Chapter 4, or is that what I want u to think?

"MAGNUS!"

"What you can get another of these priceless vases anytime, just chill, I'll clean it up later"

Kain bowed his head in frustration. And walked into the throne room, Two days had passed since Magnus had started staying at Kain's dark domicile and Kain was already ready to kill him.

KnockKnock

"Kain you home?"

"NOT NOW RAZ, MY HOUSE CAN'T HANDLE IT!"

"Huh" Raziel puzzled "it can usually handle my err shenanigans"

"Yes but not you AND Magnus, he alone has left the house in total disrepair"

"Magnus? Whose that a new fledgling? Kain you old dog you I thought you gave that game up years ago"

Raziel gave Kain a sly smile to himself still waiting to be let in.

"It's not like that, he's and old fledgling, older than you, much older"

Kain hissed defensively getting up of his throne to open the door for Raz.

Raz walk into the house following Kain back too the throne room and stepped over some dirty clothes, some half full chip packets and a pair of undies that smelt older than Kain.

After the initial shock wore off the First Born, he started to sift through some junk to see if the floor still existed, too which he wasn't so sure anymore, at this point there was a loud smash and faint "oh shit!" and a few second after Magnus walked in holding a broken piece of Glyph Armor.

"Ok so it was broken when I found it and if you don't believe that I'm sorry I broke it, but I reckon that a bit of super glue would fix this baby right up" Magnus said looking at the Armor "so where do you kee- Who is that" he said looking up from the obviously beyond-repair Antique, finally noticing Raziel standing next to Kain.

"This is-" Kain started but was cut off by Raz

"Raziel, and u, from what Kain's just said must be Magnus huh, nice robes?"

Raziel said rubbing the red velvet material with two fingers

"Thanks, I like your err…leather?" Magnus said looking at what little clothing Raziel actually wore

Raziel smiled and place his arm on Magnus's shoulder

"Hey did Kain tell you about the time he was drunk and started to try to crack on to Vorador..."

"Err Raz I don't think he wants to hear that one" Kain said getting a little worried

"Yes I do, go on tell it to me Raz, how funny was it"

"Well-" Raz started

"Raz if you complete that sentence I might have too hurt you" Kain said making a snapping motion with his hands

"Hmm let see tell the story and get some laughs or get snapped like a twig" Raz said and lower his voice to only just audible "gets some laughs get snapped, laughs or snapped hmmm what too choose"

"Oh oh oh I no I no, choose the first one it's the first one Raz pick it c'mon pick it" Magnus said jumping like he got the answer to a game shows question.

Kain gave an evil glare and turned around walking into the lounge room, and up the stairs into the 2nd story of the palace.

"So anyways it was about three years ago and it started out as a celebration for his 100,000 kill" Raziel started

"I CAN STILL HEAR THAT!" they heard Kain yell from upstairs in his room

Both Raz and Mag burst out laughing.

Kain's Room

"Great now I have two of them to put up with, how can this get much worse?"

SMASH

"Dude looks what you did"

"I didn't do it you did"

"You're the one who dropped it"

"Yeah, but you made me"

Kain groaned as he heard this and covered his head with his pillow.

"This century is gonna suck so hard" Kain said and got up to deal out some major ass whooping to the two delinquents downstairs