Disclaimer: I only own Tessi. JKR owns everybody else. And "You're the One That I Want" is from Grease, sung by those two people, can't really point them out...and I would think that Grease would be out by this time for the Marauders. And god knows how the record player works. Then again, how did Lupin's in HPPoA the movie? Oops, overboard disclaimer.
A/n: This has got to be one of my favorites so far. :)
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Sirius bounded about the dormitory, holding a hairbrush in his hand.(a/n: isn't it always?) He sang, no, belted out "You're the One That I Want" from a movie he had seen recently over the summer while sneaking off with his friends to muggle entertainment.
Tessi's kiss had obviously gotten to him.
"I got chiiills. They're multiplyin'. I'm losin' control, 'cause the power you're supplying, it's electryfyin'!"
You better shape up, 'cause I need a man. And my heart is set on you. You better shape up; you better understand to my I must be true.
"Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do! You're the one that I want! Oo, oo, oo, honey! The one that I want! Oo, oo, oo, honey! The one I neeed. Oh, yes indeeeed!"
If you're filled with affection, you're too shy to convey. Meditate in my direction. Feel your way.
"Better shape up, 'cause you need-"
"SIRIUS!"
Remus walked into the room, practically falling over at the sight of Sirius singing into a hairbrush. Sirius didn't even hesitate, and kept singing. He laughed a bit at Remus, and circled around him. Remus tugged at his hair. He had the feeling that Sirius would start to slink around in tight leather or something.
"-a man!"
I need a man who can keep me satisfied!
"I better shape up if I'm gonna prooove..."
You better prove that my faith is justified!
"Are you sure?"
Yes, I'm sure down deep inside!
"Yes I'm sure down deep inside! You're the one that I want! Oo, oo, oo, honey! The one that I want! Oo, oo, oo, honey! The one that I want! Oo, oo, oo! The one I need! Oh, yes indeed!"
Sirius held on to the last note, skidding on his knee, ending up in front of Remus, whom stared down at him, dumbfounded.
"...oh, lordy, you are gay."
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