran rolled his eyes. "Like, no!"
"Since when, Syao? Since when!! Tell me!!!" Tomoyo looked like if he didn't tell her, she was either going to strangle him, get a knife and stab him, or jump off the balcony. Or maybe even the three.
"Uh... not very long ago..." he garbled. Tomoyo's eyes lit up.
"Tell me," he suddenly said. "Do you think that, you know, I should break up with Stephanie?"
"YES!!!!!" Tomoyo said happily – almost energetically... no, "hyperly", if there ever is a word.
But Eriol, for the first time, didn't agree with Tomoyo. "No!"
Tomoyo glared at him. "Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
Syaoran sighed. Now he knew better than asking two opposing forces.
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"I don't believe you." Was all Sakura could say to her best friend. I mean, who would believe? The one she has a crush on has a crush on him too? Now that's a girl's dream or fantasy!!
"No, really Sakura!!" Tomoyo urged. "I'm telling the truth!! The minute you left, he told us!!! He has a crush on you!!!!"
Sakura sighed. Tomoyo was what you call a 'very easy to believe' girl. Everyone believes what this girl is saying. Including Sakura. 'So what if he has a crush on you?' she thought. 'Its not like he's going to court you, right? I mean, he has a GIRLFRIEND.' She nodded inwardly.
"And I think he's going to break up with Stephanie for you!!" Tomoyo said excitedly.
"WHAT?!?!!?"
...TBC...
A/N: where the hell is this story getting to?! This is so very weird... just like the authoress!!! Lolz!!!! Now, what do you think is the ending of this [actually not-so] twisted story? Huh? And now I'm positive it's quite longer than the other chappies, ne?
I am sorry for the humorous humor I added to humor ourselves, but I just can't live without humor!!! I am what you call... a humorous person. I love humor, humor is my middle name, and humor is my life!!!! Humor rocks!!! Oh, and so does Chaos. And if you think I can add humor anytime I want since you want it too, then I take my apology back. And I am so very sorry for the grammatical errors, spelling errors, and errors of errors. That is all; I thank you [bow] (Jishu, you have actually influenced me in some way or the other...)
Special thanks to: mah reviewers!!!!!!! Love ya soooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep on reviewing!!!!!!!!!!!! And also to Darice and Jishu, for inspiration... sorry if I mentioned you guys too late...
Erm, some clarifications/questions for:
Maniac witchies- what's "YM"? I don't get you...
Jishu26- uhm... I don't know... anyway, WHICH best friend? The boy or the girl??? :)or mah more that friend?! Wait, she doesn't count...
