Ginny landed with a hard 'thump' on her arse.
"Ouch!" she muttered while rubbing it. Time travel wasn't all it's cracked up to be."
A boy that looked shockingly like Harry appeared in the darkness. "Lily?"
"Not quite," Ginny stood up. "Why the hell am I in a closet? And what am I sitting on?"
"My girlfriend," The would-be-Harry replied. Like girls popping out of nowhere was nothing new to him.
"WHAT!" Ginny shrieked while jumping up.
"Yeah… my heads a little sore but that's about it," came a female voice from beneath Ginny, who didn't waste any time opening the closet door and getting out of there.
"Man, James, you could have warned me that you'd have a girl drop by… on my head… while we were making out…" The girl shook her head, then grinned. "I'm Lily Evans, and this is James Potter."
Ginny grinned. Perfect. Then she left the two at it, and walked towards what she thought was the main room, where obscure music was coming from…
20 minutes and 5 Coca-Cola ice cubes later, Ginny was fitting in perfectly. Jumping around, screaming the Heavy Metal Donkey Song, and strumming on James'
base guitar (he was still in the closet with Lily, one of them having come out to briefly explain who Ginny was so that the rest of them didn't think she was some drunk party crasher).
"So… Ginny did you say your name was?" Sirius remarked. "How did you get here anyways?"
Ginny paused. All Lily had said was "I've brought a guest. She's nice." And ran back to the room to meet her precious James. "Err.. long story cut short, I'm a Canadian exchange student and will be staying here for a month to learn… how to speak with an English accent."
Alice Longbottom quirked a brow. "That doesn't make much sense."
"See? You didn't understand me because my accent is too heavy!" Ginny remarked quickly.
"Mhmm… yeah," Sirius looked real convinced. Not. Then he decided Ginny was kind of hot and changed his tune. "I bet you're one of those sexy actresses that's learning to speak British for a muggle movie or whatever."
Ginny was spared having to answer this ridiculous (not to mention obvious) pick-up line by a shout from James.
"Hey, can you guys warn us when mom gets here?"
"Yeah, sure, don't want her to catch you snogging eh?" Alice yelled back, but James' door was closed and he was obviously too busy to reply.
"Someone should tell Mrs. Potter what a slut she raised," Alice snorted. "anyway, Sirius… really classy… sexy actress… how subtle."
"I know wasn't it?" he replied, then suddenly stood up. "I got a really good idea!" he said, jumping up and down like a hyper-active 5-year-old.
Ginny almost winced. "right… I'm sure Sirius has a fabulous plan…"
"Yeah," Tonks finally spoke up, "since when are your ideas good?"
"You're right, they're not good- they're GREAT!" Sirius smirked, while Remus rolled his eyes. "anyways, I say we go and see what's happening, and try to scare them!"
They stared.
"umm… isn't that what we were trying to do… like.. THE WHOLE TIME!" Ginny shrieked in annoyance. Sheesh. Talk about thick.
He scratched his head sheepishly, "uhh… yah. that sounds about right.."
"Yah why not do us a favour and go feed your donkey- no pun intended." Tonks stated.
Sirius laughed and wiggled his eyebrows at Remus, "Well I thought good ol' Moony over there might like to too, so until then, I guess it starves."
"I guess it does," Remus replied, trying to shrink into the couch.
Ginny was getting annoyed with this all-talk-no-action, so she jumped up and ran into James' room, where James and Lily were happily snogging away in the closet. Ginny grabbed the cord for the blinds, but something went wrong and they didn't make a sound.
"Crap!" Ginny said.
"Huh? Came James' distracted voice from the closet.
"Oh… nothing," Ginny cursed and cast a dark look at the blinds.
Sirius tiptoed in with a cup. He put it up to the closet door, and made a face. He grabbed Ginny by the arm and hauled her out of the room.
"She's giving James a header!" He practically squeaked, then rushed off to tell the others. Tonks looked disgusted. Alice giggled. Remus raised his eyebrows. Then they all burst out laughing. Tonks was practically in tears,
"Lily-James-let's-spy," was all she could manage coherently before collapsing in helpless laughter.
"Ginny, you do the honors for us?"
Ginny looked suspiciously at Sirius. "What kind of 'honor' if you please?"
He just grinned at her. "Open the closet while they're going at it! I would do it, but I couldn't look him in the eye for a month if I saw- THAT!"
Ginny tried not to grimace at the mental image that gave off. Not pretty. "How about I have a better idea?"
"What's that?" Alice asked.
"This- HEY! TIMES UP! GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT OF THAT CLOSET!" Ginny yelled. A loud creak and a crash was heard as the closet door opened and 2 disheveled teenagers popped out.
"Well, well, well, what happens next? Tonks muttered something incoherent about donkeys, while Sirius pressed for details.
"I know!" piped up Ginny, "how about we play truth or dare, the unrated version?"
Seven smiles lit the room as they thought of ways to embarrass their friends in the party favorite….
Truth or dare, no chickens allowed. Whoop!
A/N: Did yah like it?. I have lots more material, but since it's written on paper, it kills my wrist to type out. I'm not going to update again unless I get a sufficient amount of reviews. So PLEASE! Review! Mwahahaha.
