Disclaimin' the peeps: See how bored I get with this stuff? I don't own anyone EXCEPT for Tessi.
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Sirius gave Remus a quick glance, begging for mercy at this moment. Yet, it was the best find, and he was shoved closer to his fate.
A slim girl leaned against the wall, auburn curls falling over her shoulders. Her eyes were a shocking teal color, and shot a sudden gaze at Sirius. She shifted the books in her arms, and became oddly interested in her shoe laces.
"Heeellooo." Sirius bobbed on his heels a bit, giving a little whistle.
"Mmhm." Tessi bit her lip, and held her teeth in the position for a surprisingly long time. Sirius turned around, and mouthed out a cry for help to Remus, whom was looking quite smug at the moment.
Before Remus even let out a laugh, Tessi whipped around, and extended her hand. Sirius jumped back, then quickly took it.
"Uh...hi, I'm-"
"Sirius."
"Right."
"Aren't I?"
"Yes, I was just."
"Stating my existence."
Sirius arched an eyebrow, and slowed down the hand shake, which had been quite furious.
"It wasn't like I ignored you."
"Uh, this is the first time you've talked to me?"
"You could've talked to me."
"I did."
"No you didn't."
"December third, our second year."
"Well, I can't remember that."
"I said 'Hey', and you walked away."
"Maybe I didn't hear you?"
"No, you glared at me."
Ironically, they both glared at each other, finally releasing their shake.
"Are you saying that I ignored you and looked down on you?"
"Yes."
"Well, I wasn't."
"Puh."
"Don't 'puh' me."
"PUH."
Remus walked up between both of them, snickering.
"Okay, mates-"
"I'm not one of your mates."
"Cool it, Tessi."
"Don't tell me to cool it."
"Do you have any idea what a cute couple you and Sirius would make."
"No, no I don't."
"Well, yah should. I'm gone."
Remus walked away, leaving the two staring at each other. Sirius puffed out his chest, and spoke.
"Okay, I was dared this dare, okay?"
"No."
"I don't care. But I have to ask someone out, or I'll wake up to many fateful days."
"Why are you talking to me?"
"You're the first girl I've seen that isn't an it."
"Go out with an it then."
"You."
"I don't wanna go out."
"Hey, one date. Please? Hogsmeade, next weekend."
"I don't know you enough."
"It's just a fake date. More like a day out ."
"Uh-huh."
"So, what do you-"
"NO."
"Muffins."
"What?"
"...muffins."
"Why did you..."
"Muffins."
"That's annoying."
"Muffins."
"When will you stop."
"Muffins."
"Sirius?"
"Muffins."
Soon, Sirius was walking down the corridor, a date marked in his mental calendar.
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A/n: Okay, this one wasn't that good, just a kick off for the other, insane stuff to come. :)
