House's Coma Yes, I was the one who wrote the original, but now I'm just adjusting it a bit. Also, none of the characters belong to me, blah…
WARNING: This is for humour purposes only, not for serious. Just thought you guys could get a laugh once a while because the stories I've heard so far are mushy-gushy-who-loves-who.
Meet you in the lounge after your shift. -Wilson
House read that note for the 14th time. It was true.
He was gay.
When Foreman laughed and commented, House just shook it off. But the nagging feeling kept coming back.
"House, you're really acting weird lately. I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it. YOU'RE GAY!"
He could of hit him in the head with his cane that moment. But he didn't. Mostly because he knew it was the truth. sigh
House got up from his chair and exited his office. It was a hot day and hardly any breeze.
He headed towards the staff lounge. When he reached the door, He pushed it open loudly with his cane.
All the Wilson, Cameron , Chase and Wilson looked up. A pile of cards also came crashing down, followed by moans and grunts from the ducklings.
Wilson dropped his magazine.
"Holy crap, man!" Foreman said. "We had 54 cards without falling, man!" "We were going to build a replica of the hospital" Chase said. Then he stopped. "Holy crap, we really ARE bored…"
"We haven't gotten a real case in a week" Cameron said.
House clears throat
"Ok, umm, there's a guy who's coughing up blood in… umm… in the room next…door. I'll have to ask you guys to…see to that."
The ducklings exchanged strange looks but left.
"NOT you, Wilson, I uh, need you to help… repair my Gameboy. "
After the 3 doctors left, the pair sat down.
"Repair your Gameboy…?" Wilson said.
They began making out with each other right then and there.
Then, the pair heard a door open. They both looked up.
It was Cuddy.
Of all people.
"WILSON?" He looked like she was about to faint. "YOU'RE MARRIED TO SHELLY FOR GOD SAKES!"
She looked passionately at House and then back at Cuddy.
"Screw that, Call her that I'm leaving her AND the kids!"
