Disclaimereth: Don't own anyone! Gasp , really?

A/n: TIME FOR THE MOOSHING OF THE BRAINS!

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"There's a group over there..."

"Too giggly."

"There's-"

"Are you crazy?"

"Pads, your too picky."

"Well, I don't wanna pick up some obese Slytherin."

"Spoke too soon."

"Shut up."

"She's looking at you."

"Shut up."

"Staring."

"Shut up."

"More of a gaze now."

"Shut up Moony."

"A loving gaze."

"Moony, seriously."

"She's putting her lip gloss on."

"Moony, I'm warning you."

"OH MY GOD, THAT'S A GUY!"

"I TOLD YOU!"

"Oh, man, they're beyond homo..."

"Oh, hot Hufflepuff, in the corner."

"No, they seem slightly insane. See their eye twitch?"(A/n: dangit!)

"Thanks for catching that."

"Hey, isn't that Lily?"

"What, are you gonna go after her?"

"Oh, yeah. THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO!"

"Very funny."

"Hey, Lil!"

"Ouch."

"Dang."

"I wonder how many times Prongs has gotten that."

"I don't wanna know."

"Oooh, a blonde."

"Okay, I thought you hated girls."

"I do. I'm just going with the dare. This is fun, yah know."

"So it goes."

"Like you've done it."

"Actually-"

"Hey, baby."

"Uh, Sirius..."

"NEVER MIND!"

"There...it goes."

"This school is full of homos, man."

"Hey, look at her over there."

"Isn't she in Gryffindor?"

"Same year?"

"Really shy?"

"I think so."

"Here I come."

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