I DON"T CARE IF ANNOYINGNESS ISN'T A WORD! Sorry, someone annoyed me about that. Enough babbling, chapter 3!
Chapter 3: Pizza! Wait, Pizza!
"I surrender!" Sheen yelled and fell to his knees. Everyone had been walking for what seemed like hours under the green and orange sun that beat down on this mysterious land that seemed to stretch on forever.
"Oh come on Sheen," Jimmy said. "I think I see something ahead," Jimmy said, trying to be encouraging.
"Yeah, I see something too," Cindy said. "A dot! Oh my gosh! A dot! It's SO amazing!" She was obviously being sarcastic. Jimmy shook his head, muttering something like "Girls can be so...annoying." Then he spoke to Sheen again. "Sheen! Get up already!" Jimmy grew impatient. Sheen sulkily stood.
"Jimmy, we've been walking for hours," Sheen complained.
"Actually, only one hour. We're all tired Sheen. Get with the program!" Sheen didn't respond. "Sheen? Hello?" Jimmy asked calming down. Sheen continued to stare.
"Sheen! No come back to us!" Carl yelled in his face. He was being a little too dramatic.
"I don't believe it," Sheen said in quiet amazement. He started running towards the dot Cindy pointed out earlier like there was a ghost on his heels. Everyone hurried after him. A few minutes later Sheen came to a halt. He was staring up at the sky, apparently thanking god for what stood before him.
"I don't believe it," Sheen whispered to himself, then hurled himself at the machine in front of him. "PIZZA!" he yelled. Apparently, they were not the only ones there. After Sheen's joyous yell, they all heard a low grunt. Emerging from the shadow of the giant pizza maker was a tall, fat, hairy, warty, grumpy looking figure.
"MAKE ME A PIZZA!" he yelled in rage. Sheen ran behind his friends and ducked, terrified.
"Yeah, Jimmy. Do what he wants. Make him a pizza before he takes us instead," Sheen said petrified. Jimmy slowly walked forward. He looked at the contraption. There was a cheese button, sausage button, pepperoni button, and an anchovies button. 'How hard could this be?' Jimmy asked himself. He pushed some random buttons, and then pushed the big shiny green one, obviously the OK button. He could hear the familiar sound of gears whirring and a pizza came falling from the slot on the front of it. Jimmy picked it up and simply walked over to the "Pizza Monster" and put it in front of him. He turned his back, but as soon as he did the "Pizza Monster" lifted his hand and hit Jimmy. He went sailing through the air and landed in a pit. He could here "Pizza Monster" yelling "SOMETHING ON THAT I DON'T LIKE!" Of course it wasn't that easy. He wanted specific ingredients. 'Of course!' Jimmy thought. 'That was idiotic. Why didn't I realize that?' Jimmy sat in the pit hugging his knees, hoping, praying, that his friends would be able to figure out what he wanted. Soon he heard "Pizza Monster" yelling in rage again, and in flew Sheen. He picked himself up and walked into the corner muttering to himself.
"But in UltraLord episode #234 the Zeebos King was satisfied with the peporoni and anchovie mixture and let the Yoaja free. Why didn't it work?" Sheen muttered. Jimmy chuckled slightly. Again, soon after that, Libby came flying in.
"He's 'allergic' to sausage," Libby said crossly. In the middle of her remark, in came Cindy. Jimmy realized his worst fears were true.
"Oh no!" he exclaimed. "Carl is our only hope!" he panicked. Once again he prayed. He could sense everyone else was praying too. He heard the "Pizza Monster" inhale then yelled in joy. "HAVE A PIZZA PAR-TAY!" he yelled. Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, and Sheen could hear the "Pizza Monster" noisily gobbling up the pizza. The ground under them started shaking, and slowly, the ground of the pit rose up to meet the ground outside the pit.
"Carl old buddy you did it!" Sheen yelled and hugged his other friend who, for once, hadn't been an idiot.
"Awwww. It was nothin'," Carl said modestly his cheeks turning red. They ran past the "Pizza Monster" who was contently patting his stomach. Jimmy and his friend hurried on to meet their next challenge.
YAY! I know pizza is an odd topic, but that's why the sub category is HUMOR. REVIEW:)
