Another work of shit by Invader Cloudie, please enjoy!
It was Monday on earth. Tallest Red was observing the Earthniods and Tallest Purple was eating chips and playing with a puppet. "Come and play with the puppet!" Purple begged as he made the puppet jump over his bag of chips. "No, Come here and look at this. They are…" Red was cut off, "TALL! They are as tall as Zim said they were!" Purple gasped. "What are… those?" Red asked pointing to two human earth girls on the screen. Purple shrugged. "I believe they are… of the female gender… Sirs!" One of the advisors said, giving a quick salute. "Female… and… tall. It is unheard of!" Another advisor shouted. Quiet murmurs were heard throughout the ship. "What should we do?" Purple asked. "I have just the idea…" Red smirked and then turned to one of the advisors.
Meanwhile on earth…
"CLOUD!" an earth human yelled, she was 16, dark purple hair framed her face and went down to her lower back, black pants with safety pins on them framed her hips, a black tank-top with a yellow music note adorned her chest, sunglasses covered her violet eyes, arm warmers covered her arms and her black fingernails gripped the handle of a black purse with a music note of it and the words, "Insanity" in red sketchy letters.
"I am in here!" A voice yelled. The human girl went into a store called, "Hot Topic" where another Human earth girl was standing. "Ooh, They got Happy Bunny!" The girl yelled. The girl in black sighed, "um… I've been spotted! We have to go!" She whispered. "YOU WHAT?" The other girl screamed. She was around 16, short blue hair was cut into spiky layers and laid itself on top of her head, a black shirt with the words, "Insanity" in red sketchy letters adorned her upper half, she wore black fishnets and a red plaid mini skirt, blue and black Vans and heavy makeup made covered her face. "ROCKER!" The girl screamed. "Shh… I didn't mean to be spotted!" The girl with purple hair, Rocker, whispered as she drug her blue haired friend, Cloud, out of the store.
"I wanted those arm warmers too…" Cloud grumbled. She pulled a cell phone out of her black messenger bag. But before she could press a button she was slammed into. "Filthy human!" A voice screamed. "What the hell?" Cloud yelled back. A 15 year old (a/n- in earth years… yes he has gotten bigger, and older) boy stood there, clutching his head with one hand, and a leash with the other.
Rocker lowered her sunglasses and looked at the teen, he stood about two inches shorter than them, wearing a red shirt with stripes on it, black pants, black boots and gloves, black hair, purple/blue eyes, and light green skin. Rocker helped Cloud up and leaned over to whisper in her ear, "He's cute… lets kidnap him!" she then pulled away and smiled widely. "Your sick. He's a year younger than us!" Cloud whispered back. "No. Not him you sicko! His doggie!" Rocker bent over and stroked the small dog's head. The dog was green, a large zipper was sowed onto his chest, big bug eyes stuck out of his head and his hands, feat, and ears were black.
"Meow!" The dog shouted. "Aw…" Rocker hugged it. "Gir! Stop playing with the filthy earth devils!" the teen (a/n- we all know he is Zim) commanded. "But I don't wanna!" Gir screamed. "GIR! You are blowing our cover, YOU HUMAN EARTHLINGS HEARD NOTHING!" He screamed at the girls. "Your stupid." Cloud stuck her tongue out at Zim, "Oh, Yeah well… You should go and blow all your moneys on… stupid things!" Zim hissed.
"Oh yeah well-" Rocker and Cloud were both interrupted when a beam of light blew the roof off of the mall, showing a dark red ship. "The Massive!" Zim yelled.
Meanwhile inside the ship…
"The tall females. Capture them!" Red yelled. "Yes… capture them!" Purple said, stuffing chips into his mouth. The advisor pulled a level and pushed a button and a beam of red and purple light shot out of a cannon and hit the two girls. "Whee! I am flying!" Rocker screamed as she was hurled up toward The Massive. "AH! Lettme outta here!" Cloud screamed. "The Tallest, Gir, they have captured the filthy earth demon females!" Zim gasped. "WAFFLEY!" Gir screamed back, as the girls were sucked into The Massive, and the ship disappeared.
A/n- Please review. Yes, everyone has grown a bit so please no flames.
